Contents
- 1 List of Quotes
- 1.1 Standby
- 1.2 Buddy Lucky Slots
- 1.3 Winning a prize
- 1.4 Opened the game
- 1.5 Not enough money
- 1.6 Kick The Buddy Extra Quotes
- 1.7 Bad item
- 1.8 Achievement
- 1.9 Wardrobe
- 1.10 Good items
- 1.11 Non-Looping Quotes
- 1.12 Looping Quotes
- 1.13 Tortured
- 1.14 Hot
- 1.15 Burning
- 1.16 Melting
- 1.17 Lava
- 1.18 When Embarrassed.
- 1.19 Stretching
- 1.20 Wet
- 1.21 Embarrassing Quotes
- 1.22 Champange
- 1.23 Leaving Buddy By Himself
- 1.24 Shaking the device
- 1.25 Choking
- 1.26 Good guess
- 1.27 Bank
- 1.28 Death
- 1.29 When you attack buddy with something sharp
- 1.30 Duddy Kicks the Buddy!
- 1.31 Hunger Items
- 1.32 Non-Looping Quotes
- 1.33 Looping Quotes
- 1.34 Quit the Game
List of Quotes[edit | edit source]
This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions.
(Based On The Original Edit By Bario (Bario Is A 3rd Male Name Of Dario But Its Much Rarer Then What You Thought) Circa Early 2012-Early 2014, Mid 2014–Mid 2017, Late 2017-Late 2020)
Standby[edit | edit source]
When you Stare At Buddy, He Will make These Quotes.
- Futurama is the best show I’ve ever seen
- 100M Bucks? Do You Want Them?
- You have never played tank stars before.
- I’m going down to South Park.
- Boring! (2 versions)
- Have we met? I’m Buddy.
- Hold the phone steady ? I wanna Snooze For a While
- Hold the phone steady please? I wanna Snooze For a While
- Hold the phone steady ? I’m so tired of hurting.
- Hold the phone steady please? I’m so tired of hurting.
- ITS A NEVER ENDING STORY! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
- WEIRDLY AWKWARD! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.) IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS HERE! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls again)
- Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
- I'm a pirate, arrr! Just kidding.
- Do you like playing games?
- (BURP) 'scuse me (2 Versions)
- (BURP) Oh Pardon Me
- Come on, hit me.
- Can I watch The X Files for a while?
- Can I watch Happy Tree Friends for a while?
- Can I watch 4CT Logo Bloopers for a while?
- Ladadadadaaaaa!
- Oh, like you needed that.
- Loser!
- Hah, loser!
- Stand back!
- I hear it jingling!
- I'm gonna go play a couple of your other iPhone games if that's OK. (If you have iPhone compatible games on your iOS device)
- So, whaddya wanna do?
- The X-Files.
- Happy Tree Friends.
- 4CT Logo Bloopers.
- Hold the phone steady, I‘m gonna take a bit of a nap!
- Can you hold the phone steady, I’m gonna snooze for a while.
- Hey, take your time!
- Steamboat Willie, Hoot hoot! (Reference to Mickey Mouse)
- Let's play Among Us instead.
- Hey, wipe off the screen, would ya?
- Have you been to the moon?
- Oooh, do you know anyone famous?
- I wish you would last forever.
- Matreshka. (2 versions)
- 6 + 3 = 9!
- (FART) oh 'scuse me.
- Don't get my box wet.
- I live in a box. (2 versions)
- Wanna trade places?
- Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do!
- You know any puppet modeling agencies?
- I'm gonna check some of your other apps, alright?
- I'm wrapped in darkness.
- This is rather peaceful.
- Babooshka!
- I want to see the basement in the Alamo!
- Hee, piyacho!
- Hey, it’s lonely in here.
- Mama told me not to come!
- Hey, hey, let’s get down to business!
- Polly, want a cracker?
- Nothing happens, and I actually like it.
- Can you take me toward the TV?
- Soooooo?
- That’s my world!
