List of Quotes[edit | edit source]

This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions.

Standby[edit | edit source]

This is a list of quotes that buddy says in the game:.

  • Futurama is the best show I’ve ever seen
  • Poop! Pou? Neon Bright!
  • You have never played star tanks before.
  • I’m going down to South Park.
  • Boring! (2 versions)
  • Have we met? I’m Buddy.
  • Hold the phone steady? I wanna Snooze For a While
  • Hold the phone steady please? I wanna Snooze For a While
  • Hold the phone steady? I’m so tired of hurting.
  • Hold the phone steady please? I’m so tired of hurting.
  • ITS A NEVER ENDING STORY! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
  • WEIRDLY AWKWARD! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.) IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS HERE! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls again.)
  • 100,000,000 Bucks? Do You Want Them?
  • Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
  • I'm a pirate, arrr! Just kidding.
  • Do you like playing games?
  • (BURP) 'scuse me (2 Versions)
  • (BURP) Oh Pardon Me (2 Versions)
  • (FART) 'scuse me (2 Versions)
  • (FART) Oh Pardon Me (2 Versions)
  • Come on, hit me.
  • Can I watch The X Files for a while?
  • Can I watch Happy Tree Friends for a while?
  • Can I watch 4CT Logo Bloopers for a while?
  • Ladadadadaaaaa!
  • Oh, like you needed that.
  • Loser!
  • Hah, loser!
  • Stand back!
  • I hear it jingling!
  • I'm gonna go play a couple of your other iPhone games if that's OK. (If you have iPhone compatible games on your iOS device)
  • So, whaddya wanna do?
  • The X-Files.
  • Happy Tree Friends.
  • 4CT Logo Bloopers.
  • Hold the phone steady, I‘m gonna take a bit of a nap!
  • Can you hold the phone steady, I’m gonna snooze for a while.
  • Hey, take your time!
  • Steamboat Willie, Hoot hoot! (Reference to Mickey Mouse)
  • Let's play Among Us instead.
  • *Magic Blows Bubble Gum

  • Hey, wipe off the screen, would ya?
  • Have you been to the moon?
  • Oooh, do you know anyone famous?
  • I wish you would last forever.
  • Matreshka. (2 versions)
  • 6 + 3 = 9!
  • 6 - 3 = 3!
  • 6 X 3 = 18!
  • 6 ÷ 3 = 2!
  • 4!
  • 8!
  • 1!
  • Don't get my box wet.
  • I live in a box. (2 versions)
  • Wanna trade places?
  • Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do!
  • You know any puppet modeling agencies?
  • I'm gonna check some of your other apps, alright?
  • I'm wrapped in darkness.
  • This is rather peaceful.
  • Babooshka!
  • I want to see the basement in the Alamo!
  • Hee lee Bajazzo!
  • Hey, it’s lonely in here.
  • Mama told me not to come!
  • Hey, hey, let’s get down to business!
  • Polly, want a cracker?
  • Nothing happens, and I actually like it.
  • Can you take me toward the TV?
  • Soooooo?
  • That’s my world!
  • I’m gonna pull myself together.
  • Just call me Indiana, dundurunduuun! (Reference to the Indiana Jones movies)
  • Ugh, it stinks like garbage in here!
  • I like trains. (Reference to the asdfmovie i like trains kid)
  • I'm a little tea pot short and stout dedeledede!
  • Be careful, it's quite an old box.
  • Fetch me some coffee, please.
  • Pay attention to me!
  • Anything I can read for a few minutes?
  • Hey, give me an old token.
  • Care to dance?
  • Do you got rickrolled?
  • Well well well.
  • Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (WAKE UP!)
  • Hey, it’s time to hurt somebody!
  • Hey, have you seen my frogs somewhere around here?
  • Cyclops is my favorite X-Man! (It Is The Original Editor’s Favourite X-Man Too!)
  • My grandpappy lives in a wodden box.
  • I think this box is haunted.
  • Where's the beef?
  • (whistling)
  • I don't know the caged bird sings. la la la la la!
  • Mind if I tweet for a minute?
  • Howdy doody is my hero.
  • Want Some Tea & Crumpets?
  • Want Some Ants in a Log?
  • Team Jacob!
  • Can You Uh Sleep In A TV Remote?
  • Draw Your Bat. (Coming Soon)
  • There We Go! (Coming Soon)
  • Try Again. (Coming Soon)

Buddy Lucky Slots[edit | edit source]

When you enter the buddy lucky slots, He Will Make These Quotes.

