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List of QuotesEdit

First created: March 2, 2019

Last edited: October 29, 2019

Re-edited: November 10, 2019

This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions.

StandbyEdit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says in the game when nothing has happened

  • You’ve never played Tank Stars before.
  • Futurama is the best show I’ve ever seen.
  • I‘m going down to South Park.
  • Have we met? I’m Buddy.
  • Bo-ring! (2 versions)
  • Did somebody call me?
  • Weirdly awkward! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.) I’m bouncing off the walls here!
  • Bake sooner
  • AKA
  • LOL
  • Can you count to a million by yourself?
  • Well, well, well!
  • Finish me. Hey, do you need to hurt me? Hey, it’s time to hurt somebody! Great work, Charlie!
  • Tell me your favorite haiku.
  • You want some ants on a log.
  • Would you like some tea and crumpets?
  • So that thing is, am I checking your E-mail?
  • Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
  • YOU BEAT THE MACHINE!
  • Do you like playing games?
  • I'm a pirate, arrr! just kidding.
  • Let's see what we can do!
  • I like what you rest bro.
  • Wet wep wip wup Buddyman boo.
  • Do my feet look fat?
  • Tyron Spaces’s ooze.
  • I am not a DRAGON!
  • I‘m thinking of a number between 1 and 10 billion.
  • Do you like me?
  • (BURPING) X cuse me?
  • Do you wonder what my back of the head looks like?
  • I think I could use a puppet set!
  • Do you have my Buddyphone number?
  • Take your time, I ain’t no rush.
  • You are fired.
  • Can I watch Robocar Poli for a while? (Obvious Robocar Poli Cartoon Reference)
  • My stuffing feels weird!
  • Tomcannon has population of 70,000 people.
  • Where’s the beef?
  • I like it when the cage bird sings. Lalalalala!
  • You can hold the phone steady, so I can take a rest for while!
  • Polly want a cracker!
  • Can I watch The X Files for a while? (Obvious X Files reference)
  • May I watch the Super Wings for a while? (Obvious Super Wings Cartoon Reference)
  • Kew kew ka-chew!
  • My box smells.
  • I'm gonna go play a couple of your iPhone games if that's okay. (If you have iPhone compatible games on your iOS device)
  • So, whadda you wanna do?
  • Woah, guess what I found in your hard drive!
  • I think this box is haunted.
  • Cyclops is my favorite X-man! (Reference to X-Men
  • I like big boxes that I can’t deny!
  • Noenifa Donatito!
  • Mind if I catch a nap here?
    • blows bubble gum*
  • I’d twiddle my fingers if I had fingers. (Kick the Buddyman doesn’t have this due to the fact Buddy has fingers)
  • Hold the phone steasy so I could take a bit of a nap.
  • Can you hold the phone so I could take a snooze for a while?
  • I’m actually filled with cotton candy
  • Wipe off the screen, would ya!
  • Have you been to the moon?
  • Ooh do you know anyone famous?
  • You got a strange look in your eye.
  • I wish it would last forever.
  • Burps* Oh, pardon me. (Excuse me.)
  • Matreshka. (2 versions)
  • Farts* 'scuse me.
  • Don't get my box wet.
  • Take me on down to Grandma Pickles Farm.
  • It's a never ending story! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
  • I live in a box. (2 versions)
  • I was thinking of becoming a DJ.
  • You’re plotting something, aren’t you?
  • You know any puppet modeling agencies?
  • I'm gonna check some of the other apps, All Right?
  • I'm wrapped in darkness.
  • Psstt, I am fine.
  • Uhh, I’d catch a snooze if I’d like, I’m fine.
  • This is rather peaceful.
  • I wish my box was a boat.
  • Hee, piyacho!
  • Bim bam boom bop.
  • Can I get Netflix and YouTube?
  • Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.(Reference to the song of the same name)
  • Knock, knock...boo...don’t cry it’s only me.
  • Can you get me an MP3 player?
  • Team Jacob!
  • ¡Vamanos!
  • If I had fingers, the things I can do.
  • My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
  • Sounds like I keep using this box.
  • Mind if I tweet for a minute?
  • Babooshka!
  • Mama told me not to come.
  • Hey, hey, let’s get down to business!
  • I actually like elevator music.
  • My girl Peppy lived in a wooden box.
  • A man’s box in his castle.
  • Polly, want a cracker?
  • Nothing happens, and I actually like it.
  • Mi casa, su casa.
  • Soooooo?
  • Just call me Indiana, dundurunduuun! (Reference to the Indiana Jones movies)
  • Ugh, it stinks like garbage in here.
  • I-I uh uhm..don’t come in here.
  • Lotsa man singalong!
  • High or silver!
  • I’m thinking of something like a pertury oil.
  • Is the chowder fried already?
  • Snack time! (EATING) Nom nom nom!
  • I’m gonna run out with some snacks.
  • Excuse me, what time is it?
  • I'm a little tea pot short and stout dedeledede!
  • all aboard!
  • Be careful, it's quite an old box.
  • That’s a little high you maybe?
  • I have a high pocket collection.
  • www.chillfleet.com
  • Go to the hij! (3 versions)
  • I love my son.
  • Decisions, and more, decisions.
  • Come on, take my stuff now!
  • Psssttt! Want some extra free stuff?
  • Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do!
  • Im going to pull myself together.
  • Hey take your time.
  • 4! (Coming soon)
  • 8! (Coming soon)
  • 11! (Coming soon)
  • 18! (Coming soon)
  • 24! (Coming soon)
  • 33! (Coming soon)
  • 45! (Coming soon)
  • Can I go to soldiers camp for a while? (Coming soon)
  • Went to Walmart? (Coming soon)
  • Going to Cartoon Network hotel in the summer? (Coming soon)
  • Do you like McDonald’s so much? (Coming soon)
  • Your games must be rated high! (Coming soon)
  • Went to Chuck E Cheese’s? (Coming soon)
  • UGGA MUGGA! (Daniel Tiger‘s Neighborhood reference) (Coming soon)
  • Come on, watch The Wiggles with us. (The Wiggles reference; coming soon)
  • I can call you Greg, Anthony, Murray or Jeff. (The Wiggles names that he said; coming soon)
  • Look around you. (Coming soon)
  • The second version of do you like playing games is coming soon
  • There is a dead end near you. (Coming soon)
  • Let‘s do Pringles time! (Coming soon)
  • The broken track. (Coming soon)
  • AWREH! (Coming soon)
  • QPISW! (Coming soon)
  • HAPYU! (Coming soon)
  • WSAQI! (Coming soon)
  • DOUDD! (Coming soon)
  • Wait, is there a good thing? (Coming soon)
  • Wait, is there a bad thing? (Coming soon)
  • Wait, is there a simple thing? (Coming soon)
  • Wait, is there a great thing? (Coming soon)

