Quote List

List of Quotes Edit

This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions.

StandbyEdit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says in the game:.

• Futurama is the best show I’ve ever seen.
• 100,000,000 Bucks? Do you want them?
• Poop? Pou! Neon Bright!
• I’m Gonna Give You Regular Show.
• I’m going down to South Park.
• You have never played Tank Stars before.
• Have we met? I’m Buddy.
• Boring! (2 versions)
• Weirdly awkward! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
• Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
• I'm a pirate, arrr! Just kidding.
• Do you like playing games?
• (BURPING) 'scuse me
• Come on, hit me.
• Can I watch The X Files for a while? (Obvious X Files reference)
• Ladadadadaaaaa!
• I'm gonna go play a couple of your other iPhone games if that's OK. (If you have iPhone compatible games on your iOS device)
• So, whaddya wanna do?
• Mind if I catch a nap here?
• Hold the phone steady, I‘m gonna take a bit of a nap!
• Can you hold the phone steady, I’m gonna snooze for a while.
• Hey, take your time!
• Steamboat Willie, Hoot hoot! (Reference to Mickey Mouse)
• Hey, wipe off the screen, would ya?
• Have you been to the moon?
• Oooh, do you know anyone famous?
• I wish you would last forever.
• Matreshka. (2 versions)
• 6 + 3 = 9!
• *Farts* oh 'scuse me.
• Don't get my box wet.
• It's a never ending story! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
• I live in a box. (2 versions)
• Wanna trade places?
• Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do!
• You know any puppet modeling agencies?
• I'm gonna check some of your other apps, alright?
• I'm wrapped in darkness.
• This is rather peaceful.
• Babooshka!
• I want to see the basement in the Alamo!
• Hee, piyacho!
• Hey, it’s lonely in here.
• Mama told me not to come!
• Spiky is Too Pointy. (Spiky is from Smack That Gugl Reference)
• Hey, hey, let’s get down to business!
• Polly, want a cracker?
• Nothing happens, and I actually like it.
• Can you take me toward the TV?
• Soooooo?
• That’s my world!
• I’m gonna pull myself together.
• Just call me Indiana, dundurunduuun! (Reference to the Indiana Jones movies)
• Ugh, it stinks like garbage in here!
• I like trains. (Reference to the asdfmovie i like trains kid)
• I'm a little tea pot short and stout dedeledede!
• Be careful, it's quite an old box.
• Fetch me some coffee, please.
• Pay attention to me!
• Anything I can read for a few minutes?
• Hey, give me an old token.
• Care to dance?
• Well well well.
• Sleeping
• Hey, it’s time to hurt somebody!
• Hey, have you seen my frogs somewhere around here?
• Cyclops is my favorite X-Man!
• My grandpappy lives in a wodden box.
• Want some ants in a log?
• I think this box is haunted.
• Where's the beef?
• (whistling)
• I don't know the caged bird sings. la la la la.
• Mind if I tweet for a minute?
• Howdy doody is my hero.
• Draw Your Bat. (Coming Soon)
• Try Again. (Coming Soon)

Winning a prize Edit

He says these quotes if you win a prize.

• Winner winner chicken finger! (Reference to PUBG)
• Winner over here!
• Ah yeah boys!
• Sweet!
• Rock on, party people!
• Aw yeah!
• Ah yeah!
• Yes sirree, bob!
• You won!!!
• Take that to the bank!
• Win on, buddy-bags!
• Alright yah hero!
• Yeah, baby, Yeah!
• I like it!
• So cool!
• You’re so cool!
• Super awesome!!
• JACKPOT!!
• That’s what I’m talking about!

• Scoop up those winnings!
• Oh-wee!
• That’s a big win!
• You got two magic fingers.
• Lucky you!!
• You go!
• You rock!
• Humpty Dumpty, here we are.
• You beat the machine!

Opened the gameEdit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says when the game is opened:

• Ribbit ribbit ribbit!
• Good morning world, Good morning friend, Good morning box!
• Boxy boxy boxy box- oh, hello!
• Here is my box land!
• Well look who's here, again.
• So, what brings you here?
• Ooh, a visitor.
• We can play something, but don’t be rough.
• Welcome to my wacky world!
• Golly, I missed you.
• How long has it been!
• Now you are under my box choices and conception.
• Whatever you would like to do, I'm all for it!
• Mi casa, su casa.
• Welcome back to my box.
• Is that the cleaning lady?
• Mi box, su box!
• Well, I’m ready to get started!
• I'm buddy, Get ready to kick me!
• Hi, I’m Buddy, nice to meet ya.
• My box is yours my friend.
• Huh, did somebody call me?
• You got a strange look in your eye.
• Did someone call me?
• I will having my cards.
• You can hardly seen my scars anymore.
• Come on, let’s have some tea and biscuits.
• It's time to kick some buddy!
• At last we meet!
• Come on, beat me!
• Adventures await!
• Well of then start your kicking!
• Want to look like a nice energy drink?
• Free to the round in my box.
• Enjoy will be box will be found. Well, hello!
• Come enjoy my box with me!
• I'm buddy, Let the Kaos begin!
• A new friend is here!

