Quote List

List of QuotesEdit

First created: March 2, 2019

Last edited: October 29, 2019

Re-edited: November 10, 2019

This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions.

StandbyEdit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says in the game when nothing has happened

• You’ve never played Tank Stars before.
• Futurama is the best show I’ve ever seen.
• I‘m going down to South Park.
• Have we met? I’m Buddy.
• Bo-ring! (2 versions)
• Did somebody call me?
• Weirdly awkward! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.) I’m bouncing off the walls here!
• Bake sooner
• AKA
• LOL
• Can you count to a million by yourself?
• Well, well, well!
• Finish me. Hey, do you need to hurt me? Hey, it’s time to hurt somebody! Great work, Charlie!
• Tell me your favorite haiku.
• You want some ants on a log.
• Would you like some tea and crumpets?
• So that thing is, am I checking your E-mail?
• Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
• YOU BEAT THE MACHINE!
• Do you like playing games?
• I'm a pirate, arrr! just kidding.
• Let's see what we can do!
• I like what you rest bro.
• Wet wep wip wup Buddyman boo.
• Do my feet look fat?
• Tyron Spaces’s ooze.
• I am not a DRAGON!
• I‘m thinking of a number between 1 and 10 billion.
• Do you like me?
• (BURPING) X cuse me?
• Do you wonder what my back of the head looks like?
• I think I could use a puppet set!
• Do you have my Buddyphone number?
• Take your time, I ain’t no rush.
• You are fired.
• Can I watch Robocar Poli for a while? (Obvious Robocar Poli Cartoon Reference)
• My stuffing feels weird!
• Tomcannon has population of 70,000 people.
• Where’s the beef?
• I like it when the cage bird sings. Lalalalala!
• You can hold the phone steady, so I can take a rest for while!
• Polly want a cracker!
• Can I watch The X Files for a while? (Obvious X Files reference) 2
• May I watch the Super Wings for a while? (Obvious Super Wings Cartoon Reference)
• Kew kew ka-chew!
• My box smells.
• I'm gonna go play a couple of your iPhone games if that's okay. (If you have iPhone compatible games on your iOS device)
• So, whadda you wanna do?
• Woah, guess what I found in your hard drive!
• I think this box is haunted.
• Cyclops is my favorite X-man! (Reference to X-Men
• I like big boxes that I can’t deny!
• Noenifa Donatito!
• Mind if I catch a nap here? Kraft Magga! 5
  • blows bubble gum*
• I’d twiddle my fingers if I had fingers. (Kick the Buddyman doesn’t have this due to the fact Buddy has fingers)
• Hold the phone steasy so I could take a bit of a nap.
• Can you hold the phone so I could take a snooze for a while?
• I’m actually filled with cotton candy
• Wipe off the screen, would ya!
• Have you been to the moon?
• Ooh do you know anyone famous?
• You got a strange look in your eye.
• I wish it would last forever.
• Burps* Oh, pardon me. (Excuse me.)
• Matreshka. (2 versions)
• Farts* 'scuse me.
• Don't get my box wet.
• Take me on down to Grandma Pickles Farm.
• It's a never ending story! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
• I live in a box. (2 versions) 1
• I was thinking of becoming a DJ.
• You’re plotting something, aren’t you?
• You know any puppet modeling agencies?
• I'm gonna check some of the other apps, All Right?
• I'm wrapped in darkness.
• Psstt, I am fine.
• Uhh, I’d catch a snooze if I’d like, I’m fine.
• This is rather peaceful.
• I wish my box was a boat.
• Hee, piyacho!
• Bim bam boom bop.
• Can I get Netflix and YouTube?
• Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.(Reference to the song of the same name)
• Knock, knock...boo...don’t cry it’s only me.
• Can you get me an MP3 player?
• Team Jacob!
• ¡Vamanos!
• If I had fingers, the things I can do.
• My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
• Sounds like I keep using this box.
• Mind if I tweet for a minute?
• Babooshka!
• Mama told me not to come.
• Hey, hey, let’s get down to business!
• I actually like elevator music.
• My girl Peppy lived in a wooden box.
• A man’s box in his castle.
• Polly, want a cracker?
• Nothing happens, and I actually like it.
• Mi casa, su casa.
• Soooooo? 3
• Just call me Indiana, dundurunduuun! (Reference to the Indiana Jones movies)
• Ugh, it stinks like garbage in here.
• I-I uh uhm..don’t come in here.
• Lotsa man singalong!
• High or silver!
• I’m thinking of something like a pertury oil.
• Is the chowder fried already?
• Snack time! (EATING) Nom nom nom!
• I’m gonna run out with some snacks.
• Excuse me, what time is it?
• I'm a little tea pot short and stout dedeledede!
• all aboard!
• Be careful, it's quite an old box.
• That’s a little high you maybe?
• I have a high pocket collection.
• www.chillfleet.com
• Go to the hij! (3 versions)
• I love my son.
• Decisions, and more, decisions.
• Come on, take my stuff now!
• Psssttt! Want some extra free stuff?
• Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do!
• Im going to pull myself together.
• Hey take your time.
• 4! (Coming soon)
• 8! (Coming soon)
• 11! (Coming soon)
• 18! (Coming soon)
• 24! (Coming soon)
• 33! (Coming soon)
• 45! (Coming soon)
• Can I go to soldiers camp for a while? (Coming soon)
• Went to Walmart? (Coming soon)
• Going to Cartoon Network hotel in the summer? (Coming soon)
• Do you like McDonald’s so much? (Coming soon)
• Your games must be rated high! (Coming soon)
• Went to Chuck E Cheese’s? (Coming soon)
• UGGA MUGGA! (Daniel Tiger‘s Neighborhood reference) (Coming soon)
• Come on, watch The Wiggles with us. (The Wiggles reference; coming soon)
• I can call you Greg, Anthony, Murray or Jeff. (The Wiggles names that he said; coming soon)
• Look around you. (Coming soon)
• The second version of do you like playing games is coming soon
• There is a dead end near you. (Coming soon)
• Let‘s do Pringles time! (Coming soon)
• The broken track. (Coming soon)
• AWREH! (Coming soon)
• QPISW! (Coming soon)
• HAPYU! (Coming soon)
• WSAQI! (Coming soon)
• DOUDD! (Coming soon)
• Wait, is there a good thing? (Coming soon)
• Wait, is there a bad thing? (Coming soon)
• Wait, is there a simple thing? (Coming soon)
• Wait, is there a great thing? (Coming soon)
• This is a pleasure. (Coming soon)
• Come to give a warm hug. (Coming soon)