  • Spin to win!
  • Go for the gold!
  • Let’s see you win, daddy-o!
  • You can do it!
  • DOLIODOLIDODOLIDO!
  • Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’!
  • Don’t you want a big prize?
  • Come on, jackpot!
  • You can WIN A LOT!!!!
  • show me what you got!
  • You Feeling Lucky?
  • Think Win!
  • Make it a good one!
  • Big win!
  • Get Some Creative!
  • Beat The Machine!
  • You can get lots from them slots!
  • Rock those slots!
  • Come on, come on, come on!
  • We wanna pay off!
  • Oh, this is gonna be a big one!
  • Get the booty!
  • Here it comes!!
  • Easy as 1 2 3 clog!
  • High ruler!
  • Come on Lucky Louie!
  • Want to touch my rabbit foot?
  • Win for me!

Winning a prize[edit | edit source]

He Will Make These Quotes When You Win A Card.

  • Winner winner chicken finger! (Reference to PUBG)
  • Winner over here!
  • Ah yeah boys!
  • Sweet!
  • Rock on, party people!
  • Aw yeah!
  • Ah yeah!
  • Yes sirree, bob!
  • You won!!!
  • You got (Random Number, Card Name)!
  • Take that to the bank!
  • Win on, buddy-bags!
  • Alright yah hero!
  • Yeah, baby, Yeah!
  • I like it!
  • So cool!
  • You’re so cool!
  • Super awesome!!
  • JACKPOT!!
  • That’s what I’m talking about!
  • Scoop up those winnings!
  • Oh-wee!
  • That’s a big win!
  • You got two magic fingers.
  • Lucky you!!
  • You go!
  • You rock!
  • Humpty Dumpty, here we are.
  • You beat the machine!

Opened the game[edit | edit source]

When You Open The Game, He Will Say These Quotes.

  • Ribbit ribbit ribbit!
  • Good morning world, Good morning friend, Good morning box!
  • Boxy boxy boxy box- oh, hello!
  • Here is my box land!
  • Well look who's here, again.
  • So, what brings you here?
  • Welcome back to my box!
  • Ooh, a visitor.
  • We can play something, but don’t be rough.
  • Welcome to my wacky world!
  • Golly, I missed you.
  • How long has it been!
  • Now you are under my box choices and conception.
  • Whatever you would like to do, I'm all for it!
  • Mi casa, su casa.
  • Is that the cleaning lady?
  • Mi box, su box!
  • Well, I’m ready to get started!
  • I'm buddy, Get ready to kick me!
  • Hi, I’m Buddy, nice to meet ya.
  • My box is yours my friend.
  • Huh, did somebody call me?
  • You got a strange look in your eye.
  • Did someone call me?
  • I will having my cards.
  • You can hardly see my scars anymore.
  • Come on, let’s have some tea and biscuits.
  • It's time to kick some buddy!
  • At last we meet!
  • Come on, beat me!
  • Adventures await!
  • Well of then start your kicking!
  • Would you like some icy energy drink?
  • Free to the round in my box.
  • Enjoy will be box will be found. Well, hello!
  • Come and join my box with me!
  • I'm buddy, Let the Kaos begin!
  • A new friend is here!

Not enough money[edit | edit source]

When You Don't Have Enough Money, Buddy er….

  • Loser! (:/)
  • Hah, loser! (:/)
  • UPGRADE!
  • Nine!
  • $7.99 Please!
  • NINETEEN!
  • Oh, like you needed that!
  • Make more money! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
  • Do the math! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
  • Get a calculator! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
  • Hi I’m buddy, stop calling me dude!
  • Watch a video for gold!

Sharp[edit | edit source]

When you attack buddy something sharp, he will make these quotes.