Not enough money Edit

When you have do not have enough money, Buddy will be rude or talk crap to you.

• Loser!
• Hah, loser!
• Oh, like you needed that!
• Make more money! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
• Do the math! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
• Get a calculator! (Unavailable for grand prix element)

Bad itemEdit

This is what, Buddy says when you choose a bad item.

• Um, no.
• Uhhhmm... NO!
• Give peace a chance!
• Choose something else.
• That's not good.
• Oh, Nohpullme and blowmeaparte! (Napoleon Bonnaparte)
• Uhhh, put it back yeah, just put it back.
• No, nonono. Not that.
• What are we doing now?
• Are you a Pisces?
• My, what big teeth you have!
• Do I look tasty?
• I hate slugs!
• You have more?
• What’s that for?
• OK, I am on the roof right now!
• Let’s eat Doritos instead.
• Let’s travel to France instead.
• This is like an aquarium.
• Wrong fishie!
• Hey fishie!
• Whoopsie!
• That looks dangerous!
• Hey don't get cut! (2 versions)
• Are we going to play?
• That's exotic! (2 versions)
• That's kinda extreme! (3 versions)
• This is my home, not the Hurt Locker! (3 versions)
• Most people don't have those!
• That's not so shroud.
• You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
• I don't like sharp or hard things.
• I have bad feelings about this.
• You got neat things!
• What else is there?
• Do you have a dog?
• Looks good.
• Drop it, drop it!
• No no no no no. (4 versions)
• Are you serious? (3 versions)
• Let's make noise. (3 versions)
• This won't end well. (3 versions)
• This looks bad. (3 versions)
• This is gonna leave a mark. (3 versions)
• no Kablam, Madam.
• Let's play make believe instead. (3 versions)
• I need a Bandage!
• It"s a yuppy guppy!
• Disarm now!
• Rest in pieces!
• I go to pieces!
• Oh brother! (3 versions; if you are a girl, say “Oh sister!”)
• We need to talk! (3 versions)
• It is already too hot in here? (3 versions
• Your a sea monster!
• Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. (new)
• I’m considering a career change. (new)
• i’m afraid (3 versions)
• May you get a milk instead!
• It’s cold!
• Swim out!
• Oh, that’s unusual.
• Let's watch happy tree friends instead! (if it is a Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)
• Watch out for coconut! (If it is a Explosives item, Coming soon)

AchievementEdit

This is what Buddy says when you win an achievement.

• Cool!
• Oh goodie!
• Oh greatest me!
• Huzzah!
• Whoopie!
• Woohoo!
• Hooray! (Coming soon)
• Yahoo! (Coming soon)

WardrobeEdit

ATTENTION: for ages over 3

• I'm dressed to kill. (2 versions)
• I'm dressed to be killed.
• I’m looking dapper! (2 versions)
• Look at me, I look cool!
• Hello, gorgeous.
• oooooooh gorgeous!
• I make this suit look good! (2 versions)
• Got me some fine friends!
• Looking good! (2 versions)
• Looking good! but a little tight in my crotch.
• Who’s make the man?
• Hey, I looking cool!
• I looking cool!

Buddy Lucky Slots (iOS only)Edit

He Say These Quotes, If You Enter The Buddy Lucky Slots Game.

• Spin to win!
• Go for the gold!
• Let’s see you win, daddy-o!
• You can do it!
• DOLIODOLIDODOLIDO!
• Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’!
• Don’t you want a big prize?
• Come on, jackpot!
• You can WIN A LOT!!!!
• show me what you got!
• You Feeling Lucky?
• Think Win!
• Make it a good one!
• Big win!
• Get Some Creative!
• Beat The Machine!
• You can get lots from them slots!
• Rock those slots!
• Come on, come on, come on!
• We wanna pay off!
• Oh, this is gonna be a big one!
• Get the booty!
• Here it comes!!
• Easy as 1 2 3!
• High ruler!
• Come on Lucky Louie!
• Want to touch my rabbit foot?
• Win for me!

Good itemsEdit

These items give Buddy a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something.