- I’m gonna pull myself together.
- Just call me Indiana, dundurunduuun! (Reference to the Indiana Jones movies)
- Ugh, it stinks like garbage in here!
- I like trains. (Reference to the asdfmovie i like trains kid)
- I'm a little tea pot short and stout dedeledede!
- Be careful, it's quite an old box.
- Fetch me some coffee, please.
- Pay attention to me!
- Anything I can read for a few minutes?
- Hey, give me an old token.
- Care to dance?
- Do you got rickrolled?
- Well well well.
- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (WAKE UP!)
- Hey, it’s time to hurt somebody!
- Hey, have you seen my frogs somewhere around here?
- Cyclops is my favorite X-Man!
- My grandpappy lives in a wodden box.
- I think this box is haunted.
- Where's the beef?
- (whistling)
- I don't know the caged bird sings. la la la la la!
- Mind if I tweet for a minute?
- Howdy doody is my hero.
- Want Some Tea & Crumpets?
- Want Some Ants in a Log?
- Team Jacob!
- Can You Uh Sleep In A TV Remote?
- Draw Your Bat. (Coming Soon)
- There We Go! (Coming Soon)
- Try Again. (Coming Soon)
Buddy Lucky Slots[edit | edit source]
When You Enter The Buddy Lucky Slots, He Will make These Quotes.
- Spin to win!
- Go for the gold!
- Let’s see you win, daddy-o!
- You can do it!
- DOLIODOLIDODOLIDO!
- Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’!
- Don’t you want a big prize?
- Come on, jackpot!
- You can WIN A LOT!!!!
- show me what you got!
- You Feeling Lucky?
- Think Win!
- Make it a good one!
- Big win!
- Get Some Creative!
- Beat The Machine!
- You can get lots from them slots!
- Rock those slots!
- Come on, come on, come on!
- We wanna pay off!
- Oh, this is gonna be a big one!
- Get the booty!
- Here it comes!!
- Easy as 1 2 3!
- High ruler!
- Come on Lucky Louie!
- Want to touch my rabbit foot?
- Win for me!
Winning a prize[edit | edit source]
When you Win A Prize, He Will Make These Quotes.
- Winner winner chicken finger! (Reference to PUBG)
- Winner over here!
- Ah yeah boys!
- Sweet!
- Rock on, party people!
- Aw yeah!
- Ah yeah!
- Yes sirree, bob!
- You won!!!
- You got (Random Number, Card Name)!
- Take that to the bank!
- Win on, buddy-bags!
- Alright yah hero!
- Yeah, baby, Yeah!
- I like it!
- So cool!
- You’re so cool!
- Super awesome!!
- JACKPOT!!
- That’s what I’m talking about!
- Scoop up those winnings!
- Oh-wee!
- That’s a big win!
- You got two magic fingers.
- Lucky you!!
- You go!
- You rock!
- Humpty Dumpty, here we are.
- You beat the machine!
Opened the game[edit | edit source]
When You Open The Game, He Will make These Quotes.
- Ribbit ribbit ribbit!
- Good morning world, Good morning friend, Good morning box!
- Boxy boxy boxy box- oh, hello!
- Here is my box land!
- Well look who's here, again.
- So, what brings you here?
- Welcome back to my box!
- Ooh, a visitor.
- We can play something, but don’t be rough.
- Welcome to my wacky world!
- Golly, I missed you.
- How long has it been!
- Now you are under my box choices and conception.
- Whatever you would like to do, I'm all for it!
- Mi casa, su casa.
- Welcome back to my box.
- Is that the cleaning lady?
- Mi box, su box!
- Well, I’m ready to get started!
- I'm buddy, Get ready to kick me!
- Hi, I’m Buddy, nice to meet ya.
- My box is yours my friend.
- Huh, did somebody call me?
- You got a strange look in your eye.
- Did someone call me?
- I will having my cards.
- You can hardly seen my scars anymore.
- Come on, let’s have some tea and biscuits.