Winning a prize Edit

He says these quotes if you win a prize.

  • Winner winner chicken finger! (Reference to PUPG)
  • Ah yeah boys!!
  • Sweet!
  • Rock on, party people!
  • Aw yeah!
  • Ah yeah!
  • You’re Soree Bob! (reference to Spongebob)
  • You won!!!
  • Take that to the bake!
  • Win on, buddy-bags!
  • Alright yah buddy!
  • Yeah, baby, Yeah!
  • So cool!
  • You’re so cool!
  • Super awesome!!
  • JACKPOT!!
  • That’s what I’m talking about!
  • Scoop up those winnings!
  • Win over here!
  • Oh-wee!
  • That’s a big win!
  • You got the magic fingers.
  • Lucky you!!
  • You go!
  • You rock!
  • You beat the machine!
  • 🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟!

LostEdit

This is what he will say when you lose.

  • Hah, loser!
  • South Park!
  • Hahahahaha!
  • C’mon, do it! C’mon, do it!
  • No.
  • Nineteen!
  • He must not kill me!
  • Ya lose! Hahahahahahaha!
  • UPGRADE!!
  • #SORRYNOTSORRY please!

Opened the gameEdit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says when the game is opened:

  • Good morning world. Good morning friend. Good morning box.
  • Boxy boxy boxy box oh, wello!
  • Well look who's here, again.
  • So what brings you here?
  • Ooh, a visitor.
  • We can play something but don’t be rough.
  • Welcome to my wacky world!
  • Have you gone to South Park before?
  • How long has it been?
  • Now you are under my box choices and conception.
  • Whatever you would like to do, I'm all for it!
  • Mi casa, su casa.
  • Welcome back to my box!
  • Is that the cleaning lady?
  • Mi box, su box!
  • Well I’m ready to get started!
  • When You Open The Game For The First Time:
  • Hey, I'm Buddy, I'm here to save you from boredom! (only from Kick the Buddy and Buddy Kick 2)
  • Hi, I’m Buddy, nice to meet ya.
  • My box is yours my fiend.
  • Hey, I’m Buddy, Get Ready To Train Me!
  • Golly I missed you
  • Here is my box land.
  • Feel free to roam around my box.

Not enough money Edit

When you have do not have enough money, Buddy will be rude or talk crap to you.

