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Buddy
Cutey old Buddy
Buddy’s overall appearance.

Gender

Male

Species

Humanoid Rag Doll

Reaction

Safe and sound

Age

Different depending on how long you have Kick the Buddy

Buddy is the main protagonist of Kick the Buddy. He is a ragdoll toy who moves around, and is supposed to be beaten up, hence the title of the game.

Appearance Edit

Buddy is an anthropomorphic rag doll with two beady eyes, a stitched on blue shirt with a white star, a red underpants, and red white shoes as seen in Kick the Buddy Forever.

Extra InfoEdit

  • Buddy says quotes randomly, and reacts to you choosing weapons.
  • There is an item called Make the Buddy, which tells how to make a real life Buddy rag doll model.
  • There’s a photobooth for Second Kick, meaning you can put your face on Buddy.
  • The “MEDIC!” quote Buddy makes when hurt is a reference to the popular game, Team Fortress 2.
  • In the 2011 version of Kick the Buddy, he used to cuss. However, to get a 13+-rating, they got rid of it.
  • Buddy doesn’t just say normal stuff. Sometimes in the game you can hear him sing lyrics.
Kick the Buddy Gameplay Trailer ANDROID GAMES on GplayG

Kick the Buddy Gameplay Trailer ANDROID GAMES on GplayG

The Trailer

List of QuotesEdit

This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions.

StandbyEdit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says in the game:

  • Have we met? I’m Buddy.
  • Bo-ring! (2 versions)
  • Did somebody call me?
  • Weirdly awkward! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.) I’m bouncing off the walls here!
  • You want some ants on a log.
  • I want to see the basement in the Alamo! (Reference to Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure)
  • Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
  • I'm a pirate, arrr! just kidding.
  • Let's see what we can do!
  • Polly want a cracker!
  • Can I watch The X Files for a while? (Obvious X Files reference)
  • I'm gonna go play a couple of your iPhone games if that's okay. (If you have iPhone compatible games on your iOS device)
  • So, whadda you wanna do?
  • Mind if I catch a nap here?
  • I’d twiddle my fingers if I had fingers. (Kick the Buddyman doesn’t have this due to the fact Buddy has fingers)
  • Hold the phone steasy so I could take a bit of a nap.
  • Can you hold the phone so I could take a snooze for a while?
  • I’m actually filled with cotton candy
  • Steamboat Willie, Hoot hoot! (Reference to the famous Mickey Mouse cartoon)
  • Wipe off the screen, would ya!
  • Have you been to the moon?
  • Know anyone famous?
  • You got a strange look in your eye.
  • I wish it would last forever.
  • Burps* Oh, pardon me. (Excuse me.)
  • Matreshka. (2 versions)
  • Farts* 'scuse me.
  • Don't get my box wet.
  • Take me on down to Grandma Pickles Farm.
  • It's a never ending story! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
  • I live in a box. (2 versions)
  • I was thinking of becoming a DJ.
  • You know any puppet modeling agencies?
  • I'm gonna check some of the other apps, All Right?
  • I'm wrapped in darkness.
  • This is rather peaceful.
  • I wish my box was a boat.
  • Bim bam boom bop.
  • Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.(Reference to the song of the same name)
  • Knock, knock...boo...don’t cry it’s only me.
  • Babooshka!
  • Mama told me not to come.
  • Hey, hey, let’s get down to business
  • Polly, want a cracker?
  • Nothing happens, and I actually like it.
  • Mi casa, su casa.
  • Soooooo?
  • Just call me Indiana, dundurunduuun! (Reference to the Indiana Jones movies)
  • Ugh, it stinks like garbage in here.
  • I'm a little tea pot short and stout dedeledede!
  • Be careful, it's quite an old box.

Opened the gameEdit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says when the game is opened:

  • Good morning world. Good morning friend. Good morning box.
  • Boxy boxy boxy box oh, wello!
  • Well look who's here, again.
  • So what brings you here?
  • Ooh, a visitor.
  • We can play something but don’t be rough.
  • Welcome to my wacky world
  • How long has it been?
  • Now you are under my box choices and conception.
  • Whatever you would like to do, I'm all for it!
  • Mi casa, su casa.
  • Welcome back to my box!
  • Is that the cleaning lady?
  • Mi box, su box!
  • Well I’m ready to get started!
  • When You Open The Game For The First Time:
  • Hey, I'm Buddy, I'm here to save you from boredom! (only from Kick the Buddy and Buddy Kick 2)
  • My box is yours my fiend.

