Quote List

List of Quotes

This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions.

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Standby

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says in the game:.

• have you met...im buddy
• boring
• Weirdly awkward! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
• Ooh, nice fingers you got there!
• I'm a pirate, arrr! just kidding. (Buddy as a pirate)
• Do you like playing games? (Buddy can ask for your favourite game)
• (BURPING) 'scuse me
• come on twist me
• Can I watch The X Files for a while? (Obvious X Files reference)
• Ladadadadadadada!
• I'm gonna go play a couple of your other iPhone games if that's OK. (If you have iPhone compatible games on your iOS device)
• So, whaddya wanna do? (Buddy can ask you to do something)
• Mind if I catch a nap here?
• Hold the phone steady, I‘m gonna take a bit of a nap!
• Can you hold the phone steady, I’m gonna snooze for a while.
• Hey, take your time!
• Steamboat Willie, Hoot hoot! (Reference to the famous Mickey Mouse cartoon)
• Hey, wipe off the screen, would ya?
• Have you been to the moon?
• Oooh, do you know anyone famous?
• I wish you would last forever.
• Burps* Oh, pardon me. (Excuse me.)
• Matreshka. (2 versions)
• 6 + 3 = 9!
• *Farts* oh escuse me.
• Don't get my box wet.
• It's a never ending story! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
• I live in a box. (2 versions)
• Wanna trade places?
• Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do!
• You know any puppet modeling agencies?
• I'm gonna check some of your other apps, alright?
• I'm wrapped in darkness.
• This is rather peaceful.
• Babooshka!
• I want to see the basement in the Alamo!
• Hee, piyacho!
• Hey, it’s lonely in here.
• Mama told me not to come!
• Hey, hey, let’s get down to business!
• Polly, want a cracker?
• Nothing happens, and I actually like it.
• Can you take me toward the TV?
• Soooooo?
• That’s my world!
• I’m gonna pull myself together.
• Just call me Indiana, dundurunduuun! (Reference to the Indiana Jones movies)
• Ugh, it stinks like garbage in here!
• I like trains. (Reference to the asdfmovie i like trains kid)
• I'm a little tea pot short and stout dedeledede!
• Be careful, it's quite an old box.
• fetch me some coffee please.
• pay attention to me.
• do have anything I can read for a few minutes?
• hey give me an old token.
• care to dance?
• Well well well.
• zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz
• Hey, it’s time to hurt somebody!
• Hey, have you seen my frogs somewhere around here?
• Cyclops is my favorite X-Man!
• My grandpappy lives in a wodden box.
• Want some ants in a log?
• i think this box is haunted.
• where's the beef?
• (whistling)
• I don't know the caged bird sings. la la la la.
• mind if i tweet for a minute?
• Howdy doody is my hero.
• WEIRDLY AWKWARD!

Winning a prize

He says these quotes if you win a prize.

• Winner winner chicken finger! (Reference to PUBG)
• Ah yeah boys!!
• Sweet!
• Rock on, party people!
• Aw yeah!
• Ah yeah!
• Yes sirree bob!
• You won!!!
• Take that to the bank!
• Win on, buddy-bags!
• Alright yah hero!
• Yeah, baby, Yeah!
• i like it
• So cool!
• You’re so cool!
• Super awesome!!
• JACKPOT!!
• That’s what I’m talking about!

Buddy Lucky Slots WELCOME

• Scoop up those winnings!
• Win over here!
• Oh-wee!
• That’s a big win!
• You got the magic fingers.
• Lucky you!!
• You go!
• You rock!
• Humpty Dumpty, here we are.
• You beat the machine!

Opened the game

This is a list of quotes that Buddyman says when the game is opened:

• Ribbit ribbit ribbit!
• Good morning world, Good morning friend, Good morning box!
• Boxy boxy boxy box- oh, hello!
• Here is my box land!
• Well look who's here, again.
• So, what brings you here?
• Ooh, a visitor.
• We can play something, but don’t be rough.
• Welcome to my wacky world!
• golly i missed you.
• How long has it been!
• Now you are under my box choices and conception.
• Whatever you would like to do, I'm all for it!
• Mi casa, su casa.
• Welcome back to my box.
• Is that the cleaning lady?
• Mi box, su box!
• Well, I’m ready to get started!
• Hi, I’m Buddy, nice to meet ya.
• My box is yours my friend.
• huh, did somebody call me?
• You got strange look in your eye.
• ???? did someone call me ????
• i will having my cards.
• You can hardly seen my scars anymore.
• come on let’s have some tea and biscuit.
• at last we meet!
• come on beat me!
• Adventures await!
• want look like a nice energy drink
• free to the round in my box
• anjoy will be box will be found well hello!
• Come enjoy my box with me!
• A new friend is here!