  • Loser!
  • Hah, loser!
  • Hahahahahaha!
  • Oh, like you needed that.
  • The numbers don’t lie!
  • Make more money!
  • Do the math!
  • Get a calculator!
  • Watch a video for gold!
  • Hi, I’m Buddyman, stop calling me dude!

Bad itemEdit

Some items have Buddy react scared.

  • I'd rather watch South Park than be beaten up by this!
  • Uh, no.
  • Uhhhmm... NO!
  • Give things a chance!
  • Choose something else.
  • That's not good.
  • Oh, NOhPullMeAnd Blowne(me)Aparte! (Napoleon Bonnaparte)
  • Uhhh, put them back yeah, just put it back.
  • No, nonono. Not that.
  • What are we doing now?
  • Doy doy doy doy doy, Cake At Stake!
  • Nah, no no no. Not that.
  • Might wanna put that back.
  • Are you a Pisces?
  • My, what big teeth you have
  • Do I look tasty?
  • I hate slugs!
  • You have more?
  • What’s that for?
  • This is like an aquarium.
  • Wrong fishie!
  • its gonna be me all over
  • Hey fishie!
  • Whoopsie!
  • That looks dangerous!
  • Hey don't get cut!
  • Are we going to play?
  • Ofe! (2011 version)
  • That's exotic!
  • That's kinda extreme!
  • Hey this is my home, not the hurt locker!
  • Most people don't have those!
  • That's not so shroud.
  • You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
  • I don't like sharp or hard things.
  • I have bad feelings about this.
  • You got neat things!
  • What else is there?
  • Do you have a dog?
  • Looks good.
  • Drop it, drop it!
  • No no no no no.
  • Are you serious?
  • Let's make noise.
  • This won't end well.
  • This looks bad.
  • This is gonna leave a mark.
  • Well kablam madam.
  • Hey Siri, do not fall on a cliff! (If you have Siri on iOS Device)
  • Hey Siri, what’s up? (If you have Siri on your iOS Device)
  • Let's play make believe instead.
  • I need a Band-Aid!
  • Disarm now!
  • Rest in pieces!
  • I go to pieces!
  • Oh brother.
  • We need to talk.
  • It is already too hot in here?
  • Your a sea monster!
  • Is it that a bit much?
  • Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. (new)
  • I’m considering a career change. (new)
  • SWIM out

Achievement for KILLING BUDDY.Edit

  • Woo hoo hoo hoo!
  • Cool!
  • Oh goodie!
  • Oh greatest me!
  • Huzzah!
  • Whoopie!
  • Woohoo!
  • I'm dressed to kill.
  • I'm dressed to be killed!
  • Fancy!
  • I am looking dapper!
  • Old School is cool!
  • Hey, I’m looking cool!
  • Hello, gorgeous.
  • oooooooh gorgeous!
  • I make this suit look good!
  • Got me some fine friends!
  • Looking good!
  • Looking good, I gotta type my crotch.
  • Who’s make the man?

Buddy lucky Slots (iOS only)Edit

  • Spin to win!
  • Go for the gold!
  • Let’s see you win, daddy-o!
  • You've got this!
  • DOLIODOLIDODOLIDODO!
  • Rolling rolling rolling!
  • Think Win!
  • Be The Machine!
  • You can win lots from them slots!
  • Rock those slots!
  • Come on, come on, come on!
  • We wanna pay off!
  • Oh, this is gonna be a big one!
  • Get the booty!
  • Here it comes!!

Good itemsEdit

These items give Buddy a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something.

Non looping quotes all along over buddy smartEdit

  • So cool!
  • You're so cool!
  • Aw yeah!
  • Wooooaaah yeah!
  • I like it!
  • Alright yah hero!
  • Alright yah buddy!
  • Splendid!
  • Sweet!
  • That’s what I’m talking about!
  • Yummy for my tummy? (If it is a food item)
  • Is that for me? (If it is a food item)
  • Food is good! (If it is a food item)
  • I might vomit! (If it is a food item)
  • Yum yum! (If it is a food item)
  • Are those fresh? (If it is a food item)
  • Is that an organic? (If it is a food item)
  • What’s that smell? (If it is a food item)
  • You like to share?
  • Sharing is caring!
  • Money well spent!
  • Let’s see what we can do.
  • Way to go!
  • More, I want more!
  • Thank you.
  • Chay thanks!
  • You’re the greatest!
  • Now it looks good here! (2 versions)
  • Just WOW!
  • More, more!
  • W, cool, W!
  • The best money can buy!