  • I See Stars
  • Incisions Incisions!
  • Ooh this is a slice of life!
  • Da Buddy-o-Matic! It Slices and Dices!
  • Choppity-Choppity Chop Chop!
  • I Think i need a transfusion!
  • I like band-aids by the truck mode
  • Prick Prick Prick!
  • Cut me out of here!
  • Hey Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
  • I feel nothing!
  • Go back to the basement hotel!
  • Prick me I do not bleed!
  • Sharp Sharp Sharp!
  • Uncle sam's sneak by vinegar
  • I Don't Like Sharp Things!
  • Son of a bee sting!
  • I Chihuahua!
  • Starfish Multiply Wing-cut!

Extra Quotes[edit | edit source]

He Will Make More Quotes Or Bully You More When You See His Ads.

  • You Suck
  • Your Mom Is Fat
  • You Loser!
  • No Way You Can Kick Me
  • Is that the best thing you can do?
  • Do it! Just Do It!
  • No No No.
  • Come on, Do it!
  • Do it!
  • You Can Do It!
  • I Can't Take It!
  • Little Kid!
  • Ha Ha
  • You Hit Like My Mama
  • Loser!
  • WAGH (Seen In Kick The Buddy “Drawing” Ad)
  • NEEOONE (Seen In Kick The Buddy “Customize Your Gun” Ad)

Bad item[edit | edit source]

Selecting A Bad Item Will Make Buddy Say These Quotes. Who also made Kick The Buddy, Despicable Bear, Kick The Buddy Forever, and Rocket Buddy a rip off.

Non-Looping Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • Um, no.
  • Uhhhmm... NO!
  • Give peace a chance!
  • Choose something else.
  • That's not good.
  • Oh, Napoleon Bonaparte!
  • Uhhh, put it back yeah, just put it back.
  • you might wanna put that back.
  • No, nonono. Not that.
  • What are we doing now?
  • Are you a Pisces?
  • My, what big teeth you have!
  • Do I look tasty?
  • Spiky is too pointy and stings me! (From Smack That Gugl 1 and 2)
  • I hate slugs!
  • You have more?
  • What’s that for?
  • OK, I am on the roof right now!
  • Let’s eat Doritos instead.
  • Let’s travel to France instead.
  • Let’s play Maple Leaf instead.
  • This is like an aquarium.
  • Wrong fishie!
  • Hey fishie!
  • Whoopsie!
  • That looks dangerous!
  • Hey don't get cut! (2 versions)
  • Are we going to play?
  • That's exotic! (2 versions)
  • That's kinda extreme! (3 versions)
  • This is my home, not the Hurt Locker! (3 versions)
  • That’s the wrong explosive. That kinda explodes bigger. Try something else, like F1 Grenade.
  • Most people don't have those!
  • That's not so shroud.
  • You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
  • I don't like sharp or hard things.
  • I’ve got a bad feelings about this.
  • You got neat things!
  • What else is there?
  • Do you have a dog?
  • Isn’t that a bit much? (3 versions)
  • Looks good.
  • Drop it, drop it!
  • Be careful!
  • No no no no no. (4 versions)
  • Are you serious? (3 versions)
  • Let's make noise. (3 versions)
  • This won't end well. (3 versions)
  • This looks bad. (3 versions)
  • This is gonna leave a mark. (3 versions)
  • no Kablam, Madam.
  • Let's play make believe instead. (3 versions)
  • I need a Bandage!
  • It"s a yuppy guppy!
  • Disarm now!
  • Rest in pieces!
  • I go to pieces!
  • It’s gonna be me all over

Looping Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • Oh brother! (3 versions)
  • Oh sister! (3 versions)
  • We need to talk! (3 versions)
  • It is already too hot in here! (3 versions
  • Your a sea monster!
  • Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. (new)
  • I’m considering a career change. (new)
  • i’m afraid (3 versions)
  • Let me get a milkshake instead!
  • It’s cold!
  • Swim out!
  • Oh, that’s unusual.
  • Rip out my box for good!
  • Let's watch The X Files instead! (if it is a Explosive And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)
  • Let’s watch Happy Tree Friends Instead! (if it is a Explosive And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)
  • Let’s watch 4CT Logo Bloopers Instead! (if it is a Explosive And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)
  • Watch out for coconut! (If it is a Explosives And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)

Achievement[edit | edit source]

When you earn an achievement, he will make these quotes.