Winning a prize Edit

He says these quotes if you win a prize.

• Winner winner chicken finger! (Reference to PUPG)
• Ah yeah boys!!
• Sweet!
• Rock on, party people!
• Aw yeah!
• Ah yeah!
• You’re Soree Bob! (reference to Spongebob)
• You won!!!
• Take that to the bake!
• Win on, buddy-bags!
• Alright yah buddy!
• Yeah, baby, Yeah!
• So cool!
• You’re so cool!
• Super awesome!!
• JACKPOT!!
• That’s what I’m talking about!
• Scoop up those winnings!
• Win over here!
• Oh-wee!
• That’s a big win!
• You got the magic fingers.
• Lucky you!!
• You go!
• You rock!
• You beat the machine!
• 🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟🎟!

LostEdit

This is what he will say when you lose.

• Hah, loser!
• South Park!
• Hahahahaha!
• C’mon, do it! C’mon, do it!
• No.
• Nineteen!
• He must not kill me!
• Ya lose! Hahahahahahaha!
• UPGRADE!!
• #SORRYNOTSORRY please!

Opened the gameEdit

This is a list of quotes that Buddy says when the game is opened:

• Good morning world. Good morning friend. Good morning box.
• Boxy boxy boxy box oh, wello!
• Well look who's here, again.
• So what brings you here?
• Ooh, a visitor.
• We can play something but don’t be rough.
• Welcome to my wacky world!
• Have you gone to South Park before?
• How long has it been?
• Now you are under my box choices and conception.
• Whatever you would like to do, I'm all for it!
• Mi casa, su casa.
• Welcome back to my box!
• Is that the cleaning lady?
• Mi box, su box!
• Well I’m ready to get started!
• When You Open The Game For The First Time:
• Hey, I'm Buddy, I'm here to save you from boredom! (only from Kick the Buddy and Buddy Kick 2)
• Hi, I’m Buddy, nice to meet ya.
• My box is yours my fiend.
• Hey, I’m Buddy, Get Ready To Train Me!
• Golly I missed you
• Here is my box land.
• Feel free to roam around my box.