Not enough money

When you have do not have enough money, Buddyman will be rude or talk crap to you.

• Loser( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!
• Hah, loser!
• Oh, like you needed that!
• Make more money! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
• Do the math! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
• Get a calculator! (Unavailable for grand prix element)

Bad item

Some items have Buddy react scared.

• Um, no.
• Uhhhmm... NO!
• Give peace a chance!
• Choose something else.
• That's not good.
• Oh, NOhPullMeAnd Blowne(me)Aparte! (Napoleon Bonnaparte)
• Uhhh, put it back yeah, just put it back.
• No, nonono. Not that.
• What are we doing now?
• Are you a Pisces?
• My, what big teeth you have
• Do I look tasty?
• I hate slugs!
• You have more?
• What’s that for?
• OK, I am on the roof right now!
• let’s eat doritos instead
• Let’s travel to France instead
• This is like an aquarium.
• Wrong fishie!
• Hey fishie!
• Whoopsie!
• That looks dangerous!
• Hey don't get cut! (2 versions)
• Are we going to play?
• That's exotic! (2 versions)
• That's kinda extreme! (3 versions)
• This is my home, not the hurt locker! (3 versions)
• Most people don't have those!
• That's not so shroud.
• You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
• I don't like sharp or hard things.
• I have bad feelings about this.
• You got neat things!
• What else is there?
• Do you have a dog?
• Looks good.
• Drop it, drop it!
• No no no no no. (4 versions
• Are you serious? (3 versions)
• Let's make noise. (3 versions)
• This won't end well. (3 versions)
• This looks bad. (3 versions)
• This is gonna leave a mark. (3 versions)
• no kablam madam.
• Let's play make believe instead. (3 versions)
• I need a Bandage!
• It"s a yuppy guppy!
• Disarm now!
• Rest in pieces!
• I go to pieces!
• Oh brother! (3 versions; if you are a girl, say “Oh sister!”)
• We need to talk! (3 versions)
• It is already too hot in here? (3 versions
• Your a sea monster!
• Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. (new)
• I’m considering a career change. (new)
• i’m afraid (3 versions)
• May you get a milk instead!
• It’s cold!
• Swim out!
• Oh, that’s unusual.

Achievement to get the KO

This is what Buddyman says when you win an achievement.

• Cool!
• Oh goodie!
• Oh greatest me!
• Huzzah!
• Whoopie!
• Woohoo!
• Done
• Done

Wardrobe

ATTENTION: for ages over 3

• I'm dressed to kill. (2 versions)
• I'm dressed to be killed.
• I’m looking dapper! (2 versions)
• Look at me, I look cool!
• Hello, gorgeous.
• oooooooh gorgeous!
• I make this suit look good! (2 versions)
• Got me some fine friends!
• Looking good! (2 versions)
• Looking good! but a little tight in my crotch.
• Who’s make the man?
• hey I looking cool!
• i looking cool!

Buddy lucky Slots (iOS only)

• Spin to win!
• Go for the gold!
• Let’s see you win, daddy-o!
• You can do it!
• DOLIODOLIDODOLIDO!
• Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’!
• Don’t you want a big prize?
• Come on, jackpot!
• You can WIN A LOT!!!!
• show me what you got 🎰
• Think Win!
• Big win!
• Be The Machine!
• You can get lots from them slots!
• Rock those slots!
• Come on, come on, come on!
• We wanna pay off!
• Oh, this is gonna be a big one!
• Get the booty!
• Here it comes!!
• easist 1 2 3!
• hi ruler!
• are you feel lucky?
• win for me!

Good items

These items give Buddyman a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something.