  • Cool!
  • Oh goodie!
  • Oh greatest me!
  • Huzzah!
  • Whoopie!
  • Woohoo!
  • Hooray! (Coming soon)
  • Yahoo! (Coming soon)
  • Done (2 Versions, Coming soon)

Wardrobe[edit | edit source]

ATTENTION: For Ages Over 3+

  • I'm dressed to kill. (2 versions)
  • I'm dressed to be killed. (2 versions)
  • I’m looking dapper! (2 versions)
  • Look at me, I look cool!
  • Hello, gorgeous.
  • oooooooh gorgeous!
  • I make this suit look good! (2 versions)
  • Got me some fine friends!
  • Looking good! (2 versions)
  • Looking good! but a little tight in my crotch.
  • Who’s make the man?
  • Hey, I looking cool!
  • I looking cool!

Good items[edit | edit source]

These items give Buddyman a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes for buying something.

Non-Looping Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • So cool!
  • You're so cool! (2 versions)
  • Aw yeah! (3 versions)
  • Wooooaaah yeah!
  • I like it!
  • Alright yah hero!
  • Alright yah buddy!
  • Splendid!
  • Sweet!
  • Yummy for my tummy! (If it is a food item)
  • Is that for me? (If it is a food item)
  • Food is good! (If it is a food item)
  • I might vomit! (If it is a food item)
  • Yum yum! (If it is a food item)
  • Are those fresh? (If it is a food item)
  • Is that organic? (If it is a food item)
  • What’s that smell? (If it is a food item)
  • It was? What was it?
  • You like to share?
  • Sharing is caring!
  • Money well spent!
  • Let’s see what we can do. (2 versions)
  • Way to go!
  • More, I want more!
  • Thank you.
  • Gee thanks!
  • You’re the greatest!
  • Now it looks good here! (2 versions)
  • Just WOW!
  • More, more!
  • W, cool, W!
  • The best money can buy!
  • sell

Looping Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • Good choice. Use that every time.
  • Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
  • Yeah, keep that.
  • Um yeah that'll work.
  • Excellent choice. (2 versions)
  • I could life with that choice!
  • Yeah that’ll work. That’ll work.
  • Yeah, that‘ll work!
  • Yeah, that’ll work, good choice, use that every time.

Tortured[edit | edit source]

These quotes appear if Buddy is being hurt by something. Also they got stolen by Playgendary, who also made Kick The Buddy (2017), Bowmasters, & Despicable Bear, a rip off.