Bad itemEdit

Some items have Buddy react scared.

  • Uh, no.
  • Uhhhmm... NO!
  • Give things a chance!
  • Choose something else.
  • That's not good.
  • Oh, NOhPullMeAnd Blowne(me)Aparte! (Napoleon Bonnaparte)
  • Uhhh, put them back yeah, just put it back.
  • No, nonono. Not that.
  • Nah, no no no. Not that.
  • Might wanna put that back.
  • Are you a Pisces?
  • My, what big teeth you have
  • Do I look tasty?
  • I hate slugs!
  • This is like an aquarium.
  • Wrong fishie!
  • Hey fishie!
  • Whoopsie!
  • That looks dangerous!
  • Hey don't get cut!
  • That's exotic!
  • That's kinda extreme!
  • Hey this is my home, not the hurt locker!
  • Most people don't have those!
  • That's not so shroud.
  • You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
  • I don't like sharp or hard things.
  • I have bad feelings about this.
  • Do you have a dog?
  • Looks good.
  • Drop it, drop it!
  • No no no no no.
  • Are you serious?
  • Let's make noise.
  • This won't end well.
  • This looks bad.
  • This is gonna leave a mark.
  • Well kablam madam.
  • Let's play make believe instead.
  • I need a Band-Aid!
  • Disarm now!
  • Rest in pieces!
  • I go to pieces!
  • Oh brother.
  • We need to talk.
  • It is already too hot in here?
  • Your a sea monster!
  • Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
  • I’m considering a career change.

WardrobeEdit

  • I'm dressed to kill.
  • I'm dressed to be killed!
  • Fancy!
  • Old School is cool!
  • Hello, gorgeous.
  • oooooooh gorgeous!
  • Looking good!

Buddy lucky Slots (iOS only)Edit

  • Spin to win!
  • Go for the gold!
  • Win, daddy, win!
  • You've got this!
  • DOLIODOLIDODOLIDOD
  • Rolling rolling rolling!
  • Think Win!
  • Be The Machine!
  • You can get lots from those slots!
  • Rock those slots!
  • Come on, come on, come on!
  • We wanna pay off!
  • Oh, this is gonna be a big one!
  • Get the booty!
  • Here it comes!!

Good itemsEdit

These items give Buddy a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something.

Non looping quotesEdit

  • So cool!
  • You're so cool!
  • Aw yeah!
  • Wooooaaah yeah!
  • I like it!
  • Alright yah hero!
  • Alright yah buddy!
  • Yummy for my tummy? (If it is a food item)
  • Is that for me? (If it is a food item)
  • Food is good! (If it is a food item

Looping quotesEdit

  • Good choice. Use that every time.
  • Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
  • Yeah, keep that.
  • Um yeah that'll work.
  • Excellent choice!
  • Money well spent!
  • Way to go!
  • Yeah that‘ll work.

TorturedEdit

These quotes appear if Buddy is being hurt by something. Also they got stolen by Playgendary, who also made Kick The BuddyBowmasters, & Despicable Bear, a rip off.