Not enough money Edit

When you have do not have enough money, Buddy will be rude or talk crap to you.

• Loser!
• Hah, loser!
• Hahahahahaha!
• Oh, like you needed that.
• The numbers don’t lie!
• Make more money!
• Do the math!
• Get a calculator!
• Watch a video for gold!
• Hi, I’m Buddyman, stop calling me dude!

Bad itemEdit

Some items have Buddy react scared.

• I'd rather watch South Park than be beaten up by this!
• Uh, no.
• Please Play Pou! (Crying) Please! Pretty Please! (If you have Pou on your smartphone or tablet)
• Uhhhmm... NO!
• Give things a chance!
• Choose something else.
• That's not good.
• Oh, NOhPullMeAnd Blowne(me)Aparte! (Napoleon Bonnaparte)
• Uhhh, put them back yeah, just put it back.
• No, nonono. Not that.
• What are we doing now?
• I Might go and let you watch Pou if you don’t have enough Gold! (If you don’t have enough gold or if you have Pou on Your smartphone or tablet)
• Doy doy doy doy doy, Cake At Stake!
• Nah, no no no. Not that.
• Might wanna put that back.
• Are you a Pisces?
• My, what big teeth you have
• Do I look tasty?
• I hate slugs!
• You have more?
• What’s that for?
• This is like an aquarium.
• Wrong fishie!
• its gonna be me all over
• Hey fishie!
• Whoopsie!
• That looks dangerous!
• Hey don't get cut!
• Are we going to play?
• Ofe! (2011 version)
• That's exotic!
• That's kinda extreme!
• Hey this is my home, not the hurt locker!
• Most people don't have those!
• That's not so shroud.
• You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
• I don't like sharp or hard things.
• I have bad feelings about this.
• You got neat things!
• What else is there?
• Do you have a dog?
• Looks good.
• Drop it, drop it!
• No no no no no.
• Are you serious?
• Let's make noise.
• This won't end well.
• This looks bad.
• This is gonna leave a mark.
• Well kablam madam.
• Hey Siri, do not fall on a cliff! (If you have Siri on iOS Device)
• Hey Siri, what’s up? (If you have Siri on your iOS Device)
• Let's play make believe instead.
• I need a Band-Aid!
• Disarm now!
• Rest in pieces!
• I go to pieces!
• Oh brother.
• We need to talk.
• It is already too hot in here?
• Your a sea monster!
• Is it that a bit much?
• Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. (new)
• I’m considering a career change. (new)
• SWIM out

Achievement for KILLING BUDDY.Edit

• Woo hoo hoo hoo!
• Cool!
• Oh goodie!
• Oh greatest me!
• Huzzah!
• Whoopie!
• Woohoo!

• I'm dressed to kill.
• I'm dressed to be killed!
• Fancy!
• I am looking dapper!
• Old School is cool!
• Hey, I’m looking cool!
• Hello, gorgeous.
• oooooooh gorgeous!
• I make this suit look good!
• Got me some fine friends!
• Looking good!
• Looking good, I gotta type my crotch.
• Who’s make the man?

Buddy lucky Slots (iOS only)Edit

• Spin to win!
• Go for the gold!
• Let’s see you win, daddy-o!
• You've got this!
• DOLIODOLIDODOLIDODO!
• Rolling rolling rolling!
• Think Win!
• Be The Machine!
• You can win lots from them slots!
• Rock those slots!
• Come on, come on, come on!
• We wanna pay off!
• Oh, this is gonna be a big one!
• Get the booty!
• Here it comes!!

Good itemsEdit

These items give Buddy a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something.

Non looping quotes all along over buddy smartEdit

• So cool!
• You're so cool!
• Aw yeah!
• Wooooaaah yeah!
• I like it!
• Alright yah hero!
• Alright yah buddy!
• Splendid!
• Sweet!
• That’s what I’m talking about!
• Gimme, gimme, gimme!
• Yummy for my tummy? (If it is a food item)
• Is that for me? (If it is a food item)
• Food is good! (If it is a food item)
• I might vomit! (If it is a food item)
• Yum yum! (If it is a food item)
• Are those fresh? (If it is a food item)
• Is that an organic? (If it is a food item)
• What’s that smell? (If it is a food item)
• You like to share?
• Sharing is caring!
• Money well spent!
• Let’s see what we can do.
• Way to go!
• More, I want more!
• Thank you.
• Chay thanks!
• You’re the greatest!
• Now it looks good here! (2 versions)
• Just WOW!
• More, more!
• W, cool, W!
• The best money can buy!