Looping quotesEdit

  • Good choice. Use that every time.
  • Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
  • Yeah, keep that.
  • Um yeah that'll work.
  • Excellent choice! ( 2 versions )
  • Money well spent!
  • Way to go!
  • Yeah that‘ll work.

TorturedEdit

These quotes appear if Buddy is being hurt by something. Also they got stolen by Playgendary, who also made Kick The Buddy (2017)Bowmasters, & Despicable Bear, a rip off.

  • Pardon me!
  • Tin tin!
  • STAY THERE, YOU STAY THERE! STAY THERE, YOU STAY THERE! STAY THERE, YOU STAY THERE! 5097
  • Momma!
  • Help me!
  • I am dizzy too!
  • BUTTER BOY, CREAM, AND WIGGLE CREAM
  • SPAWN ME!
  • Okey-dokey, please stop!
  • Just hey, syhydhwyhdwyhwydhudncwhndcuhnudisxjbwiqsjbxqsxjibsbjiqqxqxsjibxiqsbjqsxibjbjisqxjbsjxbsjxsbxjsbxjsbxjsxbjsbxjsbxjbsx!
  • Even Kenny's deaths aren't as scary as this. (Kenny is from South Park)
  • I'm Pippi Longstocking!
  • I hope your battery dies.
  • Even Eric Cartman isn't as bad as this! (Eric Cartman is from South Park)
  • Oh, please stop! No please!
  • Please stop! Please stop!
  • Stop....plehghuyehyuhhraaa!!!
  • I feel the earth move under my feet! (Reference to the song of the same name)
  • I don’t get it!
  • Oh my God!
  • Shnw stop!
  • D’oh! (Possible reference to the Simpsons’ Homer Simpson)
  • Can I watch a sitcom instead?
  • GAGGING NOISE* “Aewaulb(ed)!”
  • I can’t take this!
  • Mind if I tweet for a minute?
  • Are you kidding me?
  • You‘ve been working out!
  • ENOUGH! WeeblyBleHabableah! [weird blabbering noise]
  • Well, oh, that’s gonna leave a mark!
  • Mama told me not to come.
  • Put down that haterade!
  • Time out, time out!
  • Ohh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
  • I'm seafood!
  • Ouch, ooch, eech!
  • You'll never get my YouTube password!
  • You'll never get my Netflix password!
  • You watch YouTube too much.
  • You’re a bad person.
  • You shitass!
  • Smackdown!
  • You've got issues!
  • Patriot!
  • That's not right.
  • I have the hospital on speed dial!
  • Hey, hey, let's get down to business!
  • I'm not under warranty!
  • Santa won't like this!
  • I can't take it!
  • I'm being tenderized.
  • My therapist said no.
  • The pain!
  • There is no light!
  • Cataclysm!
  • Oh the pain! The pain!
  • Compound fractures!
  • Son of a bee sting!
  • Starfish multiply when cut.
  • Buddyman needs medic, it slices and dices!
  • Cut me outta here!
  • I feel like a piñata!
  • And this is just the first round!
  • Is that the best you can do?
  • You're enjoying this, aren't you?
  • In a million years!
  • Truce, truce!
  • Time out!
  • Catastrophe
  • You are not UNARMED.
  • No, no, no!
  • Don't do it!
  • Don't hurt me!
  • I'm unarmed!
  • Read the directions!
  • Are ya done yet! Didn't think so!
  • I think I got a boo-boo!
  • I think I swallowed a tooth!
  • You're killing me!
  • Ow!
  • Ouch!
  • I have a bunch of band-aids in the truck!
  • Do you know any organ donors?
  • Buddy angry!
  • Tell the X-ray room to stand by.
  • Zoinks!
  • Stop please!
  • Stop!
  • Help!
  • I thought we were friends, remember!