  • Armageddon!
  • Apocalypse!
  • Medic!
  • I feel nothing! (When getting cut)
  • Die?
  • Enough!
  • Momma!
  • Stop! (Weird blabbering noise)
  • Help me! (2 versions)
  • Oh, please stop! No please!
  • I feel the Earth move under my feet! (Reference to the song of the same name) (certain Power of Gods weapons)
  • Well, looks like it's doomsday! (certain Power of God’s weapons)
  • I don’t get it!
  • Oh my God!
  • There will be a coffin dance when I'm dead...
  • Eat that.
  • I go onto YouTube!
  • Give me give me give meeeeeeee!
  • D’oh! (Possible reference to the Simpsons’ Homer ‘D’oh’ Simpson)
  • *GAGGING NOISE*
  • You're enjoying this aren't you!
  • I can’t take this!
  • This is very unstable.
  • Are you kidding me?
  • Uh-oh!
  • Whoops!
  • You’re too stabby!
  • You‘ve been working out!
  • Enough! (Blabbering Noises)
  • Time out, time out!
  • I'm seafood!
  • Ouch, ooch, eech!
  • That's not right!
  • I can't take it!
  • The pain!
  • A school dropout!
  • Oh the pain! The pain!
  • Bludgeon me instead!
  • Don’t pop out my stuffing!
  • Son of a bee sting!
  • Starfish multiply when cut.
  • This is not what I meant by being cut.
  • The Buddy-O-Matic! It slices and dices!
  • Cut me outta here!
  • Choppity-choppity-chop-chop!
  • I don't need pruning!
  • Incisions, incisions.
  • Just a little off the top, please.
  • I bought Band-Aids by the truckload.
  • Sharp, sharp, sharp!
  • I Chihuaua!
  • I see stars.
  • Truce, truce!
  • I'm discombobulated!
  • Putz is trying to catch balloons for the party then he hits a train. (Putz is from Dumb Ways to Die, certain Firearms weapons; Coming soon)
  • Nevermind of birds, im getting angry.
  • Time out!
  • No, no, no!
  • Laziness
  • Gobbledygoop!
  • Did you have rainbow?
  • I'm unarmed!
  • May you killing me?
  • Quick! Attach that tombstone!
  • Let's talk!
  • I'm mashing my teeth!
  • Phew!
  • Read the directions!
  • You're killing me!
  • Ow!
  • That cleared my sinuses.
  • Ouch!
  • Buddy angry!
  • Catastrophe!
  • Why is getting heavy.
  • Stop please!
  • Hey, Big shot. Get in here!
  • Stop!
  • Help!
  • Nyyehh! (2 versions)
  • What on Earth do I deserve that for?!
  • Take me to Narnia!
  • Mayday! Mayday!
  • Rock and roll!
  • I'm no match for you!
  • Countdown fractures!
  • No!
  • Eep!
  • It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions; a reference to the song of the same name)
  • Oh, I'm doomed! There goes the sequel!
  • God dandruff!
  • Go to a shooting range!
  • Bam!
  • Shark week!
  • Why is there no referee.
  • I'm out!
  • Smackdown!
  • Smacktalk!
  • Is that no best we can do!
  • I’m out! I’M OUT!
  • Think of your karma! (2 versions)
  • Barking dogs!
  • I feel like an pinata!
  • I know a psychiatrist!
  • Heavens to fancy.
  • I’m dying!
  • Wohohohoah!
  • Wanna go to fisticuffs?
  • Big happy thoughts!
  • Hey give it a rest Mike Tyson! (A reference to the American Boxer)
  • Don’t!
  • Nothing is safe!
  • This is got the ending of lost.
  • One size, It's all!
  • Put down the haterade!
  • Pointy nightmares.
  • You have a minute or sprays.
  • Buddy!
  • I'm getting tenderized.
  • This is worst then Nickelback!
  • Such a scheme!
  • I'm gonna hit the mat!
  • Eeeeeeeeek!
  • Okay, get it all out of you, skippy!
  • Your a monster!
  • i been caught in a fishing pole NOOO!
  • I have the hospital on speed dial!
  • Hey, enough!
  • Professor, I’m being eaten!
  • My tender stuffing!
  • Beep.
  • A little and over to the left.
  • I wanna go to hot tub!
  • Doink!
  • Oui!
  • There’s nothing secret!
  • Owwy Kazowwy!
  • And this is just a first round!
  • Hey, Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
  • Whammy!
  • AAGH! (Eaten)
  • Prick Prick Prick!
  • Give me a warrior!
  • Hahahaha, Ouch!
  • Incisions, incisions!
  • You've aggrieved my soul!
  • i’m getting post traumatic stress disorder!
  • Shoots and ladders!
  • You miss this spot!
  • That's a singer!
  • Ow, ow, ow ow ow, ow!
  • Get off me, Freddy! (Reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)
  • Oof! (Reference to the Roblox Death Sound)
  • Count to ten and I'll hide.
  • Go back to the Bates Motel! (Reference to the film of the same name)
  • My forcefield is failing!
  • This is a slice of life.
  • Another serving a punch please.
  • Prick me, do I not bleed! (Reference to Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice)
  • You're quite the gameplay aren't you?
  • You will find my will under my box.
  • I think I need a transfusion!
  • Uncle Sam’s snakebite venom!
  • i feel like soup!
  • I'll never sleep again.
  • Boom lakalakalakalaka!
  • Cyborg Blue!
  • I’m a pacifist!
  • It feels like the Hunger Games in here!
  • Such smell treatment!
  • (Laughing) (2 versions)
  • I'm coming my warrior!
  • Let us play Paper.io instead.
  • Bop it, twist it, pull it! (Reference to the Bop it)here.
  • Nice nuckel sandwich!
  • Are you done yet? Didn't think so.
  • Crying Noises
  • Oh thats unusual.
  • Oh Brother! (2 Versions, if you are a girl, say "Oh Sister!")
  • Rest in pieces!
  • This looks bad!
  • Take it easy there, Stalin!( Reference to the dictator of the soviet union)
  • This is what happens when the USA finds oil!
  • This is like a Finnish rock band!
  • It's like im in Gettysburg! (American civil war reference)

