Quote List

List of Quotes

This is a complete list of quotes that Buddy says. Some are exclusive to different versions.

(Based On The Original Edit By Bario (Bario Is A 3rd Male Name Of Dario But Its Much Rarer Then What You Thought) Circa Early 2012-Early 2014, Mid 2014–Mid 2017, Late 2017-Late 2020)

Standby

When you Stare At Buddy, He Will make These Quotes.

• Futurama is the best show I’ve ever seen
• 100M Bucks? Do You Want Them?
• You have never played tank stars before.
• I’m going down to South Park.
• Boring! (2 versions)
• Have we met? I’m Buddy.
• Hold the phone steady ? I wanna Snooze For a While
• Hold the phone steady please? I wanna Snooze For a While
• Hold the phone steady ? I’m so tired of hurting.
• Hold the phone steady please? I’m so tired of hurting.
• ITS A NEVER ENDING STORY! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.)
• WEIRDLY AWKWARD! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls.) IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS HERE! (Followed by mouth sound effects and running on the walls again)
• Ooh, nice fingers you got there.
• I'm a pirate, arrr! Just kidding.
• Do you like playing games?
• (BURP) 'scuse me (2 Versions)
• (BURP) Oh Pardon Me
• Come on, hit me.
• Can I watch The X Files for a while?
• Can I watch Happy Tree Friends for a while?
• Can I watch 4CT Logo Bloopers for a while?
• Ladadadadaaaaa!
• Oh, like you needed that.
• Loser!
• Hah, loser!
• Stand back!
• I hear it jingling!
• I'm gonna go play a couple of your other iPhone games if that's OK. (If you have iPhone compatible games on your iOS device)
• So, whaddya wanna do?
• The X-Files.
• Happy Tree Friends.
• 4CT Logo Bloopers.
• Hold the phone steady, I‘m gonna take a bit of a nap!
• Can you hold the phone steady, I’m gonna snooze for a while.
• Hey, take your time!
• Steamboat Willie, Hoot hoot! (Reference to Mickey Mouse)
• Let's play Among Us instead.
• Hey, wipe off the screen, would ya?
• Have you been to the moon?
• Oooh, do you know anyone famous?
• I wish you would last forever.
• Matreshka. (2 versions)
• 6 + 3 = 9!
• (FART) oh 'scuse me.
• Don't get my box wet.
• I live in a box. (2 versions)
• Wanna trade places?
• Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do!
• You know any puppet modeling agencies?
• I'm gonna check some of your other apps, alright?
• I'm wrapped in darkness.
• This is rather peaceful.
• Babooshka!
• I want to see the basement in the Alamo!
• Hee, piyacho!
• Hey, it’s lonely in here.
• Mama told me not to come!
• Hey, hey, let’s get down to business!
• Polly, want a cracker?
• Nothing happens, and I actually like it.
• Can you take me toward the TV?
• Soooooo?
• That’s my world!
• I’m gonna pull myself together.
• Just call me Indiana, dundurunduuun! (Reference to the Indiana Jones movies)
• Ugh, it stinks like garbage in here!
• I like trains. (Reference to the asdfmovie i like trains kid)
• I'm a little tea pot short and stout dedeledede!
• Be careful, it's quite an old box.
• Fetch me some coffee, please.
• Pay attention to me!
• Anything I can read for a few minutes?
• Hey, give me an old token.
• Care to dance?
• Do you got rickrolled?
• Well well well.
• Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (WAKE UP!)
• Hey, it’s time to hurt somebody!
• Hey, have you seen my frogs somewhere around here?
• Cyclops is my favorite X-Man!
• My grandpappy lives in a wodden box.
• I think this box is haunted.
• Where's the beef?
• (whistling)
• I don't know the caged bird sings. la la la la la!
• Mind if I tweet for a minute?
• Howdy doody is my hero.
• Want Some Tea & Crumpets?
• Want Some Ants in a Log?
• Team Jacob!
• Can You Uh Sleep In A TV Remote?
• Draw Your Bat. (Coming Soon)
• There We Go! (Coming Soon)
• Try Again. (Coming Soon)

Buddy Lucky Slots

When You Enter The Buddy Lucky Slots, He Will make These Quotes.