  • Ok, get it all out, ya skippy.
  • That's a singer!
  • Call animal control!
  • Isn't your finger getting tired?
  • A little higher to the left, please.
  • A little lower to the left.
  • Just a little off the top, please.
  • Sacre Bleu!
  • Sunny beaches!
  • Nyyehh!
  • Nice knuckle sandwich!
  • I'm gonna hit the mat!
  • You hit like my mama!
  • You missed a spot!
  • Oh, the pain!
  • Think happy thoughts!
  • What on earth do I deserve that for?!
  • Well, looks like it's doomsday!
  • Mayday! Mayday!
  • Such maltreatment!
  • Rock and roll!
  • I'm no match for you!
  • Buddy hurt!
  • It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions; a reference to the song of the same name)
  • You're a terrible person!
  • I see a pretty, bright light!
  • Oh I'm doomed, there goes the sequel!
  • Man down!
  • Imma going senseless!
  • I'm out!
  • I’m out! I’M OUT!
  • Stop torturing me!
  • I don't have any secrets!
  • Think of your karma! (certain explosives weapons)
  • I know a psychiatrist!
  • Apocalypse!
  • Nothing is safe!
  • That hurts like what!
  • I'm telling!
  • Oh, the Earth moved for me.
  • Close it, you're killing me!
  • This is worse than Nickelback!
  • Let's talk!
  • Take me to Narnia!
  • Heavens to Betsy!
  • Shit!
  • I'm sure it was expired yesterday.
  • Whammy!
  • The end is here!
  • This is not what I meant by being cut!
  • Pointy nightmares.
  • This is like the ending of Lost!
  • Armageddon!
  • Skulls & Crossbones!
  • Medic! (Team Fortress 2 Reference)
  • Buddy!
  • Such a scheme!
  • Ofe! (2011 version)
  • Eeeeeeeeek!
  • Your a monster!
  • Professor, I’m being eaten!
  • Beep.
  • Doink!
  • I wanna go to the hot tub!
  • Objection!
  • Another serving of punch, please, I need notes!
  • There’s nothing secret!
  • Hey, Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
  • AAGH! [Eaten]
  • That's not right.
  • Hey, give it a rest, my tisent!
  • I call the hospital on speed dial!
  • Buddy's broze!
  • I’m a pacifist!
  • Prick Prick Prick!
  • Incisions, incisions!
  • Get off me, Freddy! (Reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)
  • Go back to the Bates Motel! (Reference to the film of the same name)
  • You're quite the Beyblade, aren't you!
  • I don't need pruning!
  • This is a slice of life.
  • Choppity, choppity, chop chop!
  • Prick me, do I not bleed! (Reference to Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice)
  • Uncle Scamp's snake bite venom!
  • I think I need a transfusion!
  • I'm getting post-traumatic stress disorder!
  • I'll never sleep again. (certain explosives weapons)
  • Do you know how to apply a tourniquet?
  • Go to a shooting range!
  • This looks bad.
  • Rest in pieces!
  • Are you serious?
  • Oh brother.
  • Oh thats unusual. (new)
  • I can’t feel anything!
    • CRYING NOISES* Ehohohohoooobohoo!
  • You watch way too much creepypasta! (Coming soon)
  • Monday rocks, Friday sucks. (Coming soon)
  • Oh my god! They killed Buddy around the world
  • Let’s watch Handy Manny instead. (Reference to Disney’s Handy Manny show; coming soon)
  • Blaze The Blade! (Coming soon)
  • you’re a dumb person