Non looping quotes

• So cool!
• You're so cool!
• Aw yeah!
• Wooooaaah yeah!
• I like it!
• Alright yah hero!
• Alright yah buddy!
• Splendid!
• Sweet!
• Yummy for my tummy! (If it is a food item)
• Is that for me? (If it is a food item)
• Food is good! (If it is a food item)
• I might vomit! (If it is a food item)
• Yum yum! (If it is a food item)
• Are those fresh? (If it is a food item)
• Is that organic? (If it is a food item)
• What’s that smell? (If it is a food item)
• You like to share?
• Sharing is caring!
• Money well spent!
• Let’s see what we can do. (2 versions)
• Way to go!
• More, I want more!
• Thank you.
• Gee thanks!
• You’re the greatest!
• Now it looks good here! (2 versions)
• Just WOW!
• More, more!
• W, cool, W!
• The best money can buy!
• sell

Looping quotes

• Good choice. Use that every time.
• Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
• Yeah, keep that.
• Um yeah that'll work.
• Excellent choice. (2 versions)
• I could life with that choice!
• Yeah that’ll work. That’ll work.
• Yeah, that‘ll work!

Tortured

These quotes appear if Buddy is being hurt by something. Also they got stolen by Playgendary, who also made Kick The Buddy (2017), Bowmasters, & Despicable Bear, a rip off.

• Arrmaggedon!
• Apocalypse!
• Medic!
• I feel nothing! (When getting cut)
• Die?
• Enough!
• Momma!
• Help me! (2 versions)
• Oh, please stop! No please!
• I feel the Earth move under my feet! (Reference to the song of the same name) (certain Power of Gods weapons)
• Well, looks like it's doomsday! (certain Power of God’s weapons)
• I don’t get it!
• Oh my God!
• I go onto YouTube!
• Give me give me give meeeeeeee!
• D’oh! (Possible reference to the Simpsons’ Homer ‘D’oh’ Simpson)
• *GAGGING NOISE*
• Sharp sharp sharp! (===cut )
• I can’t take this!
• This is very unstable.
• Are you kidding me?
• Uh-oh!
• Whoops!
• You‘ve been working out!
• ENOUGH! WeeblyBleHabableah! (weird blabbering noise)
• Time out, time out!
• I'm seafood!
• Ouch, ooch, eech!
• That's not right!
• I can't take it!
• The pain!
• A school dropout!
• Cataclysm!
• Oh the pain! The pain!
• Son of a bee sting! (when getting cut)
• Starfish multiply when cut. (when getting cut)
• This is not what I meant by being cut. (when getting cut)
• The Buddy-O-Matic! It slices! It dices! (when getting cut)
• Cut me outta here! (when getting cut)
• Choppity-choppity-chop-chop! (when getting cut)
• I don't need pruning! (when getting cut)
• Incisions, incisions. (when getting cut)
• Just a little off the top, please. (when getting cut)
• I bought Band-Aids by the truckload. (when getting cut)
• I Chihuaua!
• Truce, truce!
• Putz is trying to catch balloons for the party then he hits a train. (Putz is from Dumb Ways to Die, certain Firearms weapons; Coming soon)
• Time out!
• No, no, no!
• LAZINESS
• I'm unarmed!
• May you killing me?
• Quick! Attach that tombstone!
• Phew!
• Read the directions!
• own
• You're killing me!
• Ow!
• Ouch!
• Buddy angry!
• catastrophe
• Stop please!
• Stop!
• Help!
• Nyyehh! (2 versions)
• What on Earth do I deserve that for?!
• Mayday! Mayday!
• Rock and roll!
• I'm no match for you!
• It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions; a reference to the song of the same name)
• Oh, I'm doomed! There goes the sequel!
• Go to a shooting range!
• I'm out!
• I’m out! I’M OUT!
• Think of your karma! (2 versions)
• I know a psychiatrist!
• I’m dying!
• Don’t!
• Nothing is safe!
• Pointy nightmares.
• Buddy!
• Such a scheme!
• Eeeeeeeeek!
• Your a monster!
• Professor, I’m being eaten!
• Beep.
• Doink!
• Ui!
• There’s nothing secret!
• Hey, Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
• AAGH! (Eaten)
• Prick Prick Prick!
• Incisions, incisions!
• i’m getting post traumatic stress disorder!
• Get off me, Freddy! (Reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)
• Go back to the Bates Motel! (Reference to the film of the same name)
• This is a slice of life.
• Prick me, do I not bleed! (Reference to Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice)
• I think I need a transfusion!
• I'll never sleep again.
• I’m a pacifist
• (laughter) (2 versions)
• heyheeyeeee
• Let us play Paper.io instead.
• Bop it, twist it, pull it! (Reference to the Bop it)
• This looks bad.
• Rest In pieces!
• oh that's unusual.
• oh brother!
• Are you serious?!
  • CRYING NOISES* Ehohohohoooobohoo! boohoohoohoohooboohoohoo! ahahahuuuuo!
  • hihihiyauriu!

