Buddy’s overall appearance.
Humanoid Rag Doll
Safe and sound
Different depending on how long you have Kick the Buddy
Buddy is the main protagonist of Kick the Buddy. He is a ragdoll toy who moves around, and is supposed to be beaten up, hence the title of the game.
Buddy is an anthropomorphic rag doll with two beady eyes, a stitched on blue shirt with a white star, a red underpants, and red white shoes as seen in Kick the Buddy Forever.
- Buddy says quotes randomly, and reacts to you choosing weapons.
- There is an item called Make the Buddy, which tells how to make a real life Buddy rag doll model.
- There’s a photobooth for Second Kick, meaning you can put your face on Buddy.
- The “MEDIC!” quote Buddy makes when hurt is a reference to the popular game, Team Fortress 2.
- In the 2011 version of Kick the Buddy, he used to cuss. However, to get a 13+-rating, they got rid of it.
- Buddy doesn’t just say normal stuff. Sometimes in the game you can hear him sing lyrics.
List of QuotesEdit
This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions.
This is a list of quotes that Buddy says in the game:
- Have we met? I’m Buddy.
- Bo-ring! (2 versions)
- Did somebody call me?
- Weirdly awkward! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.) I’m bouncing off the walls here!
- You want some ants on a log.
- I want to see the basement in the Alamo! (Reference to Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure)
- Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
- I'm a pirate, arrr! just kidding.
- Let's see what we can do!
- Polly want a cracker!
- Can I watch The X Files for a while? (Obvious X Files reference)
- I'm gonna go play a couple of your iPhone games if that's okay. (If you have iPhone compatible games on your iOS device)
- So, whadda you wanna do?
- Mind if I catch a nap here?
- I’d twiddle my fingers if I had fingers. (Kick the Buddyman doesn’t have this due to the fact Buddy has fingers)
- Hold the phone steasy so I could take a bit of a nap.
- Can you hold the phone so I could take a snooze for a while?
- I’m actually filled with cotton candy
- Steamboat Willie, Hoot hoot! (Reference to the famous Mickey Mouse cartoon)
- Wipe off the screen, would ya!
- Have you been to the moon?
- Know anyone famous?
- You got a strange look in your eye.
- I wish it would last forever.
- Burps* Oh, pardon me. (Excuse me.)
- Matreshka. (2 versions)
- Farts* 'scuse me.
- Don't get my box wet.
- Take me on down to Grandma Pickles Farm.
- It's a never ending story! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
- I live in a box. (2 versions)
- I was thinking of becoming a DJ.
- You know any puppet modeling agencies?
- I'm gonna check some of the other apps, All Right?
- I'm wrapped in darkness.
- This is rather peaceful.
- I wish my box was a boat.
- Bim bam boom bop.
- Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.(Reference to the song of the same name)
- Knock, knock...boo...don’t cry it’s only me.
- Mama told me not to come.
- Hey, hey, let’s get down to business
- Polly, want a cracker?
- Nothing happens, and I actually like it.
- Mi casa, su casa.
- Just call me Indiana, dundurunduuun! (Reference to the Indiana Jones movies)
- Ugh, it stinks like garbage in here.
- I'm a little tea pot short and stout dedeledede!
- Be careful, it's quite an old box.
Opened the gameEdit
This is a list of quotes that Buddy says when the game is opened:
- Good morning world. Good morning friend. Good morning box.
- Boxy boxy boxy box oh, wello!
- Well look who's here, again.
- So what brings you here?
- Ooh, a visitor.
- We can play something but don’t be rough.
- Welcome to my wacky world
- How long has it been?
- Now you are under my box choices and conception.
- Whatever you would like to do, I'm all for it!
- Mi casa, su casa.
- Welcome back to my box!
- Is that the cleaning lady?
- Mi box, su box!
- Well I’m ready to get started!
- When You Open The Game For The First Time:
- Hey, I'm Buddy, I'm here to save you from boredom! (only from Kick the Buddy and Buddy Kick 2)
- My box is yours my fiend.
Some items have Buddy react scared.
- Uh, no.
- Uhhhmm... NO!
- Give things a chance!
- Choose something else.
- That's not good.
- Oh, NOhPullMeAnd Blowne(me)Aparte! (Napoleon Bonnaparte)
- Uhhh, put them back yeah, just put it back.
- No, nonono. Not that.
- Nah, no no no. Not that.
- Might wanna put that back.
- Are you a Pisces?
- My, what big teeth you have
- Do I look tasty?
- I hate slugs!
- This is like an aquarium.
- Wrong fishie!
- Hey fishie!
- That looks dangerous!
- Hey don't get cut!
- That's exotic!
- That's kinda extreme!
- Hey this is my home, not the hurt locker!
- Most people don't have those!
- That's not so shroud.
- You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
- I don't like sharp or hard things.
- I have bad feelings about this.
- Do you have a dog?
- Looks good.
- Drop it, drop it!
- No no no no no.
- Are you serious?
- Let's make noise.
- This won't end well.
- This looks bad.