Looping quotesEdit

• Good choice. Use that every time.
• Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
• Yeah, keep that.
• Um yeah that'll work.
• Excellent choice! ( 2 versions )
• Money well spent!
• Way to go!
• Yeah that‘ll work.

TorturedEdit

These quotes appear if Buddy is being hurt by something. Also they got stolen by Playgendary, who also made Kick The Buddy (2017), Bowmasters, & Despicable Bear, a rip off.

• Pardon me!
• Tin tin!

• STAY THERE, YOU STAY THERE! STAY THERE, YOU STAY THERE! STAY THERE, YOU STAY THERE! 5097
• Momma!
• Help me!
• I am dizzy too!
• BUTTER BOY, CREAM, AND WIGGLE CREAM
• SPAWN ME!
• Okey-dokey, please stop!
• Just hey, syhydhwyhdwyhwydhudncwhndcuhnudisxjbwiqsjbxqsxjibsbjiqqxqxsjibxiqsbjqsxibjbjisqxjbsjxbsjxsbxjsbxjsbxjsxbjsbxjsbxjbsx!
• Even Kenny's deaths aren't as scary as this. (Kenny is from South Park)
• I'm Pippi Longstocking!
• I hope your battery dies.
• Even Eric Cartman isn't as bad as this! (Eric Cartman is from South Park)
• Oh, please stop! No please!
• Please stop! Please stop!
• Stop....plehghuyehyuhhraaa!!!
• I feel the earth move under my feet! (Reference to the song of the same name)
• I don’t get it!
• Oh my God!
• Shnw stop!
• D’oh! (Possible reference to the Simpsons’ Homer Simpson)
• Can I watch a sitcom instead?
• GAGGING NOISE* “Aewaulb(ed)!”
• I can’t take this!
• Mind if I tweet for a minute?
• Are you kidding me?
• You‘ve been working out!
• ENOUGH! WeeblyBleHabableah! [weird blabbering noise]
• Well, oh, that’s gonna leave a mark!
• Mama told me not to come.
• Put down that haterade!
• Time out, time out!
• Ohh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
• I'm seafood!
• Ouch, ooch, eech!
• You'll never get my YouTube password!
• You'll never get my Netflix password!
• You watch YouTube too much.
• You’re a bad person.
• You shitass!
• Smackdown!
• You've got issues!
• Patriot!
• That's not right.
• I have the hospital on speed dial!
• Hey, hey, let's get down to business!
• I'm not under warranty!
• Santa won't like this!
• I can't take it!
• I'm being tenderized.
• My therapist said no.
• The pain!
• There is no light!
• Cataclysm!
• Oh the pain! The pain!
• Compound fractures!
• Son of a bee sting!
• Starfish multiply when cut.
• Buddyman needs medic, it slices and dices!
• Cut me outta here!
• I feel like a piñata!
• And this is just the first round!
• Is that the best you can do?
• You're enjoying this, aren't you?
• In a million years!
• Truce, truce!
• Time out!
• Catastrophe
• You are not UNARMED.
• No, no, no!
• Don't do it!
• Don't hurt me!
• I'm unarmed!
• Read the directions!
• Are ya done yet! Didn't think so!
• I think I got a boo-boo!
• I think I swallowed a tooth!
• You're killing me!
• Ow!
• Ouch!
• I have a bunch of band-aids in the truck!
• Do you know any organ donors?
• Buddy angry!
• Tell the X-ray room to stand by.
• Zoinks!
• Stop please!
• Stop!
• Help!
• I thought we were friends, remember!