- It's time to kick some buddy!
- At last we meet!
- Come on, beat me!
- Adventures await!
- Well of then start your kicking!
- Want to look like a nice energy drink?
- Free to the round in my box.
- Enjoy will be box will be found. Well, hello!
- Come enjoy my box with me!
- I'm buddy, Let the Kaos begin!
- A new friend is here!
Not enough money[edit | edit source]
When You Don’t Have Enough Money, He Will make These Quotes.
- Loser!
- Hah, loser!
- Oh, like you needed that!
- Make more money! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
- Do the math! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
- Get a calculator! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
Kick The Buddy Extra Quotes[edit | edit source]
When You See A KTB/KTBF Ad, He Will make These Quotes.
- Ha Gayyy (2 Versions, Second Version Seen In “LT Orion’s” Fake KTB Ad)
- You Suck
- Your Mom Is Fat
- You Loser!
- No Way You Can Kick Me
- Little Kid!
- Ha Ha
- You Hit Like My Mama
- Loser! (4 Versions)
- (FART) (I) Lick My Butt (Seen In “LT Orion’s” Fake KTB Ad)
- Your Mom Killed Herself (Seen In “LT Orion’s” Fake KTB Ad)
- WAGH (Seen In Kick The Buddy “Drawing” Ad)
- NEEOONE (Seen In Kick The Buddy “Customize Your Gun” Ad)
- African Kid! (Coming Soon)
Bad item[edit | edit source]
When You Choose A Bad Item, He Will make These Quotes.
- Um, no.
- Uhhhmm... NO!
- Don‘t post that on YouTube! (ShiitzMuffins Reference)
- Give peace a chance!
- Choose something else.
- That's not good.
- Oh, Nohpullme and blowmeaparte! (Napoleon Bonnaparte)
- Uhhh, put it back yeah, just put it back.
- you might wanna put that back.
- No, nonono. Not that.
- What are we doing now?
- Are you a Pisces?
- My, what big teeth you have!
- Do I look tasty?
- Spiky is too pointy and stings me! (From Smack That Gugl 1 and 2)
- I hate slugs!
- You have more?
- What’s that for?
- OK, I am on the roof right now!
- Let’s eat Doritos instead.
- Let’s travel to France instead.
- This is like an aquarium.
- Wrong fishie!
- Hey fishie!
- Whoopsie!
- That looks dangerous!
- Hey don't get cut! (2 versions)
- Are we going to play?
- That's exotic! (2 versions)
- That's kinda extreme! (3 versions)
- This is my home, not the Hurt Locker! (3 versions)
- That’s the wrong explosive. That kinda explodes bigger. Try something else, like F1 Grenade.
- Most people don't have those!
- That's not so shroud.
- You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
- I don't like sharp or hard things.
- I have bad feelings about this.
- You got neat things!
- What else is there?
- Do you have a dog?
- Is it that a bit much (3 versions)
- Looks good.
- Drop it, drop it!
- Be careful!
- No no no no no. (4 versions)
- Are you serious? (3 versions)
- Let's make noise. (3 versions)
- This won't end well. (3 versions)
- This looks bad. (3 versions)
- This is gonna leave a mark. (3 versions)
- no Kablam, Madam.
- Let's play make believe instead. (3 versions)
- I need a Bandage!
- It"s a yuppy guppy!
- Disarm now!
- Rest in pieces!
- I go to pieces!
- Oh brother! (3 versions; if you are a girl, say “Oh sister!”)
- We need to talk! (3 versions)
- It is already too hot in here? (3 versions
- Your a sea monster!
- Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. (new)
- I’m considering a career change. (new)
- i’m afraid (3 versions)
- May you get a milk instead!
- It’s cold!
- Swim out!
- Oh, that’s unusual.
- Rip out my box for good!