Hot[edit | edit source]

Burning[edit | edit source]

When He’s On Fire, He Will Make These Quotes.

  • I'm burning!
  • Stop, drop, and roll!
  • You're a bad person!
  • Why God, Why?!?!?!?!
  • Open a window!
  • Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!? (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
  • Siri, call the ambulance! (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
  • Ho ho ho, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
  • What's wrong with you?!?

Melting[edit | edit source]

When Acid Is On Buddy’s Body, He Will Make These Quotes.

  • I’m melting!
  • You're a terrible person!
  • I'm in a world of pain!
  • Ugh, it also smells bad!
  • This is bad!
  • I can't feel anything!
  • Make it stop!
  • This is appalling!

Lava[edit | edit source]

This is what Buddy says, when you make him drown in lava.

  • Ouch, ooch, eech, aach, o-ch!
  • XXXXX
  • Aewulb(ed!)
  • Was I just thinking of something?
  • Not a single tear is coming out of your eye!
  • Heartbeat influence!
  • Oh! The Statue of Liberty collapsed!
  • Are you serious!?
  • No!
  • Eep!
  • A Clown!
  • you're a bad person!
  • why god why!?
  • Ouch!
  • ooch!
  • eech!
  • aach!
  • o-ch!
  • Time out!
  • I’m out, I’m out!
  • Ow! Ouch!
  • Buddy angry!
  • No!
  • You’re killing me!
  • Pain in my head, pain in my limbs! Ow! I notice you in lava.
  • I am trained in gorilla warfare.
  • Oh, look at Captain Feathersword! (Reference to the character of The Wiggles)
  • I cannot believe of what you did to me!!
  • Stop this. We’re brothers. (If you are a girl, say Stop this. We’re sisters.)
  • Ho ho ho, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
  • Siri, Where’s the nearest hospital?
  • Stop Drop and Roll!
  • D’oh! D’oh! Ah! (The Simpsons Reference)
  • Pull out to the Bates Motel!
  • FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR
  • STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP
  • #SORRYNOTSORRY!
  • #BFDI!

when embarrassed.

  • Don’t embarrass me!
  • You embarrassed me!
  • Even Ninny Pushes The Red Button! (Ninny Is From Dumb Ways To Die)

Stretching[edit | edit source]

When You Stretch Him, He Will make These Quotes.

  • I'm getting longer!
  • I wasn't built to do this!
  • Don't stretch me! (3 versions)
  • (STRETCH)
  • My neck!
  • Hear me crunching?!
  • Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
  • Run to my home!
  • No!
  • Eep!
  • I’m not Mr. Fantastic! (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
  • What do you think!? I'm Silly Putty?!
  • Oh, that’s better! (2 versions)
  • Do I look taller now?
  • My bones!
  • Eowowow! (High-pitched)
  • EwAAOAW! (High-pitched)
  • Bwwwoah!
  • Alalalalalrgh!
  • Nyaaaaaack...........................
  • I'm not happy that way!
  • Oh I almost like that.
  • I’m getting really longer!
  • Eowowow! (High-pitched)
  • EwAAOAW! (High-pitched)

Wet[edit | edit source]

When He Gets Wet, He Will make These Quotes.

  • Water, water everywhere! ( 2 versions )
  • H2O no!
  • Thanks, sunshine.
  • Thank you, darling.
  • Hey, you’re getting my clothes wet!
  • You’re drowning me!
  • I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
  • Oh God!
  • Blech!
  • Ahh, I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
  • I don’t like being wet!
  • Yeah.
  • Refreshingly sweet.
  • Gargling (3 versions)
  • Hey you’re getting me ALL WET!