Non looping quotesEdit

• So cool!
• You're so cool!
• Aw yeah!
• Wooooaaah yeah!
• I like it!
• Alright yah hero!
• Alright yah buddy!
• Splendid!
• Sweet!
• Yummy for my tummy! (If it is a food item)
• Is that for me? (If it is a food item)
• Food is good! (If it is a food item)
• I might vomit! (If it is a food item)
• Yum yum! (If it is a food item)
• Are those fresh? (If it is a food item)
• Is that organic? (If it is a food item)
• What’s that smell? (If it is a food item)
• You like to share?
• Sharing is caring!
• Money well spent!
• Let’s see what we can do. (2 versions)
• Way to go!
• More, I want more!
• Thank you.
• Gee thanks!
• You’re the greatest!
• Now it looks good here! (2 versions)
• Just WOW!
• More, more!
• W, cool, W!
• The best money can buy!
• Sell

Looping quotesEdit

• Good choice. Use that every time.
• Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
• Yeah, keep that.
• Um yeah that'll work.
• Excellent choice. (2 versions)
• I could life with that choice!
• Yeah that’ll work. That’ll work.
• Yeah, that‘ll work!

TorturedEdit

These quotes appear if Buddy is being hurt by something. Also they got stolen by Playgendary, who also made Kick The Buddy (2017), Bowmasters, & Despicable Bear, a rip off.

• Arrmaggedon!
• Apocalypse!
• Medic!
• I feel nothing! (When getting cut)
• Die?
• Enough!
• Help me! (2 versions)
• Oh, please stop! No please!
• I feel the Earth move under my feet! (Reference to the song of the same name) (certain Power of Gods weapons)
• Well, looks like it's doomsday! (certain Power of God’s weapons)
• I don’t get it!
• Oh my God!
• I go onto YouTube!
• Give me give me give meeeeeeee!
• D’oh! (Possible reference to the Simpsons’ Homer ‘D’oh’ Simpson)
• *GAGGING NOISE*
• You're enjoying this aren't you!
• I can’t take this!
• This is very unstable.
• Are you kidding me?
• Uh-oh!
• Whoops!
• You‘ve been working out!
• Enough! (Blabbering Noises)
• Time out, time out!
• I'm seafood!
• Ouch, ooch, eech!
• That's not right!
• I can't take it!
• The pain!
• A school dropout!
• Cataclysm!
• Oh the pain! The pain!

• Son of a bee sting!

• Starfish multiply when cut.
• This is not what I meant by being cut.
• The Buddy-O-Matic! It slices! It dices!
• Cut me outta here!
• Choppity-choppity-chop-chop!
• I don't need pruning!
• Incisions, incisions.
• Just a little off the top, please.
• I bought Band-Aids by the truckload.
• Sharp, sharp, sharp!
• I Chihuaua!
• I see stars.
• Truce, truce!
• I'm discombobulated!
• Putz is trying to catch balloons for the party then he hits a train. (Putz is from Dumb Ways to Die, certain Firearms weapons; Coming soon)
• Nevermind, the birds are getting angry.
• Time out!
• No, no, no!
• Laziness
• Gobbledygoop!
• Did you have rainbow?
• I'm unarmed!
• May you killing me?
• Quick! Attach that tombstone!
• Let's talk!
• I'm mashing my teeth!
• Phew!
• Read the directions!
• Zoinks!
• You're killing me!
• Ow!
• Directly and my sinuses.
• Ouch!
• Buddy angry!
• catastrophe
• Why is getting heavy.
• Stop please!
• Hey, Big shot. Get in here!
• Stop!
• Help!
• Nyyehh! (2 versions)
• What on Earth do I deserve that for?!
• Take me to Narnia!
• Mayday! Mayday!
• Rock and roll!
• I'm no match for you!
• Countdown fractures!
• It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions; a reference to the song of the same name)
• Oh, I'm doomed! There goes the sequel!
• God dandruff!
• Go to a shooting range!
• Bam!
• Shark week!
• Why is there no livery.
• I'm out!
• Smackdown!
• Smaptalk!
• Is that no best we can do!
• I’m out! I’M OUT!
• Think of your karma! (2 versions)
• Parking dogs!
• I feel like an pinata!
• I know a psychiatrist!
• Heavens to fancy.
• I’m dying!
• Wohohohoah!
• Wanna go to fisticuffs?
• Big happy thoughts!
• Hey give me rest of my Tyson! (A reference to the food company)