• Spin to win!
• Go for the gold!
• Let’s see you win, daddy-o!
• You can do it!
• DOLIODOLIDODOLIDO!
• Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’!
• Don’t you want a big prize?
• Come on, jackpot!
• You can WIN A LOT!!!!
• show me what you got!
• You Feeling Lucky?
• Think Win!
• Make it a good one!
• Big win!
• Get Some Creative!
• Beat The Machine!
• You can get lots from them slots!
• Rock those slots!
• Come on, come on, come on!
• We wanna pay off!
• Oh, this is gonna be a big one!
• Get the booty!
• Here it comes!!
• Easy as 1 2 3!
• High ruler!
• Come on Lucky Louie!
• Want to touch my rabbit foot?
• Win for me!

Winning a prize

When you Win A Prize, He Will Make These Quotes.

• Winner winner chicken finger! (Reference to PUBG)
• Winner over here!
• Ah yeah boys!
• Sweet!
• Rock on, party people!
• Aw yeah!
• Ah yeah!
• Yes sirree, bob!
• You won!!!
• You got (Random Number, Card Name)!
• Take that to the bank!
• Win on, buddy-bags!
• Alright yah hero!
• Yeah, baby, Yeah!
• I like it!
• So cool!
• You’re so cool!
• Super awesome!!
• JACKPOT!!
• That’s what I’m talking about!
• Scoop up those winnings!
• Oh-wee!
• That’s a big win!
• You got two magic fingers.
• Lucky you!!
• You go!
• You rock!
• Humpty Dumpty, here we are.
• You beat the machine!

Opened the game

When You Open The Game, He Will make These Quotes.

• Ribbit ribbit ribbit!
• Good morning world, Good morning friend, Good morning box!
• Boxy boxy boxy box- oh, hello!
• Here is my box land!
• Well look who's here, again.
• So, what brings you here?
• Welcome back to my box!
• Ooh, a visitor.
• We can play something, but don’t be rough.
• Welcome to my wacky world!
• Golly, I missed you.
• How long has it been!
• Now you are under my box choices and conception.
• Whatever you would like to do, I'm all for it!
• Mi casa, su casa.
• Welcome back to my box.
• Is that the cleaning lady?
• Mi box, su box!
• Well, I’m ready to get started!
• I'm buddy, Get ready to kick me!
• Hi, I’m Buddy, nice to meet ya.
• My box is yours my friend.
• Huh, did somebody call me?
• You got a strange look in your eye.
• Did someone call me?
• I will having my cards.
• You can hardly seen my scars anymore.
• Come on, let’s have some tea and biscuits.
• It's time to kick some buddy!
• At last we meet!
• Come on, beat me!
• Adventures await!
• Well of then start your kicking!
• Want to look like a nice energy drink?
• Free to the round in my box.
• Enjoy will be box will be found. Well, hello!
• Come enjoy my box with me!
• I'm buddy, Let the Kaos begin!
• A new friend is here!

Not enough money

When You Don’t Have Enough Money, He Will make These Quotes.

• Loser!
• Hah, loser!
• Oh, like you needed that!
• Make more money! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
• Do the math! (Unavailable for grand prix element)
• Get a calculator! (Unavailable for grand prix element)

Kick The Buddy Extra Quotes

When You See A KTB/KTBF Ad, He Will make These Quotes.

• Ha Gayyy (2 Versions, Second Version Seen In “LT Orion’s” Fake KTB Ad)
• You Suck
• Your Mom Is Fat
• You Loser!
• No Way You Can Kick Me
• Little Kid!
• Ha Ha
• You Hit Like My Mama
• Loser! (4 Versions)
• (FART) (I) Lick My Butt (Seen In “LT Orion’s” Fake KTB Ad)
• Your Mom Killed Herself (Seen In “LT Orion’s” Fake KTB Ad)
• WAGH (Seen In Kick The Buddy “Drawing” Ad)
• NEEOONE (Seen In Kick The Buddy “Customize Your Gun” Ad)
• African Kid! (Coming Soon)

Bad item

When You Choose A Bad Item, He Will make These Quotes.