- This is gonna leave a mark.
- Well kablam madam.
- Let's play make believe instead.
- I need a Band-Aid!
- Disarm now!
- Rest in pieces!
- I go to pieces!
- Oh brother.
- We need to talk.
- It is already too hot in here?
- Your a sea monster!
- Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
- I’m considering a career change.
- I'm dressed to kill.
- I'm dressed to be killed!
- Old School is cool!
- Hello, gorgeous.
- oooooooh gorgeous!
- Looking good!
Buddy lucky Slots (iOS only)Edit
- Spin to win!
- Go for the gold!
- Win, daddy, win!
- You've got this!
- Rolling rolling rolling!
- Think Win!
- Be The Machine!
- You can get lots from those slots!
- Rock those slots!
- Come on, come on, come on!
- We wanna pay off!
- Oh, this is gonna be a big one!
- Get the booty!
- Here it comes!!
These items give Buddy a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something.
Non looping quotesEdit
- So cool!
- You're so cool!
- Aw yeah!
- Wooooaaah yeah!
- I like it!
- Alright yah hero!
- Alright yah buddy!
- Yummy for my tummy? (If it is a food item)
- Is that for me? (If it is a food item)
- Food is good! (If it is a food item
- Good choice. Use that every time.
- Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
- Yeah, keep that.
- Um yeah that'll work.
- Excellent choice!
- Money well spent!
- Way to go!
- Yeah that‘ll work.
These quotes appear if Buddy is being hurt by something. Also they got stolen by Playgendary, who also made Kick The Buddy, Bowmasters, & Despicable Bear, a rip off.
- Help me!
- I'm Pippi Longstocking!
- I hope your battery dies.
- Oh, please stop! Stop it‘n. Oh, please!
- I feel the earth move under my feet! (Reference to the song of the same name)
- I don’t get it!
- Oh my God!
- D’oh! (Possible reference to the Simpsons’ Homer Simpson)
- Can I watch a sitcom instead?
- GAGGING NOISE* “Aewaulb(ed)!”
- I can’t take this!
- Are you kidding me?
- You‘ve been working out!
- ENOUGH! WeeblyBleHabableah! [weird blabbering noise]
- Well, oh, that’s gonna leave a mark!
- Mama told me not to come.
- Put down that haterade!
- Time out, time out!
- I'm seafood!
- Ouch, ooch, eech!
- You'll never get my YouTube password!
- You'll never get my Netflix password!
- You watch YouTube too much.
- You've got issues!
- That's not right.
- I have the hospital on speed dial!
- Hey, hey, let's get down to business!
- I'm not under warranty!
- Santa won't like this!
- I can't take it!
- I'm being tenderized.
- My therapist said no.
- The pain!
- There is no light!
- Oh the pain! The pain!
- Compound fractures!
- Son of a bee sting!
- Starfish multiply when cut.
- The Buddy-O'-Matic, it slices, it dices!
- Cut me outta here!
- I feel like a piñata!
- And this is just the first round!
- Is that the best you can do?
- You're enjoying this, aren't you?
- In a million years!
- Truce, truce!
- Time out!
- No, no, no!
- I'm unarmed!
- Read the directions!
- Are ya done yet! Didn't think so!
- I think I got a boo-boo!
- I think I swallowed a tooth!
- You're killing me!
- I have a bunch of band-aids in the truck!
- Do you know any organ donors?
- Buddy angry!
- Tell the X-ray room to stand by.
- Stop please!
- I thought we were friends, remember!
- Ok, get it all out, ya skippy.
- That's a singer!
- Call animal control!
- Isn't your finger getting tired?
- A little higher to the left, please.
- A little lower to the left.
- Just a little off the top, please.
- Sacre Bleu!
- Sunny beaches!
- Nice knuckle sandwich!
- I'm gonna hit the mat!
- You hit like my mama!
- You missed a spot!
- Oh, the pain!
- Think happy thoughts!
- What on earth do I deserve that for?!
- Well, looks like it's doomsday!
- Mayday! Mayday!
- Such maltreatment!
- Rock and roll!
- I'm no match for you!
- Buddy hurt!
- It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions; a reference to the song of the same name)
- You're a terrible person!
- I see a pretty, bright light!
- Oh I'm doomed, there goes the sequel!
- Man down!
- Imma going senseless!
- I'm out!
- I’m out! I’M OUT!
- I don't have any secrets!
- Think of your karma!
- I know a psychiatrist!
- Nothing is safe!
- That hurts like what!
- I'm telling!
- Oh, the Earth moved for me.
- Close it, you're killing me!
- This is worse than Nickelback!
- Let's talk!
- I'm sure it was expired yesterday.
- The end is here!
- This is not what I meant by being cut!
- Pointy nightmares.
- This is like the ending of Lost!
- Skulls & Crossbones!
- Medic! (Team Fortress 2 Reference)
- Such a scheme!
- Ofe! (2011 version)
- Your a monster!
- Professor, I’m being eaten!
- I wanna go to the hot tub!
- Another serving of punch, please, I need notes!