• Ok, get it all out, ya skippy.
• That's a singer!
• Call animal control!
• Isn't your finger getting tired?
• A little higher to the left, please.
• A little lower to the left.
• Just a little off the top, please.
• Sacre Bleu!
• Sunny beaches!
• Nyyehh!
• Nice knuckle sandwich!
• I'm gonna hit the mat!
• You hit like my mama!
• You missed a spot!
• Oh, the pain!
• Think happy thoughts!
• What on earth do I deserve that for?!
• Well, looks like it's doomsday!
• Mayday! Mayday!
• Such maltreatment!
• Rock and roll!
• I'm no match for you!
• Buddy hurt!
• It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions; a reference to the song of the same name)
• You're a terrible person!
• I see a pretty, bright light!
• Oh I'm doomed, there goes the sequel!
• Man down!
• Imma going senseless!
• I'm out!
• I’m out! I’M OUT!
• Stop torturing me!
• I don't have any secrets!
• Think of your karma! (certain explosives weapons)
• I know a psychiatrist!
• Apocalypse!
• Nothing is safe!
• That hurts like what!
• I'm telling!
• Oh, the Earth moved for me.
• Close it, you're killing me!
• This is worse than Nickelback!
• Let's talk!
• Take me to Narnia!
• Heavens to Betsy!
• Shit!
• I'm sure it was expired yesterday.
• Whammy!
• The end is here!
• This is not what I meant by being cut!
• Pointy nightmares.
• This is like the ending of Lost!
• Armageddon!
• Skulls & Crossbones!
• Medic! (Team Fortress 2 Reference)
• Buddy!
• Such a scheme!
• Ofe! (2011 version)
• Eeeeeeeeek!
• Your a monster!
• Professor, I’m being eaten!
• Beep.
• Doink!
• I wanna go to the hot tub!
• Objection!
• Another serving of punch, please, I need notes!
• There’s nothing secret!
• Hey, Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
• AAGH! [Eaten]
• That's not right.
• Hey, give it a rest, my tisent!
• I call the hospital on speed dial!
• Buddy's broze!
• I’m a pacifist!
• Prick Prick Prick!
• Incisions, incisions!
• Get off me, Freddy! (Reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)
• Go back to the Bates Motel! (Reference to the film of the same name)
• You're quite the Beyblade, aren't you!
• I don't need pruning!
• This is a slice of life.
• Choppity, choppity, chop chop!
• Prick me, do I not bleed! (Reference to Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice)
• Uncle Scamp's snake bite venom!
• I think I need a transfusion!
• I'm getting post-traumatic stress disorder!
• I'll never sleep again. (certain explosives weapons)
• Do you know how to apply a tourniquet?
• Go to a shooting range!
• This looks bad.
• Rest in pieces!
• Are you serious?
• Oh brother.
• Oh thats unusual. (new)
• I can’t feel anything!
  • CRYING NOISES* Ehohohohoooobohoo!
• You watch way too much creepypasta! (Coming soon)
• Monday rocks, Friday sucks. (Coming soon)
• Oh my god! They killed Buddy around the world
• Let’s watch Handy Manny instead. (Reference to Disney’s Handy Manny show; coming soon)
• Blaze The Blade! (Coming soon)
• you’re a dumb person