Hot

Burning

• I'm burning!
• Stop, drop, and roll!
• You're a bad person!
• Why god why??????!!!!!
• Open a window!
• Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!? (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
• Siri, call the ambulance! (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
• Ohokojkh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
• What's wrong with you?!?

Melting

• I’m melting!
• You're a terrible person!
• I'm in a world of pain!
• Ugh, it also smells bad!
• This is bad!
• I can't feel anything!
• Make it stop!
• This is appalling!
• Lava
• This is what Buddy say when you put him deep in lava. Coming soon
• Ouch, ooch, eech, aach, o-ch!
• XXXXX
• Aewulb(ed!)
• Was I just thinking of something?
• Not a single tear is coming out of your eye!
• Heartbeat influence!
• Oh! The Statue of Liberty collapsed!

Lava

This

is what Buddy say when you put him deep in lava. Coming soon

• Ouch, ooch, eech, aach, o-ch!
• XXXXX
• Aewulb(ed!)
• Was I just thinking of something?
• Not a single tear is coming out of your eye!
• Heartbeat influence!
• Oh! The Statue of Liberty collapsed!
• Oh god!
• Loser, come on, prank!
• Are you going to the heat source?
• I may go to Canada right now.
• Help! South Park ripped!
• Doomsday!
• A school suspense!
• Huehuehuebrbrbrbr!
• Aewouhyieower!
• I think you’re wrong!
• Brutal
• Welcome, you’re welcome to not my world, what do you think?
• Fatal!
• You lose!
• Brats are prats.
• Nonononononono!
• Oh why god no!
• Oh, God, No!!!
• This is terrible!
• That’s not good. (When you choose)
• Choose something else! (When you choose)
• No, no, no, no, not that.
• Give me liberty, or give me death!
• That’s no good!
• ¡Méxicoooooo!
• Calamity!
• Umm, no.
• Might wanna put that back.
• Umm, put that back, yeah, just put that back. (When you choose)
• I am sensei!
• You ended my box-land.
• Please put the code back.
• Things should not end soon!
• I have cancer!
• Confusion, confusion everywhere.
• Stop it’n.
• Please no!
• Let me give me candies!
• Mountain Dew is burning!
• Same to you.
• It seems like you’re gonna kick me in the face!
• Hear me crunching?! Hmm?!
• Buddyman hopes you satisfied!
• Blow of steam, bud!
• coca cola
• Don’t you try to kill me?
• Gone with the wind!
• I’m on fire!
• It’s clobber time!
• Oil to jade.
• You racist?
• Hey, Mr. Kicker!
• Hi, I’m Buddyman, not victim!
• I don’t wanna be kicked right now!
• My heart was doomed!
• Give me my heart back!
• I’ve lost my patience.
• Ohh, my cheeks are burning!
• Give me a smile and candies!
• Let Buddyman play!
• Am I a toy for you? Oh... yes, I am a rag doll...
• Perfect kill! Yay! Wait, is that a bad thing?
• Be there - beware!
• I keep moving on!
• Task failed, successfully! Yay! Wait, is that a bad thing?
• What the...?!
• You know how to bring the pain!
• Worst nightmare!
• After such a shake-up I just wanna relax and drink tea!
• I am raising my hands.
• I am burned to kill.
• I am burned to be killed.
• Who can’t be?
• Siri, where’s the nearest hospital!?
• Siri, call the ambulance!
• Stop drop and roll!
• How Oh no!
• Go to your friend’s house.
• You are burning the dough.
• I am ignoring you.
• What could be worse than this?
• Holla back to the Bates Motel right now.
• Tide goes in, tide goes out.
• This is my home not the hurt locker!
• Only you can eat my food.
• I will take your order and I will eat your food.
• Pringles is what you eat.
• How can you look in my eyes after that?
• What? You are gonna get Doritos instead?
• What?
• I think I won’t sleep this night.
• Come on, we’ve got you the ventriloquist!
• You meanie!!
• Don’t do it!
• Stop, you‘re hurting me!