- It's nothing secret!
- Hey, Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
- AAGH! [Eaten]
- That's not right.
- Hey, give it a rest, my tisent!
- I call the hospital on speed dial!
- Buddy's broze!
- I’m a pacifist!
- Prick Prick Prick!
- Incisions, incisions!
- Get off me, Freddy! (Reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)
- Go back to the Bates Motel! (Reference to the film of the same name)
- You're quite the Beyblade, aren't you!
- I don't need pruning!
- This is a slice of life.
- Choppity, choppity, chop chop!
- Prick me, do I not bleed! (Reference to Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice)
- Uncle Scamp's snake bite venom!
- I think I need a transfusion!
- I'm getting post-traumatic stress disorder!
- I'll never sleep again.
- Do you know how to apply a tourniquet?
- Go to a shooting range!
- I'm burning!
- Stop, drop, and roll!
- Why, God, why?!?!?!?
- You're a bad person.
- Open a window!
- Heaven to Betsy!
- Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!? (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
- Siri, call the ambulance! (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
- Ohh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
- What's wrong with you?!?
- This is bad!
- I'm melting!
- You're a terrible person!
- Ugh it also smells bad.
- I'm in a world of pain!
- I can't feel anything!
- Make it stop!
- I'm getting longer!
- I wasn't built to do this!
- Don't stretch me! (3 versions)
- My neck!
- Hear me crunching?!
- Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
- I’m not Mr. Fantastic! (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
- What do you think I am, Silly Putty?!
- Ah, that’s better!
- Do I look taller now?
- My bones!
- Eowowow! (High-pitched)
- Owowowow! (High-pitched)
- I'm not happy that way!
- Water, water everywhere!
- H2 oh no!
- Thanks, sunshine.
- Thank you, darling.
- Hey, don't get my clothes wet!
- You’re drowning me!
- I’m being liquidated!
- Oh God!
- Ahh, I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
- Refreshingly sweet.
- Gurgling noises* “Gourblagurble-(A)-Gurble!“ (3 versions)
- Hey your getting me all wet!
These appear for some Messy & Dirty items.
- Tell no one of what you see.
- Tell nobody of what you see.
- Don't look at me.
- Why would you think to do this?
- I don't feel fabulous
- This is re-donkey-donk.
- This couldn't get worse
- It sucks to be me
- Don't put this on YouTube!
- Who‘ll be Buddy's buddy now?
- I'm mortified!
- You make me feel ugly!
- We shall speak no more of this.
- You're totes cray!
- This couldn't get worse!
- Disgusting, muchacho.
- I'll never live this down.
- This is appalling!
- You're too creative.
- Don’t tell my mother.
- Oh dear!
- I may change my name
- My cheeks are burning!
When you give Buddy champagne or wine he will get drunk, and say these quotes.
- You got any more of that
- I love you man.
- Oh hey that's cold. I like that!
- I got bubbles to cool my nose.
- Don't be so cold!
- I'd pop a corn for me!
- That pops a corn for me!
- Bring it on [hiccup] (two versions)
- Hey, that’s not good for me!
- I freakin' love you man!
- Ooh, that's cold!
- That's not good for me!
- More, gimme more!
Leaving The GameEdit
These quotes appear exclusively when exiting the game.
- Hold on!
- Stay just a little bit longer!
- Won't you stay?
- Come back!
- Must you go?
- Fight the power!
- Is it something I said?
- Hey come on, stick around!
- Fine, be that way!
- Nein! (German way of saying “No!”)
- Alone again!
- Hey come on, stay a little bit longer!
- Don’t leave me!
- Hey, wait!
Shaking the deviceEdit
Buddy says these quotes when you shake the device when you play this game.
- (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
- Wowowowowwo Wwhat's goingng on?!
- I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
- I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like that!
- PPPPlllleeeeeaaaasssseeeee Stttoooopppp!
When buddy is coughing in toxins, he will say these quotes
- beleleleleleh that’s all folks! (Loony toons reference)
- Ooowhehehecawcawcawcawcawcawcaw (Dying raven or crow)
- heheheheheguhguhguhguhhayeeeeeeeeel (Choking on water?)
Buddy says these lines when you enter the bank.
- Fork over some dough!
- Don’t just stand there, and buy something!
- Spend a buck!
- C’mon, it’s just a buck!
- Show me your wallet! (3 versions)
- Show me the money!
- Use a credit card!
- C’mon, do it!
- I’ll loan you the dough!
- I’ll give you the money!
- You can borrow the money from me!
- Don’t be greedy!
- I feel critters!
- Investy me!
- Now it’s my turn to laugh!
- Sell something, pal!
- You won’t regret it!
- Buy some fun!
- This is the place you should be at!
- Give me your money!
- Give me the money!
- Give me the dough!
- Give me your dough!
- MONEY IS POWER!
- I hear it jingling!
- It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
- Put your money where my mouth is!
- Nanananada Billion! (parody of Batman theme)
- I need some cream!
- Buddy needs a new pair of shoes!
- Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!