- Let's watch The X Files instead! (if it is a Explosive And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)
- Let’s watch Happy Tree Friends Instead! (if it is a Explosive And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)
- Let’s watch 4CT Logo Bloopers Instead! (if it is a Explosive And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)
- Watch out for coconut! (If it is a Explosives And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)
Achievement[edit | edit source]
When You Got The Achievement, He Will make These Quotes.
- Cool!
- Oh goodie!
- Oh greatest me!
- Huzzah!
- Whoopie!
- Woohoo!
- Hooray! (Coming soon)
- Yahoo! (Coming soon)
- Done (2 Versions, Coming soon)
Wardrobe[edit | edit source]
ATTENTION: for ages over 3
- I'm dressed to kill. (2 versions)
- I'm dressed to be killed. (2 versions)
- I’m looking dapper! (2 versions)
- Look at me, I look cool!
- Hello, gorgeous.
- oooooooh gorgeous!
- I make this suit look good! (2 versions)
- Got me some fine friends!
- Looking good! (2 versions)
- Looking good! but a little tight in my crotch.
- Who’s make the man?
- Hey, I looking cool!
- I looking cool!
Good items[edit | edit source]
These items give Buddyman a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something. who also made Kick the Buddy (2011).
Non-Looping Quotes[edit | edit source]
- So cool!
- You're so cool! (2 versions)
- Aw yeah! (3 versions)
- Wooooaaah yeah!
- I like it!
- Alright yah hero!
- Alright yah buddy!
- Splendid!
- Sweet!
- Yummy for my tummy! (If it is a food item)
- Is that for me? (If it is a food item)
- Food is good! (If it is a food item)
- I might vomit! (If it is a food item)
- Yum yum! (If it is a food item)
- Are those fresh? (If it is a food item)
- Is that organic? (If it is a food item)
- What’s that smell? (If it is a food item)
- It was? What was it?
- You like to share?
- Sharing is caring!
- Money well spent!
- Let’s see what we can do. (2 versions)
- Way to go!
- More, I want more!
- Thank you.
- Gee thanks!
- You’re the greatest!
- Now it looks good here! (2 versions)
- Just WOW!
- More, more!
- W, cool, W!
- The best money can buy!
- sell
Looping Quotes[edit | edit source]
- Good choice. Use that every time.
- Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
- Yeah, keep that.
- Um yeah that'll work.
- Excellent choice. (2 versions)
- I could life with that choice!
- Yeah that’ll work. That’ll work.
- Yeah, that‘ll work!
- Yeah, that’ll work, good choice, use that every time.
Tortured[edit | edit source]
These quotes appear if Buddy is being hurt by something. they got stolen by Playgendary, who made Kick The Buddy (2017), Bowmasters, and Despicable Bear, a rip off.
- Armageddon!
- Apocalypse!
- Medic!
- I feel nothing! (When getting cut)
- Die?
- Enough!
- Mama!
- Stop! (Weird blabbering noise)
- Help me! (2 versions)
- Oh, please stop! No please!
- I feel the Earth move under my feet! (Reference to the song of the same name) (certain Power of Gods weapons)
- Well, looks like it's doomsday! (certain Power of God’s weapons)
- I don’t get it!
- Oh my God!
- There will be a coffin dance when I'm dead...
- Eat that.
- I go onto YouTube!
- Give me give me give meeeeeeee!
- D’oh! (Possible reference to the Simpsons’ Homer ‘D’oh’ Simpson)
- *GAGGING NOISE*
- You're enjoying this aren't you!
- I can’t take this!
- This is very unstable.
- Are you kidding me?
- Uh-oh!
- Whoops!
- You’re too stabby!
- You‘ve been working out!
- Enough! (Blabbering Noises)
- Time out, time out!
- I'm seafood!
- Ouch, ooch, eech!
- That's not right!
- I can't take it!
- The pain!
- A school dropout!
- Cataclysm!
- Oh the pain! The pain!
- Bludgeon me instead!
- Don’t pop out my stuffing!
- Son of a bee sting!
- Starfish multiply when cut.
- This is not what I meant by being cut.