HotEdit

BurningEdit

• I'm burning!
• Stop, drop, and roll!
• Why, God, why?!?!?!?
• You're a bad person.
• Open a window!
• Oh my god! It burns more than South Park's Kenny McCormick!
• Heaven to Betsy! (new)
• Whammie!
• Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!? (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
• Siri, call the ambulance! (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
• Ohh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
• What's wrong with you?!?

MeltingEdit

• I'M MELTING!!!!!!
• This Is Bad.!
• Nononono!
• You're a terrible person!
• Ugh it also smells bad.
• I'm in a world of pain!
• I can't feel anything!
• MAKE THAT STOP
• Give me, give me, give me!

Lava Edit

This is what Buddy say when you put him deep in lava. Coming soon.

• Ouch, ooch, eech, aach, o-ch!
• Aewulb(ed!)
• Hire mechanic?
• Was I just thinking of something?
• Look out, comets shipped below.
• Stop terminating my account!
• Not a single tear is coming out of your eye!
• Oh god!
• There is clutter!
• Ew, why are you putting me in some heat source?
• Doomsday!
• Loser, come on, prank!
• Wire the crank!
• Gimme, gimme, gimme!
• I hope you see Battle For Dream Island.
• You’re a satanic person!
• I am now calling 911 now!
• I am now calling 911 on my phone to help!
• (floor is lava))
• Please help
•  !
• Please come to Brazil!
• Huehuehuebrbrbrbr!
• Aewouhyieower!
• You steal all of my candy!
• You steal some candy, give them back!
• Give the candies back!
• I freaking love yoU!
• I think you’re wrong!
• Brutal!
• Whoops, computer crashed!
• I am saty ing here for a safer wether.
• Ice ice ice ice!
• Let go to Bates motel.
• Forever!
• Give me!
• A minute!.
• You fail!
• what?
• ever!
• Don’t burn me!
• I can get to Canada! H!
• Land off, land on.
• Free lander!
• No bit of a doom!
• Wait, time out!
• {}!
• Fatal!
• You lose!
• Brats are prats.
• Nonononononono!
• Oh why god no!
• Oh, God, No!!!
• im no match for you!
• This is terrible!
• That’s not good.
• Choose something else!
• No, no, no, no, not that.
• That’s no good!
• ¡Méxicoooooo!
• Umm, no.
• It’s Karaoke!
• Might wanna put that back.
• Help me!
• Umm, put that back, yeah, just put that back.
• I am sensei!
• You ended my box-land.
• Please put the code back.
• Things should not end soon!
• I have cancer!
• Confusion, confusion everywhere.
• Stop it’n.
• Please no!
• Mountain Dew is burning!
• Same to you.
• It seems like you’re gonna kick me in the face!
• Hear me crunching?! Hmm?!
• Buddy hopes you satisfied!
• Blow of steam, bud!
• Don’t you try to kill me?
• Gone with the wind!
• Please go to the Bates Motel
• I’m on fire!
• It’s clobber time!
• You racist?
• Hey, Mr. Kicker!
• Hi, I’m Buddy, not victim!
• I don’t wanna be kicked right now!
• Give me my heart back!
• Ohh, my cheeks are burning!
• Give me a smile and candies!
• Let Buddyman play!
• Am I a toy for you? Oh... yes, I am a rag doll...
• Perfect kill! Yay! Wait, is that a bad thing?
• Be there - beware!
• I keep moving on!
• Task failed, successfully! Yay! Wait, is that a bad thing?
• What the...?!
• You know how to bring the pain!
• Worst nightmare!
• After such a shake-up I just wanna relax and drink tea!
• I am raising my hands.
• I am burned to kill.
• I am burned to be killed.
• How Oh no!
• Go to your friend’s house.
• You are burning the dough.
• I am ignoring you.
• What could be worse than this?
• Holla back to the Bates Motel right now.
• Tide goes in, tide goes out.
• This is my home not the hurt locker!
• Only you can eat my food.
• I will take your order and I will eat your food.
• Pringles is what you eat.
• How can you look in my eyes after that?
• What? You are gonna get Doritos instead?
• What?
• I think I won’t sleep this night.
• You meanie!!
• Don’t do it!
• Stop, you‘re hurting me!
• Holy cow! Enough is enough!
• Time out! 4, 20.
• Are you crazy?
• I’m serious, enough!
• Stop! Stop! Stop!
• Stop it!
• I hope you get stung by a bee.