HotEdit

BurningEdit

  • I'm burning!
  • Stop, drop, and roll!
  • Why, God, why?!?!?!?
  • You're a bad person.
  • Open a window!
  • Oh my god! It burns more than South Park's Kenny McCormick!
  • Heaven to Betsy! (new)
  • Whammie!
  • Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!? (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
  • Siri, call the ambulance! (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
  • Ohh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
  • What's wrong with you?!?

MeltingEdit

  • I'M MELTING!!!!!!
  • This Is Bad.!
  • Nononono!
  • You're a terrible person!
  • Ugh it also smells bad.
  • I'm in a world of pain!
  • I can't feel anything!
  • MAKE THAT STOP

Lava Edit

This is what Buddy say when you put him deep in lava. Coming soon.

  • Ouch, ooch, eech, aach, o-ch!
  • Aewulb(ed!)
  • Hire mechanic?
  • Was I just thinking of something?
  • Look out, comets shipped below.
  • Stop terminating my account!
  • Not a single tear is coming out of your eye!
  • Oh god!
  • There is clutter!
  • Ew, why are you putting me in some heat source?
  • Doomsday!
  • Loser, come on, prank!
  • Wire the crank!
  • I hope you see Battle For Dream Island.
  • You’re a satanic person!
  • I am now calling 911 now!
  • I am now calling 911 on my phone to help!
  • (floor is lava))
  • Please help
  •  !
  • Please come to Brazil!
  • Huehuehuebrbrbrbr!
  • Aewouhyieower!
  • You steal all of my candy!
  • You steal some candy, give them back!
  • Give the candies back!
  • I freaking love yoU!
  • I think you’re wrong!
  • Brutal!
  • Whoops, computer crashed!
  • I am saty ing here for a safer wether.
  • Ice ice ice ice!
  • Let go to Bates motel.
  • Forever!
  • Give me!
  • A minute!.
  • You fail!
  • what?
  • ever!
  • Don’t burn me!
  • I can get to Canada! H!
  • Land off, land on.
  • Free lander!
  • No bit of a doom!
  • Wait, time out!
  • {}!
  • Fatal!
  • You lose!
  • Brats are prats.
  • Nonononononono!
  • Oh why god no!
  • Oh, God, No!!!
  • im no match for you!
  • This is terrible!
  • That’s not good.
  • Choose something else!
  • No, no, no, no, not that.
  • That’s no good!
  • ¡Méxicoooooo!
  • Umm, no.
  • It’s Karaoke!
  • Might wanna put that back.
  • Help me!
  • Umm, put that back, yeah, just put that back.
  • I am sensei!
  • You ended my box-land.
  • Please put the code back.
  • Things should not end soon!
  • I have cancer!
  • Confusion, confusion everywhere.
  • Stop it’n.
  • Please no!
  • Mountain Dew is burning!
  • Same to you.
  • It seems like you’re gonna kick me in the face!
  • Hear me crunching?! Hmm?!
  • Buddy hopes you satisfied!
  • Blow of steam, bud!
  • Don’t you try to kill me?
  • Gone with the wind!
  • Please go to the Bates Motel
  • I’m on fire!
  • It’s clobber time!
  • You racist?
  • Hey, Mr. Kicker!
  • Hi, I’m Buddy, not victim!
  • I don’t wanna be kicked right now!
  • Give me my heart back!
  • Ohh, my cheeks are burning!
  • Give me a smile and candies!
  • Let Buddyman play!
  • Am I a toy for you? Oh... yes, I am a rag doll...
  • Perfect kill! Yay! Wait, is that a bad thing?
  • Be there - beware!
  • I keep moving on!
  • Task failed, successfully! Yay! Wait, is that a bad thing?
  • What the...?!
  • You know how to bring the pain!
  • Worst nightmare!
  • After such a shake-up I just wanna relax and drink tea!
  • I am raising my hands.
  • I am burned to kill.
  • I am burned to be killed.
  • How Oh no!
  • Go to your friend’s house.
  • You are burning the dough.
  • I am ignoring you.
  • What could be worse than this?
  • Holla back to the Bates Motel right now.
  • Tide goes in, tide goes out.
  • This is my home not the hurt locker!
  • Only you can eat my food.
  • I will take your order and I will eat your food.
  • Pringles is what you eat.
  • How can you look in my eyes after that?
  • What? You are gonna get Doritos instead?
  • What?
  • I think I won’t sleep this night.
  • You meanie!!
  • Don’t do it!
  • Stop, you‘re hurting me!
  • Holy cow! Enough is enough!
  • Time out! 4, 20.
  • Are you crazy?
  • I’m serious, enough!
  • Stop! Stop! Stop!
  • Stop it!
  • I hope you get stung by a bee.
  • I will not like you.
  • I don't like you.