  • Momma!
  • Help me!
  • I'm Pippi Longstocking!
  • I hope your battery dies.
  • Oh, please stop! Stop it‘n. Oh, please!
  • I feel the earth move under my feet! (Reference to the song of the same name)
  • I don’t get it!
  • Oh my God!
  • D’oh! (Possible reference to the Simpsons’ Homer Simpson)
  • Can I watch a sitcom instead?
  • GAGGING NOISE* “Aewaulb(ed)!”
  • I can’t take this!
  • Are you kidding me?
  • You‘ve been working out!
  • ENOUGH! WeeblyBleHabableah! [weird blabbering noise]
  • Well, oh, that’s gonna leave a mark!
  • Mama told me not to come.
  • Put down that haterade!
  • Time out, time out!
  • I'm seafood!
  • Ouch, ooch, eech!
  • You'll never get my YouTube password!
  • You'll never get my Netflix password!
  • You watch YouTube too much.
  • Smackdown!
  • You've got issues!
  • Patriot!
  • That's not right.
  • I have the hospital on speed dial!
  • Hey, hey, let's get down to business!
  • I'm not under warranty!
  • Santa won't like this!
  • I can't take it!
  • I'm being tenderized.
  • My therapist said no.
  • The pain!
  • There is no light!
  • Cataclysm!
  • Oh the pain! The pain!
  • Compound fractures!
  • Son of a bee sting!
  • Starfish multiply when cut.
  • The Buddy-O'-Matic, it slices, it dices!
  • Cut me outta here!
  • I feel like a piñata!
  • And this is just the first round!
  • Is that the best you can do?
  • You're enjoying this, aren't you?
  • In a million years!
  • Truce, truce!
  • Time out!
  • No, no, no!
  • I'm unarmed!
  • Read the directions!
  • Are ya done yet! Didn't think so!
  • I think I got a boo-boo!
  • I think I swallowed a tooth!
  • You're killing me!
  • Ow!
  • Ouch!
  • I have a bunch of band-aids in the truck!
  • Do you know any organ donors?
  • Buddy angry!
  • Tell the X-ray room to stand by.
  • Zoinks!
  • Stop please!
  • Stop!
  • Help!
  • I thought we were friends, remember!
  • Ok, get it all out, ya skippy.
  • That's a singer!
  • Call animal control!
  • Isn't your finger getting tired?
  • A little higher to the left, please.
  • A little lower to the left.
  • Just a little off the top, please.
  • Sacre Bleu!
  • Sunny beaches!
  • Nyyehh!
  • Nice knuckle sandwich!
  • I'm gonna hit the mat!
  • You hit like my mama!
  • You missed a spot!
  • Oh, the pain!
  • Think happy thoughts!
  • What on earth do I deserve that for?!
  • Well, looks like it's doomsday!
  • Mayday! Mayday!
  • Such maltreatment!
  • Rock and roll!
  • I'm no match for you!
  • Buddy hurt!
  • It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions; a reference to the song of the same name)
  • You're a terrible person!
  • I see a pretty, bright light!
  • Oh I'm doomed, there goes the sequel!
  • Man down!
  • Imma going senseless!
  • I'm out!
  • I’m out! I’M OUT!
  • I don't have any secrets!
  • Think of your karma!
  • I know a psychiatrist!
  • Apocalypse!
  • Nothing is safe!
  • That hurts like what!
  • I'm telling!
  • Oh, the Earth moved for me.
  • Close it, you're killing me!
  • This is worse than Nickelback!
  • Let's talk!
  • I'm sure it was expired yesterday.
  • Whammy!
  • The end is here!
  • This is not what I meant by being cut!
  • Pointy nightmares.
  • This is like the ending of Lost!
  • Armageddon!
  • Skulls & Crossbones!
  • Medic! (Team Fortress 2 Reference)
  • Buddy!
  • Such a scheme!
  • Ofe! (2011 version)
  • Eeeeeeeeek!
  • Your a monster!
  • Professor, I’m being eaten!
  • Beep.
  • Doink!
  • I wanna go to the hot tub!
  • Objection!
  • Another serving of punch, please, I need notes!
  • It's nothing secret!
  • Hey, Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
  • AAGH! [Eaten]
  • That's not right.
  • Hey, give it a rest, my tisent!
  • I call the hospital on speed dial!
  • Buddy's broze!
  • I’m a pacifist!
  • Prick Prick Prick!
  • Incisions, incisions!
  • Get off me, Freddy! (Reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)
  • Go back to the Bates Motel! (Reference to the film of the same name)
  • You're quite the Beyblade, aren't you!
  • I don't need pruning!
  • This is a slice of life.
  • Choppity, choppity, chop chop!
  • Prick me, do I not bleed! (Reference to Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice)
  • Uncle Scamp's snake bite venom!
  • I think I need a transfusion!
  • I'm getting post-traumatic stress disorder!
  • I'll never sleep again.
  • Do you know how to apply a tourniquet?
  • Go to a shooting range!

HotEdit

BurningEdit

  • I'm burning!
  • Stop, drop, and roll!
  • Why, God, why?!?!?!?
  • You're a bad person.
  • Open a window!
  • Heaven to Betsy!
  • Whammie!
  • Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!? (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
  • Siri, call the ambulance! (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
  • Ohh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
  • What's wrong with you?!?

MeltingEdit

  • This is bad!
  • I'm melting!
  • Nononono!
  • You're a terrible person!
  • Ugh it also smells bad.
  • I'm in a world of pain!
  • I can't feel anything!
  • Make it stop!