• Don’t!
• Nothing is safe!
• This is got the ending of lost.
• One size, It's all!
• Put down the haderade!
• Pointy nightmares.
• You have a minute or sprays.
• Buddy!
• I'm getting tenderize.
• This is worst then Nickelback!
• Such a scheme!
• I'm gonna hit the mat!
• Eeeeeeeeek!
• Okay, get a lot of you, skippy!
• Your a monster!
• I have the hospital in speed dial!
• Hey, enough!
• Professor, I’m being eaten!
• My tender stuffing!
• Beep.
• A little and over to the left.
• I wanna go to hot tub!
• Doink!
• Oui!
• There’s nothing secret!
• Owwy Kazowwy!
• And this is just a first round!
• Hey, Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
• Whammy!
• AAGH! (Eaten)
• Prick Prick Prick!
• Give me a warrior!
• Hahahaha, Ouch!
• Incisions, incisions!
• You're the queens by soul!
• i’m getting post traumatic stress disorder!
• Shoots and ladders!
• You miss this spot!
• That's a singer!
• Ow, ow, ow ow ow, ow!
• Get off me, Freddy! (Reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street),
• Count to ten or I'll hide.
• Go back to the Bates Motel! (Reference to the film of the same name)
• My forcefield distilling!
• This is a slice of life.
• Another serving a punch please.
• Prick me, do I not bleed! (Reference to Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice)
• You will find my will under my box.
• I think I need a transfusion!
• May if you like soup!
• I'll never sleep again.
• Boom lakalakalakalaka!
• Cyborg Blue!
• I’m a pacifist!
• It feeis like the Hunger Games in here!
• Such smell treatment!
• (Laughing) (2 versions)
• I'm coming my warrior!
• Let us play Paper.io instead.
• Bop it, twist it, pull it! (Reference to the Bop it)here.
• Nice nuckel sandwich!
• Are you done yet? Didn't think so.
• Crying Noises

Burning Edit

• I'm burning!
• Stop, drop, and roll!
• You're a bad person!
• Why God, Why?
• Open a window!
• Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!? (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
• Siri, call the ambulance! (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
• Oh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
• What's wrong with you?!?

Melting Edit

• I’m melting!
• You're a terrible person!
• I'm in a world of pain!
• Ugh, it also smells bad!
• This is bad!
• I can't feel anything!
• Make it stop!
• This is appalling!
• Lava
• This is what Buddy say when you put him deep in lava. Coming soon
• Ouch, ooch, eech, aach, o-ch!
• XXXXX
• Aewulb(ed!)
• Was I just thinking of something?
• Not a single tear is coming out of your eye!
• Heartbeat influence!
• Oh! The Statue of Liberty collapsed!

Lava Edit

This is what Buddy say when you put him deep in lava.

• Ouch, ooch, eech, aach, o-ch!
• I am trained in gorilla warfare.
• Oh, look at Captain Feathersword! (Reference to the character of The Wiggles)
• I cannot believe of what you did to me!!
• Stop this. We’re brothers. (If you are a girl, say Stop this. We’re sisters.)
• Oh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
• D’oh! D’oh! Ah! (The Simpsons Reference)
• STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP

When embarrassed.

• Don’t embarrass me!
• You embarrassed me!
• Don’t do that!
• Even Ninny Pushes The Red Button! (Ninny Is From Dumb Ways To Die)

Stretching Edit

This Is What Buddy Says When You Stretch Him

• I'm getting longer!
• I wasn't built to do this!
• Don't stretch me! (3 versions)
• My neck!
• Hear me crunching?!
• Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
• Run to my home!
• No!
• Eep!
• I’m not Mr. Fantastic! (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
• What do you think!? I'm Silly Putty?!
• Oh, that’s better! (2 versions)
• Do I look taller now?
• My bones!
• Eowowow! (High-pitched)
• EwAAOAW! (High-pitched)
• Bwwwoah!
• Alalalalalrgh!
• I'm not happy that way!
• Oh I almost like that.

WetEdit

• Water, water everywhere! ( 2 versions )
• H2O no!
• Thanks, sunshine.
• Thank you, darling.
• Hey, you’re getting my clothes wet!
• You’re drowning me!
• I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
• Oh God!
• Blech!
• Ahh, I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
• Yeah.
• Refreshingly sweet.
• Gargling (3 versions)
• Hey you’re getting me ALL WET!

Embarrassing QuotesEdit

These appear for some Messy & Dirty items.