- The Buddy-O-Matic! It slices! It dices!
- Cut me outta here!
- Choppity-choppity-chop-chop!
- I don't need pruning!
- Incisions, incisions.
- Just a little off the top, please.
- I bought Band-Aids by the truckload.
- Sharp, sharp, sharp!
- I Chihuaua!
- I see stars.
- Truce, truce!
- I'm discombobulated!
- Putz is trying to catch balloons for the party then he hits a train. (Putz is from Dumb Ways to Die, certain Firearms weapons; Coming soon)
- Nevermind, the birds are getting angry.
- Time out!
- No, no, no!
- Laziness
- Gobbledygoop!
- Did you have rainbow?
- I'm unarmed!
- May you killing me?
- Quick! Attach that tombstone!
- Let's talk!
- I'm mashing my teeth!
- Phew!
- Read the directions!
- Zoinks!
- You're killing me!
- Ow!
- Directly and my sinuses.
- Ouch!
- Buddy angry!
- Catastrophe!
- Why is getting heavy.
- Stop please!
- Hey, Big shot. Get in here!
- Stop!
- Help!
- Nyyehh! (2 versions)
- What on Earth do I deserve that for?!
- Take me to Narnia!
- Mayday! Mayday!
- Rock and roll!
- I'm no match for you!
- Countdown fractures!
- No!
- Eep!
- It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions; a reference to the song of the same name)
- Oh, I'm doomed! There goes the sequel!
- God dandruff!
- Go to a shooting range!
- Bam!
- Shark week!
- Why is there no livery.
- I'm out!
- Smackdown!
- Smaptalk!
- Is that no best we can do!
- I’m out! I’M OUT!
- Think of your karma! (2 versions)
- Parking dogs!
- I feel like an pinata!
- I know a psychiatrist!
- Heavens to fancy.
- I’m dying!
- Wohohohoah!
- Wanna go to fisticuffs?
- Big happy thoughts!
- Hey give me rest of my Tyson! (A reference to the food company)
- Don’t!
- Nothing is safe!
- This is got the ending of lost.
- One size, It's all!
- Put down the haderade!
- Pointy nightmares.
- You have a minute or sprays.
- Buddy!
- I'm getting tenderize.
- This is worst then Nickelback!
- Such a scheme!
- I'm gonna hit the mat!
- Eeeeeeeeek!
- Okay, get a lot of you, skippy!
- Your a monster!
- i been caught in a fishing pole NOOO!
- I have the hospital in speed dial!
- Hey, enough!
- Professor, I’m being eaten!
- My tender stuffing!
- Beep.
- A little and over to the left.
- I wanna go to hot tub!
- Doink!
- Oui!
- There’s nothing secret!
- Owwy Kazowwy!
- And this is just a first round!
- Hey, Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
- Whammy!
- AAGH! (Eaten)
- Prick Prick Prick!
- Give me a warrior!
- Hahahaha, Ouch!
- Incisions, incisions!
- You're the queens by soul!
- i’m getting post traumatic stress disorder!
- Shoots and ladders!
- You miss this spot!
- That's a singer!
- Ow, ow, ow ow ow, ow!
- Get off me, Freddy! (Reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)
- Oof!
- Count to ten or I'll hide.
- Go back to the Bates Motel! (Reference to the film of the same name)
- My forcefield distilling!
- This is a slice of life.
- Another serving a punch please.
- Prick me, do I not bleed! (Reference to Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice)
- You're quite the gameplay aren't you?
- You will find my will under my box.
- I think I need a transfusion!
- Uncle Sam’s sneak by vinegar!
- May if you like soup!
- I'll never sleep again.
- Boom lakalakalakalaka!
- Cyborg Blue!
- I’m a pacifist!
- It feeis like the Hunger Games in here!
- Such smell treatment!
- (Laughing) (2 versions)
- I'm coming my warrior!
- Let us play Paper.io instead.
- Bop it, twist it, pull it! (Reference to the Bop it)here.