StretchingEdit

  • I'm getting longer!
  • I wasn't built to do this!
  • Don't stretch me! (3 versions)
  • My neck!
  • Hear me crunching?!
  • Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
  • No!
  • Eep!
  • I’m not Mr. Fantastic! (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
  • What do you think I am, Silly Putty?!
  • Ah, that’s better!
  • Do I look taller now?
  • My bones!
  • Eowowow! (High-pitched)
  • Owowowow! (High-pitched)
  • Bwwwoah!
  • Alalalalalrgh!
  • I'm not happy that way!

WetEdit

  • Water, water everywhere!
  • H2 oh no!
  • Thanks, sunshine.
  • Thank you, darling.
  • Hey, don't get my clothes wet!
  • You’re drowning me!
  • I’m being liquidated!
  • Oh God!
  • Blech!
  • Ahh, I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
  • Yeah.
  • Refreshingly sweet.
  • Gurgling noises* “Gourblagurble-(A)-Gurble!“ (3 versions)
  • Hey your getting me all wet!

Embarrassing QuotesEdit

These appear for some Messy & Dirty items.

  • Tell no one of what you see.
  • Tell nobody of what you see.
  • Don't look at me.
  • Why would you think to do this?
  • I don't feel fabulous
  • This is re-donkey-donk.
  • This couldn't get worse
  • It sucks to be me
  • Don't put this on YouTube!
  • Who‘ll be Buddy's buddy now?
  • I'm mortified!
  • You make me feel ugly!
  • We shall speak no more of this.
  • You're totes cray!
  • This couldn't get worse!
  • Disgusting, muchacho.
  • I'll never live this down.
  • This is appalling!
  • You're too creative.
  • Don’t tell my mother.
  • Oh dear!
  • I may change my name
  • My cheeks are burning!

DrunkEdit

When you give Buddy champagne or wine he will get drunk, and say these quotes.

  • You got any more of that
  • I love you man.
  • Oh hey that's cold. I like that!
  • I got bubbles to cool my nose.
  • Don't be so cold!
  • I'd pop a corn for me!
  • That pops a corn for me!
  • Bring it on [hiccup] (two versions)
  • Hey, that’s not good for me!
  • I freakin' love you man!
  • Ooh, that's cold!
  • That's not good for me!
  • More, gimme more!

Leaving The GameEdit

These quotes appear exclusively when exiting the game.

  • Uh-uh!
  • Ugh-ugh!
  • Ah-ah!
  • Hold on!
  • Stay just a little bit longer!
  • Won't you stay?
  • Pizza?
  • Come back!
  • Must you go?
  • Boo!
  • Wrong!
  • Fight the power!
  • Coffee?
  • Is it something I said?
  • Hey come on, stick around!
  • Fine, be that way!
  • Nein! (German way of saying “No!”)
  • Alone again!
  • Hey come on, stay a little bit longer!
  • Don’t leave me!
  • Hey, wait!
  • Stay!

Shaking the deviceEdit

Buddy says these quotes when you shake the device when you play this game.

  • (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
  • Wowowowowwo Wwhat's goingng on?!
  • Wowowowowwo!
  • I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
  • I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like that!
  • Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  • PPPPlllleeeeeaaaasssseeeee Stttoooopppp!

ChokingEdit

When buddy is coughing in toxins, he will say these quotes

  • beleleleleleh that’s all folks! (Loony toons reference)
  • Ooowhehehecawcawcawcawcawcawcaw (Dying raven or crow)
  • heheheheheguhguhguhguhhayeeeeeeeeel (Choking on water?)

BankEdit

Buddy says these lines when you enter the bank.

  • Fork over some dough!
  • Don’t just stand there, and buy something!
  • Spend a buck!
  • C’mon, it’s just a buck!
  • Show me your wallet! (3 versions)
  • Show me the money!
  • Use a credit card!
  • C’mon, do it!
  • I’ll loan you the dough!
  • I’ll give you the money!
  • You can borrow the money from me!
  • Don’t be greedy!
  • I feel critters!
  • Investy me!
  • Now it’s my turn to laugh!
  • Kudos!
  • Sell something, pal!
  • You won’t regret it!
  • Buy some fun!
  • This is the place you should be at!
  • Give me your money!
  • Give me the money!
  • Give me the dough!
  • Give me your dough!
  • MONEY IS POWER!
  • I hear it jingling!
  • It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
  • Put your money where my mouth is!
  • Nanananada Billion! (parody of Batman theme)
  • I need some cream!
  • Buddy needs a new pair of shoes!
  • Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!