  • I totally don’t like you.
  • This guy is a monster!
  • I dislike lava traps!
  • By the way, Vagan, You’re fired!! (Killer Bean reference)
  • Who are you? A monster?
  • YOU’RE FIRED!!
  • Go to a range.
  • AAAUUGHHH!
  • Buddies!
  • Buddyman!
  • I am in lava, NO!
  • Oh no...
  • This matters.
  • We determine you do not have the Book of Mormon!
  • Stop it please.
  • You suck!
  • Son of a cussing cuss word!! (Team Fortress 2 reference)
  • Sweet mother of god!
  • What on earth, man!
  • This guy is gross.
  • I am projecting my NO onto this.
  • Oh god. Oh god.
  • NAAAAT!
  • NYIIIT!
  • AHHHG!
  • AEORIUERYAEROI!
  • u wot m8?
  • Oh god please.
  • I want a Band-Aid!
  • Let’s play with Legos instead.
  • I wasn’t even built to do this!
  • What is even wrong with you?!?
  • What in the actual goddamn hell even is wrong with you?!?
  • Satanic weird balbazaar!
  • Get me out of here.
  • If you get the fire truck you can get the fire out!
  • I will regret this!
  • WEEEHRR!
  • ENOUGH! HablyKawHareYuHareahUi! (weird blabbering noise)
  • AlrOUCH!
  • Kick my piñata and get some free candy!
  • Beat me up.
  • Ofeofeofeofe!
  • We are in Paris!
  • Are you CRAZY?
  • Hey, dude! Stop it!
  • This pain is killing me!
  • Take your fingers off me!
  • Have you played too much video games?
  • Hey, enough!
  • And is that all you can do?
  • Why do you need this?
  • Don’t hurt me!
  • Stop torturing me!
  • I think that’s not for me!
  • Hurts soooo much!
  • NO WAR!
  • I’ll be offended!
  • Go pick on someone your own size!
  • It hurts a lot!
  • I’m not a Terminator!
  • I’m a ripoff!
  • Put your fingers away from the display!
  • I’ll die and you’re gonna be alone!
  • I’m sick!
  • All the pain has sausages!
  • Come on, spank me!
  • Lets just play!
  • Oh... Stop it! don’t smash that guitar!
  • The piano destruction.
  • The trumpet is a Jesus Christ
  • Is that all that you got?
  • I’m getting the money back from you.
  • No.
  • Nooooooohloou!
  • I’m melting in lava!
  • DAAAAAAAH!!
  • Ouch!
  • Ooch!
  • Eech!
  • Aach!
  • O-ch!
  • Yikes! Ouch!
  • This feels bad.
  • You really are a bad person.
  • Ugh, it also melts me bad.
  • Ugh.
  • Bad!
  • Careful.
  • Help me!
  • GAAAH! (6 versions)
  • A clown!
  • I am trained in gorilla warfare.
  • I cannot believe of what you did to me!!
  • Stop this. We’re brothers. (If you are a girl, say Stop this. We’re sisters.)
  • FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!!!!!!
  • Oh no stop it Oh god why no no no!
  • I don’t care!
  • Siri, that couldn’t be!
  • This is giving me a post-traumatic stress disorder!
  • I’m getting disqualifies to me!
  • Oh my God!
  • What the is this?
  • What is wrong with this pizza?
  • AAGH! Ooh, that might be a toughness cookie. AAGH!!
  • EEGH!
  • You’re a tough person!!!
  • The feeling is just fine…
  • The feeling is good…
  • AGHHHH!
  • NAAARGHH!!
  • Sweet Jesus Mary and Joseph!
  • Oh dang it.
  • Ah poop.
  • What are you waiting for?
  • I am confused.
  • Why would you think to put me in something like this?
  • I am not gonna love you so much.
  • Killer!
  • Lava is not the best.
  • Fire is everywhere!
  • coca cola
  • I don’t need pruning! I need notes.
  • You are nothing but a crack.
  • Freeze!
  • Lava cuts me.
  • I don’t like burning things.
  • I DON’T LIKE BURNING OR MELTING THINGS!!
  • Heart is broken.
  • We’ll try again tomorrow, man.
  • You are not my bull.
  • You may kill a bull.
  • You are all Griffin, not bull.
  • Hey person!
  • AHHHHGGGGHGHGH!!
  • Code 3! Code 3! (Reference to Spider Man Movie)
  • Please tell us!
  • That is just fine. Nah, not really,
  • Its payday, but its mayday!
  • That is good, but not approved, yet.
  • Cool not cool.
  • #SORRYNOTSORRY please!
  • #MAKEBELIEVE please!
  • Apologize for being rude to me!
  • Nothing is amid beside me!
  • I learn how to play golf myself.
  • Thanks, you’re killing me!
  • I teach to drive.
  • I now destruct home!
  • Right NOW!
  • Maybe you choose something else right now.
  • Thank you!
  • The best money can buy!
  • You‘re the greatest!
  • Just WOW!
  • Now it looks good here.
  • Sharp!
  • My limbs are burning!
  • What is wrong with this hot dog?