• I will not like you.
• I don't like you.
• I totally don’t like you.
• This guy is a monster!
• I dislike lava traps!
• By the way, Vagan, You’re fired!! (Killer Bean reference)
• Who are you? A monster?
• YOU’RE FIRED!!
• Go to a range.
• AAAUUGHHH!
• Buddies!
• Buddyman!
• I am in lava, NO!
• Oh no...
• This matters.
• We determine you do not have the Book of Mormon!
• Stop it please.
• You suck!
• Son of a cussing cuss word!! (Team Fortress 2 reference)
• Sweet mother of god!
• What on earth, man!
• This guy is gross.
• I am projecting my NO onto this.
• Oh god. Oh god.
• NAAAAT!
• NYIIIT!
• AHHHG!
• AEORIUERYAEROI!
• u wot m8?
• Oh god please.
• I want a Band-Aid!
• Let’s play with Legos instead.
• I wasn’t even built to do this!
• What is even wrong with you?!?
• What in the actual goddamn hell even is wrong with you?!?
• Satanic weird balbazaar!
• Get me out of here.
• If you get the fire truck you can get the fire out!
• I will regret this!
• WEEEHRR!
• ENOUGH! HablyKawHareYuHareahUi! (weird blabbering noise)
• AlrOUCH!
• Kick my piñata and get some free candy!
• Beat me up.
• Ofeofeofeofe!
• We are in Paris!
• Are you CRAZY?
• Hey, dude! Stop it!
• This pain is killing me!
• Take your fingers off me!
• Have you played too much video games?
• Hey, enough!
• And is that all you can do?
• Why do you need this?
• Don’t hurt me!
• Stop torturing me!
• I think that’s not for me!
• Hurts soooo much!
• NO WAR!
• I’ll be offended!
• Go pick on someone your own size!
• It hurts a lot!
• I’m not a Terminator!
• I’m a ripoff!
• Put your fingers away from the display!
• I’ll die and you’re gonna be alone!
• I’m sick!
• All the pain has sausages!
• Come on, spank me!
• Lets just play!
• Oh... Stop it! don’t smash that guitar!
• The piano destruction.
• The trumpet is a Jesus Christ
• Is that all that you got?
• I’m getting the money back from you.
• No.
• Nooooooohloou!
• I’m melting in lava!
• DAAAAAAAH!!
• Ouch!
• Ooch!
• Eech!
• Aach!
• O-ch!
• Yikes! Ouch!
• This feels bad.
• You really are a bad person.
• Ugh, it also melts me bad.
• Ugh.
• Bad!
• Careful.
• Help me!
• GAAAH! (6 versions)
• A clown!
• I am trained in gorilla warfare.
• I cannot believe of what you did to me!!
• Stop this. We’re brothers. (If you are a girl, say Stop this. We’re sisters.)
• FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!!!!!!
• Oh no stop it Oh god why no no no!
• I don’t care!
• Siri, that couldn’t be!
• This is giving me a post-traumatic stress disorder!
• I’m getting disqualifies to me!
• Oh my God!
• What the is this?
• What is wrong with this pizza?
• AAGH! Ooh, that might be a toughness cookie. AAGH!!
• EEGH!
• You’re a tough person!!!
• The feeling is just fine…
• The feeling is good…
• AGHHHH!
• NAAARGHH!!
• Sweet Jesus Mary and Joseph!
• Oh dang it.
• Ah poop.
• What are you waiting for?
• I am confused.
• Why would you think to put me in something like this?
• I am not gonna love you so much.
• Killer!
• Lava is not the best.
• Fire is everywhere!
• coca cola
• I don’t need pruning! I need notes.
• You are nothing but a crack.
• Freeze!
• Lava cuts me.
• I don’t like burning things.
• I DON’T LIKE BURNING OR MELTING THINGS!!
• Heart is broken.
• We’ll try again tomorrow, man.
• You are not my bull.
• You may kill a bull.
• You are all Griffin, not bull.
• Hey person!
• AHHHHGGGGHGHGH!!
• Code 3! Code 3! (Reference to Spider Man Movie)
• Please tell us!
• That is just fine. Nah, not really,
• Its payday, but its mayday!
• That is good, but not approved, yet.
• Cool not cool.
• #SORRYNOTSORRY please!
• #MAKEBELIEVE please!
• Apologize for being rude to me!
• Nothing is amid beside me!
• I learn how to play golf myself.
• Thanks, you’re killing me!
• I teach to drive.
• I now destruct home!
• Right NOW!
• Maybe you choose something else right now.
• Thank you!
• The best money can buy!
• You‘re the greatest!
• Just WOW!
• Now it looks good here.
• Sharp!
• My limbs are burning!
• What is wrong with this hot dog?