• Um, no.
• Uhhhmm... NO!
• Don‘t post that on YouTube! (ShiitzMuffins Reference)
• Give peace a chance!
• Choose something else.
• That's not good.
• Oh, Nohpullme and blowmeaparte! (Napoleon Bonnaparte)
• Uhhh, put it back yeah, just put it back.
• you might wanna put that back.
• No, nonono. Not that.
• What are we doing now?
• Are you a Pisces?
• My, what big teeth you have!
• Do I look tasty?
• Spiky is too pointy and stings me! (From Smack That Gugl 1 and 2)
• I hate slugs!
• You have more?
• What’s that for?
• OK, I am on the roof right now!
• Let’s eat Doritos instead.
• Let’s travel to France instead.
• This is like an aquarium.
• Wrong fishie!
• Hey fishie!
• Whoopsie!
• That looks dangerous!
• Hey don't get cut! (2 versions)
• Are we going to play?
• That's exotic! (2 versions)
• That's kinda extreme! (3 versions)
• This is my home, not the Hurt Locker! (3 versions)
• That’s the wrong explosive. That kinda explodes bigger. Try something else, like F1 Grenade.
• Most people don't have those!
• That's not so shroud.
• You wanna get a milkshake instead hmm?
• I don't like sharp or hard things.
• I have bad feelings about this.
• You got neat things!
• What else is there?
• Do you have a dog?
• Is it that a bit much (3 versions)
• Looks good.
• Drop it, drop it!
• Be careful!
• No no no no no. (4 versions)
• Are you serious? (3 versions)
• Let's make noise. (3 versions)
• This won't end well. (3 versions)
• This looks bad. (3 versions)
• This is gonna leave a mark. (3 versions)
• no Kablam, Madam.
• Let's play make believe instead. (3 versions)
• I need a Bandage!
• It"s a yuppy guppy!
• Disarm now!
• Rest in pieces!
• I go to pieces!
• Oh brother! (3 versions; if you are a girl, say “Oh sister!”)
• We need to talk! (3 versions)
• It is already too hot in here? (3 versions
• Your a sea monster!
• Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. (new)
• I’m considering a career change. (new)
• i’m afraid (3 versions)
• May you get a milk instead!
• It’s cold!
• Swim out!
• Oh, that’s unusual.
• Rip out my box for good!
• Let's watch The X Files instead! (if it is a Explosive And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)
• Let’s watch Happy Tree Friends Instead! (if it is a Explosive And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)
• Let’s watch 4CT Logo Bloopers Instead! (if it is a Explosive And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)
• Watch out for coconut! (If it is a Explosives And/Or Cold Weapons item, Coming soon)

Achievement

When You Got The Achievement, He Will make These Quotes.

• Cool!
• Oh goodie!
• Oh greatest me!
• Huzzah!
• Whoopie!
• Woohoo!
• Hooray! (Coming soon)
• Yahoo! (Coming soon)
• Done (2 Versions, Coming soon)

Wardrobe

ATTENTION: for ages over 3

• I'm dressed to kill. (2 versions)
• I'm dressed to be killed. (2 versions)
• I’m looking dapper! (2 versions)
• Look at me, I look cool!
• Hello, gorgeous.
• oooooooh gorgeous!
• I make this suit look good! (2 versions)
• Got me some fine friends!
• Looking good! (2 versions)
• Looking good! but a little tight in my crotch.
• Who’s make the man?
• Hey, I looking cool!
• I looking cool!

Good items

These items give Buddyman a good reaction. Some of them loop over time replacing the standby quotes. Some can also be the quotes from buying something. who also made Kick the Buddy (2011).