Embarrassing Quotes[edit | edit source]

When You Use A Messy &/Dirty Item, He Will make These Quotes.

  • Tell nobody of what you see.
  • Don't look at me.
  • Why would you think to do this?
  • I don't feel fabulous!
  • This is re-donkey-donk.
  • It sucks to be me!
  • Don't post this on YouTube!
  • Who‘ll be Buddy’s buddy now?
  • I'm mortified!
  • You make me feel ugly!
  • We shall speak no more of this.
  • You're totes cray!
  • This couldn't get worse!
  • Disgusting, muchacho.
  • I'll never live this down.
  • This is appalling!
  • You're too creative.
  • Don’t tell my mother.
  • Oh dear!
  • I may change my name! Name:________________
  • My cheeks are burning!
  • Hey, Captain!
  • Do you need a little bit of time out?
  • I'm confused! Arrgh!
  • You've killed me 2763 times, I've always been revived everyday! (2763 BFDI number)
  • Shiver Me Timbers! (Pirate reference) (Coming soon)
  • I may smash my cards right now. (Coming soon)

Champange[edit | edit source]

When Buddy Drinks Champange, He Will make These Quotes.

  • You got any more of that?
  • I love you man.
  • Oh hey that's cold. I like that!
  • I got bubbles to cool my nose (Even though he lacks the nose)
  • Don't be so cold!
  • I'd pop a corn for me!
  • That pops a corn for me!
  • Bring it on! (hiccup) (2 versions)
  • Hey, that’s not good for me!
  • I really love you man!
  • Ooh, that's cold!
  • More, gimme more!
  • Stupid person!
  • That kinda was beer. Do you? Yes or No. Say that. (mutes for 5 seconds)
  • Oh. I heard you.
  • I think it was yes.
  • You’re totally right!
  • I can’t believe it!
  • That was beer!
  • Poppy Wipey, Let us get a popsicle stick! (Coming soon)

Leaving Buddy By Himself[edit | edit source]

When You Leave Buddy Alone, He Will make These Quotes.

  • Uh-uh!
  • Ugh-ugh!
  • Ah-ah!
  • Hold on! (2 versions)
  • Stay just a little bit longer!
  • Won't you stay?
  • Pizza? (3 versions)
  • Come back! (2 versions)
  • Must you go? (2 versions)
  • Na-na-na-na-na!
  • Wrong! (2 versions)
  • Fight the power! (2 versions)
  • Coffee?
  • Is it something I said?
  • Hey come on, Stick Around!
  • Hey come on, stop leaving me! (upcoming quote)
  • Fine, be that way! (2 version)
  • Nein! (German way of saying “No!”)
  • Alone again!
  • Hey come on, stay a little longer!
  • Don’t leave me!
  • Hey, wait! (2 versions)
  • Gosh!
  • Hey, Boss! (2 versions)
  • Where are you!? (Coming soon)
  • Just come back!
  • NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Don't leave me alone!
  • I'm still gonna play with you,
  • you're trying to beat me!!!
  • Stop exiting and KICK ME AGAIN RIGHT NOW!
  • I can't hear you!
  • What are you waiting for?
  • JUST COME BACK RIGHT NOW! (SHOUTS)

Shaking the device[edit | edit source]

When You Shake The Device, He Will make These Quotes.

  • (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
  • Wowowowowwo Wwhat's goingng on?! (If you shake too hard.)
  • Wowowowowwo!
  • Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  • I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
  • I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like it!
  • Apocalypse!
  • It’s the end if the world as we know it! (2 versions)

Choking[edit | edit source]

When Buddy Is Choking On Toxins, He Will make These Quotes.

  • Beleleleleleleh that’s all folks! (Looney Tunes Reference)
  • Gibberish Choking Noises (3 versions)
  • Ooowhehehecawcawcawca
  • heheheheheguhguhguhguhhayeeeeeeeeel)

Good guess[edit | edit source]

When You Have A Good Guess, He Will make These Quotes.