- Nice nuckel sandwich!
- Are you done yet? Didn't think so.
- Crying Noises
- Oh thats unusual.
- Oh Brother!
- Rest in pieces!
- This looks bad!
Hot[edit | edit source]
Burning[edit | edit source]
When He’s On Fire, He Will Make These Quotes.
- I'm burning!
- Stop, drop, and roll!
- You're a bad person!
- Why God, Why?
- Open a window!
- Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!? (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
- Siri, call the ambulance! (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
- Oh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
- What's wrong with you?!?
- This is terrible. (Coming Soon)
- Ugh, it also terribly burned me! (Coming Soon)
Melting[edit | edit source]
When Acid Is On Buddy’s Body, He Will Make These Quotes.
- I’m melting!
- You're a terrible person!
- I'm in a world of pain!
- Ugh, it also smells bad!
- This is bad!
- I can't feel anything!
- Make it stop!
- This is appalling!
Lava[edit | edit source]
This is what Buddy says, when you make him drown in lava.
- Ouch, ooch, eech, aach, o-ch!
- XXXXX
- Aewulb(ed!)
- Was I just thinking of something?
- Not a single tear is coming out of your eye!
- Heartbeat influence!
- Oh! The Statue of Liberty collapsed!
- you're a bad person!
- why god why!?
- Ouch!
- ooch!
- eech!
- aach!
- o-ch!
- Time out!
- I’m out, I’m out!
- Ow! Ouch!
- Buddy angry!
- No!
- You’re killing me!
- Pain in my head, pain in my limbs! Ow! I notice you in lava.
- I am trained in gorilla warfare.
- Oh, look at Captain Feathersword! (Reference to the character of The Wiggles)
- I cannot believe of what you did to me!!
- Stop this. We’re brothers. (If you are a girl, say Stop this. We’re sisters.)
- Oh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
- Siri, Where’s the nearest hospital?
- Stop Drop and Roll!
- D’oh! D’oh! Ah! (The Simpsons Reference)
- Pull out to the Bates Motel!
- FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR
- STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP
When Embarrassed.[edit | edit source]
When Buddy’s Is Embarrassed, He Will Make These Quotes.
- Don’t embarrass me!
- You embarrassed me!
- Don’t do that!
- Even Ninny Pushes The Red Button! (Ninny Is From Dumb Ways To Die)
Stretching[edit | edit source]
When You Stretch Him, He Will make These Quotes.
- I'm getting longer!
- I wasn't built to do this!
- Don't stretch me! (3 versions)
- (STRETCH)
- My neck!
- Hear me crunching?!
- Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
- Run to my home!
- I’m not Mr. Fantastic! (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
- What do you think!? I'm Silly Putty?!
- Oh, that’s better! (2 versions)
- Do I look taller now?
- My bones!
- Eowowow! (High-pitched)
- EwAAOAW! (High-pitched)
- Bwwwoah!
- Alalalalalrgh!
- Nyaaaaack............................
- I'm not happy that way!
- Oh I almost like that.
Wet[edit | edit source]
When He Gets Wet, He Will make These Quotes.
- Water, water everywhere! ( 2 versions )
- H2O no!
- Thanks, sunshine.
- Thank you, darling.
- Hey, you’re getting my clothes wet!
- You’re drowning me!
- I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
- Oh God!
- Blech!
- Ahh, I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
- I don’t like being wet!
- Yeah.
- Refreshingly sweet.
- Gargling (3 versions)
- Hey you’re getting me ALL WET!
Embarrassing Quotes[edit | edit source]
When You Use A Messy &/Dirty Item, He Will make These Quotes.
- Tell nobody of what you see.
- Don't look at me.
- Why would you think to do this?
- I don't feel fabulous!
- This is re-donkey-donk.
- It sucks to be me!
- Don't post that on YouTube!
- Who‘ll be Buddy’s buddy now?
- I'm mortified!
- You make me feel ugly!
- We shall speak no more of this.
- You're totes cray!