Non-Looping Quotes

• So cool!
• You're so cool! (2 versions)
• Aw yeah! (3 versions)
• Wooooaaah yeah!
• I like it!
• Alright yah hero!
• Alright yah buddy!
• Splendid!
• Sweet!
• Yummy for my tummy! (If it is a food item)
• Is that for me? (If it is a food item)
• Food is good! (If it is a food item)
• I might vomit! (If it is a food item)
• Yum yum! (If it is a food item)
• Are those fresh? (If it is a food item)
• Is that organic? (If it is a food item)
• What’s that smell? (If it is a food item)
• It was? What was it?
• You like to share?
• Sharing is caring!
• Money well spent!
• Let’s see what we can do. (2 versions)
• Way to go!
• More, I want more!
• Thank you.
• Gee thanks!
• You’re the greatest!
• Now it looks good here! (2 versions)
• Just WOW!
• More, more!
• W, cool, W!
• The best money can buy!
• sell

Looping Quotes

• Good choice. Use that every time.
• Oh fine yes that'll work. Good choice.
• Yeah, keep that.
• Um yeah that'll work.
• Excellent choice. (2 versions)
• I could life with that choice!
• Yeah that’ll work. That’ll work.
• Yeah, that‘ll work!
• Yeah, that’ll work, good choice, use that every time.

Tortured

These quotes appear if Buddy is being hurt by something. they got stolen by Playgendary, who made Kick The Buddy (2017), Bowmasters, and Despicable Bear, a rip off.

• Armageddon!
• Apocalypse!
• Medic!
• I feel nothing! (When getting cut)
• Die?
• Enough!
• Mama!
• Stop! (Weird blabbering noise)
• Help me! (2 versions)
• Oh, please stop! No please!
• I feel the Earth move under my feet! (Reference to the song of the same name) (certain Power of Gods weapons)
• Well, looks like it's doomsday! (certain Power of God’s weapons)
• I don’t get it!
• Oh my God!
• There will be a coffin dance when I'm dead...
• Eat that.
• I go onto YouTube!
• Give me give me give meeeeeeee!
• D’oh! (Possible reference to the Simpsons’ Homer ‘D’oh’ Simpson)
• *GAGGING NOISE*
• You're enjoying this aren't you!
• I can’t take this!
• This is very unstable.
• Are you kidding me?
• Uh-oh!
• Whoops!
• You’re too stabby!
• You‘ve been working out!
• Enough! (Blabbering Noises)
• Time out, time out!
• I'm seafood!
• Ouch, ooch, eech!
• That's not right!
• I can't take it!
• The pain!
• A school dropout!
• Cataclysm!
• Oh the pain! The pain!
• Bludgeon me instead!
• Don’t pop out my stuffing!
• Son of a bee sting!
• Starfish multiply when cut.
• This is not what I meant by being cut.
• The Buddy-O-Matic! It slices! It dices!
• Cut me outta here!
• Choppity-choppity-chop-chop!
• I don't need pruning!
• Incisions, incisions.
• Just a little off the top, please.
• I bought Band-Aids by the truckload.
• Sharp, sharp, sharp!
• I Chihuaua!
• I see stars.
• Truce, truce!
• I'm discombobulated!
• Putz is trying to catch balloons for the party then he hits a train. (Putz is from Dumb Ways to Die, certain Firearms weapons; Coming soon)
• Nevermind, the birds are getting angry.
• Time out!
• No, no, no!
• Laziness
• Gobbledygoop!
• Did you have rainbow?
• I'm unarmed!
• May you killing me?
• Quick! Attach that tombstone!
• Let's talk!
• I'm mashing my teeth!
• Phew!
• Read the directions!
• Zoinks!
• You're killing me!
• Ow!
• Directly and my sinuses.
• Ouch!
• Buddy angry!
• Catastrophe!
• Why is getting heavy.
• Stop please!
• Hey, Big shot. Get in here!
• Stop!
• Help!
• Nyyehh! (2 versions)
• What on Earth do I deserve that for?!
• Take me to Narnia!
• Mayday! Mayday!
• Rock and roll!
• I'm no match for you!
• Countdown fractures!
• No!
• Eep!
• It's the end of the world as we know it! (2 versions; a reference to the song of the same name)
• Oh, I'm doomed! There goes the sequel!
• God dandruff!
• Go to a shooting range!
• Bam!
• Shark week!
• Why is there no livery.
• I'm out!
• Smackdown!
• Smaptalk!
• Is that no best we can do!
• I’m out! I’M OUT!
• Think of your karma! (2 versions)
• Parking dogs!
• I feel like an pinata!
• I know a psychiatrist!
• Heavens to fancy.
• I’m dying!
• Wohohohoah!
• Wanna go to fisticuffs?
• Big happy thoughts!
• Hey give me rest of my Tyson! (A reference to the food company)
• Don’t!
• Nothing is safe!
• This is got the ending of lost.
• One size, It's all!
• Put down the haderade!
• Pointy nightmares.
• You have a minute or sprays.
• Buddy!
• I'm getting tenderize.
• This is worst then Nickelback!
• Such a scheme!
• I'm gonna hit the mat!
• Eeeeeeeeek!
• Okay, get a lot of you, skippy!
• Your a monster!
• i been caught in a fishing pole NOOO!
• I have the hospital in speed dial!
• Hey, enough!
• Professor, I’m being eaten!
• My tender stuffing!
• Beep.
• A little and over to the left.
• I wanna go to hot tub!
• Doink!
• Oui!
• There’s nothing secret!
• Owwy Kazowwy!
• And this is just a first round!
• Hey, Hannibal, let's watch cartoons instead!
• Whammy!
• AAGH! (Eaten)
• Prick Prick Prick!
• Give me a warrior!
• Hahahaha, Ouch!
• Incisions, incisions!
• You're the queens by soul!
• i’m getting post traumatic stress disorder!
• Shoots and ladders!
• You miss this spot!
• That's a singer!
• Ow, ow, ow ow ow, ow!
• Get off me, Freddy! (Reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)
• Oof!
• Count to ten or I'll hide.
• Go back to the Bates Motel! (Reference to the film of the same name)
• My forcefield distilling!
• This is a slice of life.
• Another serving a punch please.
• Prick me, do I not bleed! (Reference to Shakespear's The Merchant of Venice)
• You're quite the gameplay aren't you?
• You will find my will under my box.
• I think I need a transfusion!
• Uncle Sam’s sneak by vinegar!
• May if you like soup!
• I'll never sleep again.
• Boom lakalakalakalaka!
• Cyborg Blue!
• I’m a pacifist!
• It feeis like the Hunger Games in here!
• Such smell treatment!
• (Laughing) (2 versions)
• I'm coming my warrior!
• Let us play Paper.io instead.
• Bop it, twist it, pull it! (Reference to the Bop it)here.
• Nice nuckel sandwich!
• Are you done yet? Didn't think so.
• Crying Noises
• Oh thats unusual.
• Oh Brother!
• Rest in pieces!
• This looks bad!