• Holy cow! Enough is enough!
• Ow! Ow ow ow!
• Time out! 4, 20.
• Are you crazy?
• I’m serious, enough!
• Stop! Stop! Stop!
• Stop it!
• I hope you get stung by a bee.
• Steam Engine Thomas!
• I will not like you.
• I don't like you.
• I totally don’t like you.
• This guy is a monster!
• I dislike lava traps!
• By the way, Vagan, You’re fired!! (Killer Bean reference)
• Who are you? A monster?
• YOU’RE FIRED!!
• Go to a t
• AAAUUGHHH!
• You are FIRED!!
• Buddies!
• Buddy!
• I am in lava, NO!
• Oh no...
• This matters.
• We determine you do not have the Book of Mormon!
• Stop it please.
• You suck!
• Son of a cussing cuss word!! (Team Fortress 2 reference)
• Sweet mother of god!
• What on earth, man!
• This guy is gross.
• I am projecting my NO onto this.
• Oh god. Oh god.
• NAAAAT!
• NYIIIT!
• AHHHG!
• AEORIUERYAEROI!
• u wot m8?
• Oh god please.
• I want a Band-Aid!
• Let’s play with Legos instead.
• I wasn’t even built to do this!
• What is even wrong with you?!?
• What in the actual goddamn hell even is wrong with you?!?
• Satanic weird balbazaar!
• Get me out of here.
• If you get the fire truck you can get the fire out!
• I will regret this!
• WEEEHRR!
• ENOUGH! HablyKawHareYuHareahUi! (weird blabbering noise)
• AlrOUCH!
• Kick my piñata and get some free candy!
• Beat me up.
• Ofeofeofeofe!
• Are you CRAZY?
• Hey, dude! Stop it!
• This pain is killing me!
• Take your fingers off me!
• Have you played too much video games?
• Hey, enough!
• And is that all you can do?
• Why do you need this?
• Don’t hurt me!
• Stop torturing me!
• I think that’s not for me!
• Hurts soooo much!
• NO WAR!
• I’ll be offended!
• Go pick on someone your own size!
• It hurts a lot!
• I’m not a Terminator!
• I’m a ripoff!
• Put your fingers away from the display!
• I’ll die and you’re gonna be alone!
• I’m sick!
• All the pain has sausages!
• Come on, spank me!
• Lets just play!
• Oh... Stop it! don’t smash that guitar!
• Is that all that you got?
• I’m getting the money back from you.
• No.
• Nooooooohloou!
• I’m melting in lava!
• DAAAAAAAH!!
• Ooch!
• Eech!
• Yikes! Ouch!
• This feels bad.
• You really are a bad person.
• Ugh, it also melts me bad.
• Ugh.
• Bad!
• Careful.
• Help me!
• GAAAH! (6 versions)
• A clown!
• I am trained in gorilla warfare.
• Oh, look at Captain Feathersword! (Reference to the character of The Wiggles)
• I cannot believe of what you did to me!!
• Stop this. We’re brothers. (If you are a girl, say Stop this. We’re sisters.)
• FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!!!!!!
• Oh no stop it Oh god why no no no!
• This is going to melt in my whole world!
• Oh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
• Oh my God!
• What the is this?
• What is wrong with this pizza?
• AAGH! Ooh, that might be a toughness cookie. AAGH!!
• EEGH!
• You’re a tough person!!!
• The feeling is just fine…
• The feeling is good…
• AGHHHH!
• NAAARGHH!!
• I hear a lot jingling!
• Sweet Jesus Mary and Joseph!
• Oh dang it.
• Ah poop.
• What are you waiting for?
• I am confused.
• Why would you think to put me in something like this?
• I am not gonna love you so much.
• Killer!
• I don’t need pruning! I need notes.
• You are nothing but a crack.
• Freeze!
• Lava cuts me.
• I don’t like burning things.
• I DON’T LIKE BURNING OR MELTING THINGS!!
• Heart is broken.
• We’ll try again tomorrow, man.
• You are not my bull.
• You are all Griffin, not bull.
• Hey person!
• I am a putz!
• Dumbest ways to die! (Reference to the dumb ways to die music)
• AHHHHGGGGHGHGH!!
• Code 3! Code 3! (Reference to Spider Man Movie)
• That is just fine. Nah, not really,
• That is good, but not approved, yet.
• Cool not cool.