- This couldn't get worse!
- Disgusting, muchacho.
- I'll never live this down.
- This is appalling!
- You're too creative.
- Don’t tell my mother.
- Oh dear!
- I may change my name! Name:________________
- My cheeks are burning!
- Hey, Captain!
- Do you need a little bit of time out?
- I'm confused! Arrgh!
- You've killed me 2763 times, I've always been revived everyday! (2763 BFDI number)
- Shiver Me Timbers! (Pirate reference) (Coming soon)
- I may smash my cards right now. (Coming soon)
Champange[edit | edit source]
When Buddy Drinks Champange, He Will make These Quotes.
- You got any more of that?
- I love you man.
- Oh hey that's cold. I like that!
- I got bubbles to cool my nose
- Don't be so cold!
- I'd pop a corn for me!
- That pops a corn for me!
- Bring it on! (hiccup) (2 versions)
- Hey, that’s not good for me!
- I really love you man!
- Ooh, that's cold!
- More, gimme more!
- Stupid person!
- That kinda was beer. Do you? Yes or No. Say that. (mutes for 5 seconds)
- Oh. I heard you.
- I think it was yes.
- You’re totally right!
- I can’t believe it!
- That was beer!
- Poppy Wipey, Let us get a popsicle stick! (Coming soon)
Leaving Buddy By Himself[edit | edit source]
When You Leave Buddy Alone, He Will make These Quotes.
- Uh-uh!
- Ugh-ugh!
- Ah-ah!
- Hold on! (2 versions)
- Stay just a little bit longer!
- Won't you stay?
- Pizza? (3 versions)
- Come back! (2 versions)
- Must you go? (2 versions)
- Na-na-na-na-na!
- Wrong! (2 versions)
- Fight the power! (2 versions)
- Coffee?
- Is it something I said?
- Hey come on, Stick Around!
- Hey come on, stop leaving me! (upcoming quote)
- Fine, be that way! (2 version)
- Nein! (German way of saying “No!”)
- Alone again!
- Hey come on, stay a little longer!
- Don’t leave me!
- Hey, wait! (2 versions)
- Gosh!
- Hey, Boss! (2 versions)
- Where are you!? (Coming soon)
- Just come back! No! Don't leave me alone! I'm still gonna play with you, you're trying to beat me!!! Stop exiting and KICK ME AGAIN RIGHT NOW! I can't hear you! What are you waiting for? JUST COME BACK RIGHT NOW! (SHOUTS)
Shaking the device[edit | edit source]
When You Shake The Device, He Will make These Quotes.
- (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
- Wowowowowwo Wwhat's goingng on?! (If you shake too hard.)
- Wowowowowwo!
- Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
- I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
- I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like it!
- Apocalypse!
- It’s the end if the world as we know it! (2 versions)
Choking[edit | edit source]
When Buddy Is Choking On Toxins, He Will make These Quotes.
- Beleleleleleleh that’s all folks! (Looney Tunes Reference)
- Gibberish Choking Noises (3 versions)
- Ooowhehehecawcawcawca
- heheheheheguhguhguhguhhayeeeeeeeeel)
Good guess[edit | edit source]
When You Have A Good Guess, He Will make These Quotes.
- Well, yes, but actually, no.
- Good guess, but actually, no.
- Is it something wrong?
- Please try again.
- Not right, try again!
- Son of a big bit, son of a big bit gun, hah, I would kick your butt, you thought I was saying that b word, but no.
- No match!
- Oh fine yes that will work good guess!
- Oh no, you are out of lives!
- Life lost!
- Oh wait, nonononono! Try again, good guess.
- Grrrrrrrr...
- Get me out of here...
- I’m gonna get, My Singing Monsters
- I’m leaving the building!
- All Right, that’s it, I’m leaving the building!
- I felt fine.
- Yeah, Good Guess.
- Nope, I can go to Toronto College. It's in Canada.
- Can I into nördic? (Polandball reference)
Bank[edit | edit source]
When You Enter The Bank, He Will make These Quotes.