When embarrassed:

• Don’t embarrass me!
• You embarrassed me!
• Dont do that!
• Even Ninny Pushes The Red Button! (Ninny Is From Dumb Ways To Die.)

StretchingEdit

If you pull on a limb, Buddy can say.

• I'm getting longer!
• I wasn't built to do this!
• Don't stretch me! (3 versions)
• My neck!
• Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
• (STRETCH)
• No!
• Eep!
• I’m not Mr. Fantastic! (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
• What do you think I am, Silly Putty?!
• Do I look taller now?
• My bones!
• Eowowow! (High-pitched)
• EwAAOAW (High-Pitched)
• Bwwwoah!
• Alalalalalrgh!
• I'm not happy that way!

WetEdit

• Water, water everywhere!
• H2 oh no!
• Thanks, sunshine.
• Thank you, darling.
• Hey, youre get my clothes wet!
• You’re drowning me!
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• Oh God!
• Blech!
• Ahh, I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
• Yeah.
• %£٤٣ sweet.
• Gurgling noises* “Gourblagurble-(A)-Gurble!“ (3 versions)
• Hey youre getting me all wet!

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Embarrassing QuotesEdit

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• Tell no one of what yoTW u see.
• Tell nobodys of what you see.
• Dongs look at me.
• Dheyedccuybwewgxd
• 11mhaqh
• Why would SXS you think to do this?
• GhsgtswvI A an don't feel fabulou;s
• This is re-donkey-donk.
• This jaja get worse
• It sucks to be me
• Don't quite sbsbwb. Ewe has. this on YouTube!
• Who‘ll be Buddy's buddy now?
• I'm bwbwna anananqnqnq q q qmortified!
• You 我的心理make me feel ugly!
• We shall speak no more of this.
• You're totes cray!
• This couldn't get worse!
• Disgusting, mucha弎？.
• I'll never live this down.
• This is appalling!
• You're too many creative.
• Don’t tell my mother.
• Oh dear!shahahahahahqhbwbwbwa z s
• I may change my name
• My cheeks are burning!

ChampangeEdit

When you give Buddy champagne or wine he will get funny, and say these quotes.

• Oh, what a cold time!

You got any more of that

• I love you man.
• Play it again, Sam.
• I can grow a pile of cards.
• Oh hey that's cold. I like that!
• I got bubbles to cool my nose.
• Don't be so cold!
• I'd pop a corn for me!
• That pops a corn for me
• hd!
• Bring it on [hiccup] (two versions)
• Hey, that’s not good for me!
• I really love you man!
• Ooh, that's cold!
• That's not good for me!
• More, give me more!

Leaving The Little Rag-doll By HimselfEdit

These quotes appear exclusively when exiting the game.

• Uh-uh!
• Ugh-Ugh!
• Hold on! (2 Versions)
• Stay just a little bit longer!
• Won't you stay?
• Pizza? (3 Versions)
• Come Back! (2 versions)
• Must you go?
• Boo!
• Wrong!
• Fight the power!
• Coffee?
• Is it something I said?
• no don’t Leave ME Please!!!
• Fine, be that way!
• Nein! (German way of Saying No)
• Alone again!
• Hey come on, stay a little bit longer!
• Don’t leave me!

Shaking the deviceEdit

Buddy says these quotes when you shake the device when you play this game.

• (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
• Wowowowowwo Wwhat's goingng on?!
• Wowowowowwo!
• I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
• I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like that!
• Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
• Cataclysm!

ChokingEdit

When buddy is coughing in toxins, he will say these quotes

• Beleleleleleleh that’s all folks! (Loony toons reference)
• Ooowhehehecawcawcawcawcawcawcaw (Dying raven or crow)
• heheheheheguhguhguhguhhayeeeeeeeeel (Choking on water?)
• Ui!
• Please stop: No, don’t!

Good guessEdit

• Well, yes, but actually, no.
• Good guess, but actually, no.
• Okay dokay.
• Wrong.
• Please try again.
• Not right, try again!
• Son of a big bit, son of a big bit gun, hah, I would kick your butt, you thought I was saying that b word, but no.
• No match!
• Oh no, you are out of lives!
• Life lost!
• Oh wait, nonononono! Try again, good guess.
• Grrrrrrrr...
• Get me out of here...
• I’m leaving the building!
• All Right, that’s it, I’m leaving the building!
• I felt fine.
• Nope, I can go to a Toronto College. It’s in Canada.
• Can I into nördic? (Polandball reference)

BankEdit

Buddy says these lines when you enter the bank.

• Fork over some dough!
• Don’t just stand there, and buy something!
• Spend a buck!
• I am a Buddyman!
• Here is the origin.
• Wake up, show me your money!
• You won’t regret it.
• Gimme, gimme, gimme.
• That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
• Get me.....this. 💰💰💰💰💰
• C’mon, it’s just a buck!
• Show me your wallet! (3 versions)
• Show me the money!
• Use a credit card!
• C’mon, do it!
• I’ll loan you the dough!
• I’ll give you the money!
• You can borrow the money from me!
• Don’t be greedy!
• I feel kudos!
• Investy me!
• Now it’s my turn to laugh!
• Kudos!
• Sell something, pal!
• You won’t regret it!
• Buy some fun!
• This is the place you should be at!
• Give me your money!
• Give me the money!
• Give me the dough!
• Give me your dough!
• MONEY IS POWER!
• I hear it jingling!
• It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
• Put your money where my mouth is!
• Nanananada Billion! (parody of Batman theme)
• I need some cream!
• Buddy needs a new pair of shoes!
• Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!
• I Need Money! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