  • Well, yes, but actually, no.
  • Good guess, but actually, no.
  • Is it something wrong?
  • Please try again.
  • Not right, try again!
  • Son of a big bit, son of a big bit gun, hah, I would kick your butt, you thought I was saying that b word, but no.
  • No match!
  • Good guess, But actually no.
  • Excessive Speeding Detected! (Reference from Trainz when you’re going too fast.)
  • Oh no, you are out of lives!
  • Life lost!
  • Oh wait, nonononono! Try again, good guess.
  • Grrrrrrrr...
  • Get me out of here...
  • I’m gonna get, My Singing Monsters
  • I’m leaving the building!
  • All Right, that’s it, I’m leaving the building!
  • I felt fine.
  • Yeah, Good Guess.
  • Nope, I can go to Toronto College. It's in Canada.
  • Can I into nördic? (Polandball reference)

Bank[edit | edit source]

When You Enter The Bank, He Will make These Quotes.

  • Fork over some dough!
  • Don’t just stand there, buy something!
  • Spend a buck!
  • C’mon, it’s just a buck!
  • Show me your wallet! (3 versions)
  • Give me some tokens to the Eiffel Tower!
  • Show me the money!
  • Use a credit card!
  • C’mon, do it!
  • I’ll loan you the dough!
  • I’ll give you the money!
  • Hey! Eraser! Eraser! (Reference to Pen on the very beginning of BFB)
  • You can borrow the money from me!
  • Don’t be greedy!
  • I feel critters!
  • Investy me!
  • Now it’s my turn to laugh!
  • Kudos!
  • Sell something, pal!
  • You won’t regret it!
  • Buy some fun!
  • This is the place you should be at!
  • This is almost 100%.
  • Give me your money!
  • Give me the money!
  • Give me the dough!
  • Give me your dough!
  • Money is power!
  • I hear it jingling!
  • I drown blood to kill Botch. (Botch is from Dumb Ways to Die)
  • It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
  • Put your money where my mouth is!
  • Nanananada Billion! (parody of Batman theme)
  • I need some cream!
  • Buddy needs a new pair of shoes!
  • Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!
  • Gimme, gimme, gimme!
  • I hadn’t told you to poke. (Coming soon)

Death[edit | edit source]

When buddy dies, he will make these quotes

  • Hu-uh!
  • Ulee!
  • Hoolp!

Duddy Kicks the Buddy![edit | edit source]

When Buddy Gets Kicked By Duddy, He Will make These Quotes.

  • That was really fun it didn't hurt at all!
  • That was really soft and fluffy.
  • Is that all you got?

Food Items[edit | edit source]

These Food Items give Buddyman a good reaction. these quotes make buddy want to eat something and Explode Too Much, who also made Kick The Buddy (2011).

Non-Looping Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • I'm so hungry!
  • Hungry?
  • Feed Me!
  • Gimme Food Already!
  • Can i eat now?
  • Can i have a beer?
  • Can I Get Yummy Creepypasta Plz?
  • Can i eat pizza? (if it is a food item)
  • can i eat hungry pills? (if it is a food item)
  • Can i eat hot dogs? (if it is a food item)
  • Apple Pie! (if it is a food item)
  • Apricot! (if it is a food item)
  • Tomato! (if it is a food item)
  • Pea Soup! (if it is a food item)
  • Soda!
  • Eggs!
  • Toasty!
  • Champagne!
  • That Pops a corn for me!
  • Bring On Again!
  • Golden Nuggets For Me!
  • sell

Looping Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • *FART* Oh i'm gonna poop because i ate no stomach medicine!
  • *Stomach Growls*
  • *Stomach Noises* *BURP*
  • *BURP* I Ate Too Much!
  • Wow I'm Hungry!
  • I Need Some Nutrition!
  • Nutrition Facts! Calories Total Fat Cholesterol Sodium Total Carbohydrate/Carb. Fiber Sugar and Protein! (Which Are Nutrition Facts)

Quit the Game[edit | edit source]

When You Click The X Button in the PC Version of kick the buddy, He Will make These Quotes.

  • Are You Sure You Want To Quit?
  • If you sure you want to leave, Click “Yes”.
  • If you don't wanna leave Click “No”.
  • (No) Okay, Let’s Play Some More.
  • (Yes) Okay, See You Later!
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