- Fork over some dough!
- Don’t just stand there, buy something!
- Spend a buck!
- C’mon, it’s just a buck!
- Show me your wallet! (3 versions)
- Give me some tokens to the Eiffel Tower!
- Show me the money!
- Use a credit card!
- C’mon, do it!
- I’ll loan you the dough!
- I’ll give you the money!
- Hey! Eraser! Eraser! (Reference to Pen on the very beginning of BFB)
- You can borrow the money from me!
- Don’t be greedy!
- I feel critters!
- Investy me!
- Now it’s my turn to laugh!
- Kudos!
- Sell something, pal!
- You won’t regret it!
- Buy some fun!
- This is the place you should be at!
- This is almost 100%.
- Give me your money!
- Give me the money!
- Give me the dough!
- Give me your dough!
- Money is power!
- I hear it jingling!
- I drown blood to kill Botch. (Botch is from Dumb Ways to Die)
- It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
- Put your money where my mouth is!
- Nanananada Billion! (parody of Batman theme)
- I need some cream!
- Buddy needs a new pair of shoes!
- Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!
- Gimme, gimme, gimme!
- I hadn’t told you to poke. (Coming soon)
Death[edit | edit source]
When buddy dies, he will make these quotes
- Hu-uh!
- Ulee!
- Hoolp!
- OW!
- Shutting Down!
When you attack buddy with something sharp[edit | edit source]
When Buddy Gets Sharped, He Will make These Quotes. (Most of his Quotes Are The Ones You’ve Already Seen.)
- Sharp sharp SHARP!
- Pointy nightmares!
- Get off me, Freddy!
- Choppity choppity chop chop!
- It's buddy-o-matic! It slices and dices!
- I don't like sharper hard things!
- I don't like sharp things.
- Just a little off the top, please.
- Prick me, do I not bleed!
- Incisions, incisions!
- Don't pop out my stuffing!
- Son of a bee sting!
Duddy Kicks the Buddy![edit | edit source]
When Buddy Gets Kicked By Duddy, He Will make These Quotes.
- That was really fun it didn't hurt at all!
- That was really soft and fluffy.
- Is that all you got?
Hunger Items[edit | edit source]
These Hunger Items give buddy a reaction. it's by choosing the foods category. these quotes make buddy want to eat something. who also make Kick The Buddy (2011)
Non-Looping Quotes[edit | edit source]
- I'm so hungry!
- Hungry?
- Feed Me!
- Gimme Food Already!
- Can i eat now?
- Can i have a beer?
- Can I Get Yummy Creepypasta Plz?
- Can i eat pizza? (if it is a food item)
- can i eat hungry pills? (if it is a food item)
- Can i eat hot dogs? (if it is a food item)
- Apple Pie! (if it is a food item)
- Apricot! (if it is a food item)
- Tomato! (if it is a food item)
- Pea Soup! (if it is a food item)
- Soda!
- Eggs!
- Toasty!
- Champagne!
- That Pops a corn for me!
- Bring On Again!
- Golden Nuggets For Me!
- Is it organic?
- sell
Looping Quotes[edit | edit source]
- *FART* Oh i'm gonna poop because i ate no stomach medicine!
- *Stomach Growls*
- *Stomach Noises* *BURP*
- *BURP* I Ate Too Much!
- Wow I'm Hungry!
- I Need Some Nutrition!
- Nutrition Facts! Calories Total Fat Cholesterol Sodium Total Carbohydrate/Carb. Fiber and Protein! (Which Are Nutrition Facts)
Quit the Game[edit | edit source]
When You Click The X Button in the PC Version of kick the buddy, He Will make These Quotes.
- Are You Sure You Want To Quit?
- If you sure you want to leave, click on me.
- If you don't wanna leave, click on buddybot.
- ( No showing up buddybot. ) Okay, Let’s Play Some More.
- ( Yes showing up buddy. ) Okay, See You Later!