1. SORRYNOTSORRY please!

• Apologize for being rude to me!
• I do NOT want you here!
• Lose me.
• Kiss my ass!!
• D’oh! D’oh! Ah! (The Simpsons Reference)
• Thanks for killing me!!
• This is not the place where you should go! AH!!
• Smoking weed?
• Tin drinking is really bad.
• I’m crying!
• pull out to the bates motel
• spoiler alert
• STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP!!
• That’s not fair.
• Oh man, I’m doomed!
• Whoa, it’ll doom to doomsday!
• So, Lettuce show em all! How the world is meant to be Lettuce or be Lettuce!
• You bitch!
• Not exactly twenty minutes!
• Oh crap!
• Oh shit she is a gold digger!
• Just thought you should know n***a!
• I am putting that up middle finger!
• Right NOW!
• Maybe you choose something Elise now.
• I’m stuck in my head.
• I need the future back.
• Wow, that’s a lot of steam power!
• Box in the match!
• No smoking!!!
• I died at church, so I got imagined.

When embarrassed:

• Don’t embarrass me!
• You embarrassed me!

Stretching

• I'm getting longer!
• I wasn't built to do this!
• Don't stretch me! (3 versions)
• My neck!
• Hear me crunching?!
• Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
• Run to my home!
• No!
• Eep!
• I’m not Mr. Fantastic! (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
• What do you think!? I'm Silly Putty?!
• Oh, that’s better! (2 versions)
• Do I look taller now?
• My bones!
• Eowowow! (High-pitched)
• EwAAOAW! (High-pitched)
• Bwwwoah!
• Alalalalalrgh!
• I'm not happy that way!
• Oh I almost like that.
• I’m getting really longer!

Wet

• Water, water everywhere! ( 2 versions )
• H2O no!
• Thanks, sunshine.
• Thank you, darling.
• Hey, you’re getting my clothes wet!
• You’re drowning me!
• I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
• Oh God!
• Blech!
• Ahh, I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
• Yeah.
• Refreshingly sweet.
• Gurgling noises* “Gourblagurble-(A)-Gurble!“ (3 versions)
• Hey you’re getting me ALL WET!

Embarrassing Quotes

These appear for some Messy & Dirty items.

• Tell nobody of what you see.
• Don't look at me.
• Why would you think to do this?
• I don't feel fabulous!
• This is re-donkey-donk.
• It sucks to be me!
• Don't put this on YouTube!
• Who‘ll be Buddy’s buddy now?
• I'm mortified!
• You make me feel ugly!
• We shall speak no more of this.
• You're totes cray!
• This couldn't get worse!
• Disgusting, muchacho.
• I'll never live this down.
• This is appalling!
• You're too creative.
• Don’t tell my mother.
• Oh dear!
• I may change my name! Name:________________
• My cheeks are burning!
• Hey, Captain!
• Shiver Me Timbers! (Pirate reference) (Coming soon)
• I may smash my cards right now. (Coming soon)

Champange

When you give Buddyman champagne or wine he will get funny, and say these quotes.

• You got any more of that?
• I love you man.
• Oh hey that's cold. I like that!
• I got bubbles to cool my nose.
• Don't be so cold!
• I'd pop a corn for me!
• That pops a corn for me!
• Bring it on! (hiccup) (two versions)
• Hey, that’s not good for me!
• I really love you man!
• Ooh, that's cold!
• More, gimme more!
• Piranhas thought about the big boss.