Burning

When He’s On Fire, He Will Make These Quotes.

• I'm burning!
• Stop, drop, and roll!
• You're a bad person!
• Why God, Why?
• Open a window!
• Siri, where’s the nearest hospital?!?!?!? (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
• Siri, call the ambulance! (If you have Siri on your iOS device)
• Oh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
• What's wrong with you?!?
• This is terrible. (Coming Soon)
• Ugh, it also terribly burned me! (Coming Soon)

Melting

When Acid Is On Buddy’s Body, He Will Make These Quotes.

• I’m melting!
• You're a terrible person!
• I'm in a world of pain!
• Ugh, it also smells bad!
• This is bad!
• I can't feel anything!
• Make it stop!
• This is appalling!

Lava

This is what Buddy says, when you make him drown in lava.

• Ouch, ooch, eech, aach, o-ch!
• XXXXX
• Aewulb(ed!)
• Was I just thinking of something?
• Not a single tear is coming out of your eye!
• Heartbeat influence!
• Oh! The Statue of Liberty collapsed!
• you're a bad person!

• why god why!?
• Ouch!
• ooch!
• eech!
• aach!
• o-ch!
• Time out!
• I’m out, I’m out!
• Ow! Ouch!
• Buddy angry!
• No!
• You’re killing me!
• Pain in my head, pain in my limbs! Ow! I notice you in lava.
• I am trained in gorilla warfare.
• Oh, look at Captain Feathersword! (Reference to the character of The Wiggles)
• I cannot believe of what you did to me!!
• Stop this. We’re brothers. (If you are a girl, say Stop this. We’re sisters.)
• Oh, my biscuits are burning! (Yosemite Sam reference)
• Siri, Where’s the nearest hospital?
• Stop Drop and Roll!
• D’oh! D’oh! Ah! (The Simpsons Reference)
• Pull out to the Bates Motel!
• FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR
• STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP

When Embarrassed.