• Tell nobody of what you see.
• Don't look at me.
• Why would you think to do this?
• I don't feel fabulous!
• This is re-donkey-donk.
• It sucks to be me!
• Don't post that on YouTube! (Ohh Shiitake Mushrooms reference)
• Who‘ll be Buddy’s buddy now?
• I'm mortified!
• You make me feel ugly!
• We shall speak no more of this.
• You're totes cray!
• This couldn't get worse!
• Disgusting, muchacho.
• I'll never live this down.
• This is appalling!
• You're too creative.
• Don’t tell my mother.
• Oh dear!
• I may change my name! Name:________________
• My cheeks are burning!
• Hey, Captain!
• Shiver Me Timbers! (Pirate reference) (Coming soon)
• I may smash my cards right now. (Coming soon)

Champange Edit

When you give Buddy champagne or wine he will get funny, and say these quotes.

• You got any more of that?
• I love you man.
• Oh hey that's cold. I like that!
• I got bubbles to cool my nose
• Don't be so cold!
• I'd pop a corn for me!
• That pops a corn for me!
• Bring it on! (hiccup) (2 versions)
• Hey, that’s not good for me!
• I really love you man!
• Ooh, that's cold!
• More, gimme more!
• Poppy Wipey, Let us get a popsicle stick! (Coming soon)

Leaving Buddy By HimselfEdit

These quotes appear exclusively when exiting the game.

• Uh-uh!
• Ugh-ugh!
• Ah-ah!
• Hold on! (2 versions)
• Stay just a little bit longer!
• Won't you stay?
• Pizza? (3 versions)
• Come back! (2 versions)
• Must you go? (2 versions)
• Na-na-na-na-na!
• Wrong! (2 versions)
• Fight the power! (2 versions)
• Coffee?
• Is it something I said?
• Hey come on, Stick Around!
• Hey come on, stop leaving me! (upcoming quote)
• Fine, be that way! (2 version)
• Nein! (German way of saying “No!”)
• Alone again!
• Hey come on, stay a little longer!
• Don’t leave me!
• Hey, wait! (2 versions)
• Gosh!
• Hey, Boss! (2 versions)
• Where are you!? (Coming soon)

Shaking the deviceEdit

Buddy says these quotes when you shake the device.

• (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
• Wowowowowwo Wwhat's goingng on?! (If you shake too hard.)
• Wowowowowwo!
• Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
• I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
• I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like it!
• Apocalypse!

ChokingEdit

When Buddy is coughing in toxins, he will say these quotes

• Beleleleleleleh that’s all folks! (Looney Tunes Reference)
• Gibberish Choking Noises (3 versions)
• Ooowhehehecawcawcawca
• heheheheheguhguhguhguhhayeeeeeeeeel)
  • PUKI

Good guessEdit

This is what Buddy says when you have a good guess.

• Well, yes, but actually, no.
• Good guess, but actually, no.
• Is it something wrong?
• Please try again.
• Not right, try again!
• Son of a big bit, son of a big bit gun, hah, I would kick your butt, you thought I was saying that b word, but no.
• No match!
• Oh no, you are out of lives!
• Life lost!
• Oh wait, nonononono! Try again, good guess.
• Grrrrrrrr...
• Get me out of here...
• I’m gonna get, My Singing Monsters
• I’m leaving the building!
• All Right, that’s it, I’m leaving the building!
• I felt fine.
• Nope, I can go to Toronto College. It's in Canada.
• Can I into nördic? (Polandball reference)

BankEdit

Buddy says these lines when you enter the bank.

• Fork over some dough!
• Don’t just stand there, buy something!
• Spend a buck!
• C’mon, it’s just a buck!
• Show me your wallet! (3 versions)
• Give me some tokens to the Eiffel Tower!
• Show me the money!
• Use a credit card!
• C’mon, do it!
• I’ll loan you the dough!
• I’ll give you the money!
• Hey! Eraser! Eraser! (Reference to Pen on the very beginning of BFB)
• You can borrow the money from me!
• Don’t be greedy!
• I feel critters!
• Investy me!
• Now it’s my turn to laugh!
• Kudos!
• Sell something, pal!
• You won’t regret it!
• Buy some fun!
• This is the place you should be at!
• This is almost 100%.
• Give me your money!
• Give me the money!
• Give me the dough!
• Give me your dough!
• Money is power!
• I hear it jingling!
• I drown blood to kill Botch. (Botch is from Dumb Ways to Die)
• It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
• Put your money where my mouth is!
• Nanananada Billion! (parody of Batman theme)
• I need some cream!
• Buddy needs a new pair of shoes!
• Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!
• Gimme, gimme, gimme!
• I hadn’t told you to poke. (Coming soon)

Death

• Hu-uh!
• Ulee!
• Hoolup!

Quitting Edit

Buddy says these lines, If you try to quit the game. (By Clicking The Exit Button)

• Are You Sure You Want To Quit?
• (No) Okay, Let’s Play Some More.
• (Yes) Okay, See You Later.