Leaving Buddy By Himself

These quotes appear exclusively when exiting the game.

• Uh-uh!
• Ugh-ugh!
• Ah-ah!
• Hold on! (2 versions)
• Stay just a little bit longer!
• Won't you stay?
• Pizza? (3 versions)
• Come back! (2 versions)
• Must you go? (2 versions)
• Na-na-na-na-na!
• Wrong! (2 versions)
• Fight the power! (2 versions)
• Coffee?
• Is it something I said?
• Hey come on, stop leaving me!
• Fine, be that way! (2 version)
• Nein! (German way of saying “No!”)
• Alone again!
• Hey come on, stay a little longer!
• Don’t leave me!
• Hey, wait! (2 versions)
• Gosh!
• (BURPS)
• Hey, Boss! (Two versions)
• BUDDY!!! (Coming soon)
• Do I got absent for school? (Coming soon)
• Let me hack movies instead. (Coming soon)
• South Park! (Coming soon)
• All right... (coming soon)
• When do... (Coming soon)
• Where are you!? (Coming soon)
• Candy? (Coming soon)

Shaking the device

Buddy says these quotes when you shake the device when you play this game.

• (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
• Wowowowowwo Wwhat's goingng on?! (If you shake too hard.)
• Wowowowowwo!
• Raaaaaahhhh!!!
• I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
• I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like it!
• Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
• Apocalypse!
• Rock and roll!
• Enough! (Weird blabbering noise)
• Oh, I’m doomed! There goes the sequel!

Mayday! Mayday!

Choking

When buddy man is coughing in toxins, he will say these quotes

• Beleleleleleleh that’s all folks! (Looney Tunes reference)
• Ooowhehehecawcawcawcawcawcawcaw (Dying raven or crow)
• heheheheheguhguhguhguhhayeeeeeeeeel (Choking on water?)
  • PUKING NOISES*

Good guess

• Well, yes, but actually, no.
• Good guess, but actually, no.
• Is it something wrong?
• Please try again.
• Not right, try again!
• Son of a big bit, son of a big bit gun, hah, I would kick your butt, you thought I was saying that b word, but no.
• No match!
• Oh no, you are out of lives!
• Life lost!
• Oh wait, nonononono! Try again, good guess.
• Grrrrrrrr...
• Get me out of here...
• I’m leaving the building!
• All Right, that’s it, I’m leaving the building!
• I felt fine.
• Nope, I can go to Toronto College. It's in Canada.
• Can I into nördic? (Polandball reference)

Bank

Buddyman says these lines when you enter the bank In (Polar Bears to your village, Canadian Total Banks, BMO, United Bank of America, Associated with a Bank Ltd.)

• Fork over some dough!
• Don’t just stand there, buy something!
• Spend a fuck!
• C’mon, it’s just a fuck!
• Show me your wallet! (3 versions)
• Give me some tokens to the Eiffel Tower!
• Show me the money!
• Use a credit card!
• C’mon, do it!
• I’ll loan you the dough!
• I’ll give you the money!
• Hey! Eraser! Eraser! (Reference to Pen on the very beginning of BFB)
• You can borrow the money from me!
• Don’t be greedy!
• I feel critters!
• Investy me!
• Now it’s my turn to laugh!
• Kudos!
• Sell something, pal!
• You won’t regret it!
• Buy some fun!
• This is the place you should be at!
• This is almost 100%.
• Give me your money!
• Give me the money!
• Give me the dough!
• Give me your dough!
• MONEY IS POWER!
• I hear it jingling!
• I drown blood to kill Botch. (Botch is from Dumb Ways to Die)
• It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
• Put your money where my mouth is!
• Nanananada Billion! (parody of Batman theme)
• I need some cream!
• Buddy needs a new pair of shoes!
• Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!
• Gimme, gimme, gimme!
• I hadn’t told you to poke. (Coming soon)

Death

• Hu-uh!
• Ulee!
• Hoolp!

Duddy Kicks the Buddy! ... and He Talks Junk?? (Face Cam All Items Tried Gameplay)

• That was really fun it didn't hurt at all!
• That was really soft and fluffy.
• Is that all you got?