When embarrassed:

  • Don’t embarrass me!
  • You embarrassed me!
  • Dont do that!

StretchingEdit

If you pull on a limb, Buddy can say.

  • I'm getting longer!
  • I wasn't built to do this!
  • Don't stretch me! (3 versions)
  • My neck!
  • Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
  • (STRETCH)
  • No!
  • Eep!
  • I’m not Mr. Fantastic! (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
  • What do you think I am, Silly Putty?!
  • Do I look taller now?
  • My bones!
  • Eowowow! (High-pitched)
  • EwA
  • Bwwwoah!
  • Alalalalalrgh!
  • I'm not happy that way!

WetEdit

  • Water, water everywhere!
  • H2 oh no!
  • Thanks, sunshine.
  • Thank you, darling.
  • Hey, youre get my clothes wet!
  • You’re drowning me!
  • ًًٓسو ش٣٩٣٢١١٠••%%
  • Oh God!
  • Blech!
  • Ahh, I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
  • Yeah.
  • %£٤٣ sweet.
  • Gurgling noises* “Gourblagurble-(A)-Gurble!“ (3 versions)
  • Hey youre getting me all wet!

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Embarrassing QuotesEdit

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  • Tell no one of what yoTW u see.
  • Tell nobodys of what you see.
  • Dongs look at me.
  • Dheyedccuybwewgxd
  • 11mhaqh
  • Why would SXS you think to do this?
  • GhsgtswvI A an don't feel fabulou;s
  • This is re-donkey-donk.
  • This jaja get worse
  • It sucks to be me
  • Don't quite sbsbwb. Ewe has. this on YouTube!
  • Who‘ll be Buddy's buddy now?
  • I'm bwbwna anananqnqnq q q qmortified!
  • You 我的心理make me feel ugly!
  • We shall speak no more of this.
  • You're totes cray!
  • This couldn't get worse!
  • Disgusting, mucha弎?.
  • I'll never live this down.
  • This is appalling!
  • You're too many creative.
  • Don’t tell my mother.
  • Oh dear!shahahahahahqhbwbwbwa z s
  • I may change my name
  • My cheeks are burning!

ChampangeEdit

When you give Buddy champagne or wine he will get funny, and say these quotes.

  • Oh, what a cold time!

You got any more of that

  • I love you man.
  • Play it again, Sam.
  • I can grow a pile of cards.
  • Oh hey that's cold. I like that!
  • I got bubbles to cool my nose.
  • Don't be so cold!
  • I'd pop a corn for me!
  • That pops a corn for me
  • hd!
  • Bring it on [hiccup] (two versions)
  • Hey, that’s not good for me!
  • I really love you man!
  • Ooh, that's cold!
  • That's not good for me!
  • More, give me more!

Leaving The Little Rag-doll By HimselfEdit

These quotes appear exclusively when exiting the game.

  • Uh-uh
  • Hold on!(2version)
  • Stay just a little bit longer!
  • Won't you stay?
  • Pizza?
  • Must you go?
  • Boo!
  • Wrong!
  • Fight the power!
  • Coffee?
  • Is it something I said?
  • H
  • Fine, be that way!
  • Nein! (German way of
  • Alone a
  • Hey come on, stay a little bit longer!
  • Don’t leave me!

Shaking the deviceEdit

Buddy says these quotes when you shake the device when you play this game.

  • (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
  • Wowowowowwo Wwhat's goingng on?!
  • Wowowowowwo!
  • I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
  • I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like that!
  • Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  • Cataclysm!

ChokingEdit

When buddy is coughing in toxins, he will say these quotes

  • Beleleleleleleh that’s all folks! (Loony toons reference)
  • Ooowhehehecawcawcawcawcawcawcaw (Dying raven or crow)
  • heheheheheguhguhguhguhhayeeeeeeeeel (Choking on water?)
  • Ui!
  • Please stop: No, don’t!

Good guessEdit

  • Well, yes, but actually, no.
  • Good guess, but actually, no.
  • Okay dokay.
  • Wrong.
  • Please try again.
  • Not right, try again!
  • Son of a big bit, son of a big bit gun, hah, I would kick your butt, you thought I was saying that b word, but no.
  • No match!
  • Oh no, you are out of lives!
  • Life lost!
  • Oh wait, nonononono! Try again, good guess.
  • Grrrrrrrr...
  • Get me out of here...
  • I’m leaving the building!
  • All Right, that’s it, I’m leaving the building!
  • I felt fine.
  • Nope, I can go to a Toronto College. It’s in Canada.
  • Can I into nördic? (Polandball reference)

BankEdit

Buddy says these lines when you enter the bank.

  • Fork over some dough!
  • Don’t just stand there, and buy something!
  • Spend a buck!
  • I am a Buddyman!
  • Here is the origin.
  • Wake up, show me your money!
  • You won’t regret it.
  • Gimme, gimme, gimme.
  • That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
  • Get me.....this. 💰💰💰💰💰
  • C’mon, it’s just a buck!
  • Show me your wallet! (3 versions)
  • Show me the money!
  • Use a credit card!
  • C’mon, do it!
  • I’ll loan you the dough!
  • I’ll give you the money!
  • You can borrow the money from me!
  • Don’t be greedy!
  • I feel kudos!
  • Investy me!
  • Now it’s my turn to laugh!
  • Kudos!
  • Sell something, pal!
  • You won’t regret it!
  • Buy some fun!
  • This is the place you should be at!
  • Give me your money!
  • Give me the money!
  • Give me the dough!
  • Give me your dough!
  • MONEY IS POWER!
  • I hear it jingling!
  • It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
  • Put your money where my mouth is!
  • Nanananada Billion! (parody of Batman theme)
  • I need some cream!
  • Buddy needs a new pair of shoes!
  • Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!
  • Give me, give me, give me!
  • Death
  • Hu-uh!
  • Ulee!
  • Hoolp!
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