When Buddy’s Is Embarrassed, He Will Make These Quotes.

• Don’t embarrass me!
• You embarrassed me!
• Don’t do that!
• Even Ninny Pushes The Red Button! (Ninny Is From Dumb Ways To Die)

Stretching

When You Stretch Him, He Will make These Quotes.

• I'm getting longer!
• I wasn't built to do this!
• Don't stretch me! (3 versions)
• (STRETCH)
• My neck!
• Hear me crunching?!
• Oh thanks, my back feels better now!
• Run to my home!
• I’m not Mr. Fantastic! (Reference to the Fantastic Four)
• What do you think!? I'm Silly Putty?!
• Oh, that’s better! (2 versions)
• Do I look taller now?
• My bones!
• Eowowow! (High-pitched)
• EwAAOAW! (High-pitched)
• Bwwwoah!
• Alalalalalrgh!
• Nyaaaaack............................
• I'm not happy that way!
• Oh I almost like that.

Wet

When He Gets Wet, He Will make These Quotes.

• Water, water everywhere! ( 2 versions )
• H2O no!
• Thanks, sunshine.
• Thank you, darling.
• Hey, you’re getting my clothes wet!
• You’re drowning me!
• I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
• Oh God!
• Blech!
• Ahh, I’m being liquidated! (2 versions)
• I don’t like being wet!
• Yeah.
• Refreshingly sweet.
• Gargling (3 versions)
• Hey you’re getting me ALL WET!

Embarrassing Quotes

When You Use A Messy &/Dirty Item, He Will make These Quotes.

• Tell nobody of what you see.
• Don't look at me.
• Why would you think to do this?
• I don't feel fabulous!
• This is re-donkey-donk.
• It sucks to be me!
• Don't post that on YouTube!
• Who‘ll be Buddy’s buddy now?
• I'm mortified!
• You make me feel ugly!
• We shall speak no more of this.
• You're totes cray!
• This couldn't get worse!
• Disgusting, muchacho.
• I'll never live this down.
• This is appalling!
• You're too creative.
• Don’t tell my mother.
• Oh dear!
• I may change my name! Name:________________
• My cheeks are burning!
• Hey, Captain!
• Do you need a little bit of time out?
• I'm confused! Arrgh!
• You've killed me 2763 times, I've always been revived everyday! (2763 BFDI number)
• Shiver Me Timbers! (Pirate reference) (Coming soon)
• I may smash my cards right now. (Coming soon)

Champange

When Buddy Drinks Champange, He Will make These Quotes.

• You got any more of that?
• I love you man.
• Oh hey that's cold. I like that!
• I got bubbles to cool my nose
• Don't be so cold!
• I'd pop a corn for me!
• That pops a corn for me!
• Bring it on! (hiccup) (2 versions)
• Hey, that’s not good for me!
• I really love you man!
• Ooh, that's cold!
• More, gimme more!
• Stupid person!
• That kinda was beer. Do you? Yes or No. Say that. (mutes for 5 seconds)
• Oh. I heard you.
• I think it was yes.
• You’re totally right!
• I can’t believe it!
• That was beer!
• Poppy Wipey, Let us get a popsicle stick! (Coming soon)

Leaving Buddy By Himself

When You Leave Buddy Alone, He Will make These Quotes.

• Uh-uh!
• Ugh-ugh!
• Ah-ah!
• Hold on! (2 versions)
• Stay just a little bit longer!
• Won't you stay?
• Pizza? (3 versions)
• Come back! (2 versions)
• Must you go? (2 versions)
• Na-na-na-na-na!
• Wrong! (2 versions)
• Fight the power! (2 versions)
• Coffee?
• Is it something I said?
• Hey come on, Stick Around!
• Hey come on, stop leaving me! (upcoming quote)
• Fine, be that way! (2 version)
• Nein! (German way of saying “No!”)
• Alone again!
• Hey come on, stay a little longer!
• Don’t leave me!
• Hey, wait! (2 versions)
• Gosh!
• Hey, Boss! (2 versions)
• Where are you!? (Coming soon)
• Just come back! No! Don't leave me alone! I'm still gonna play with you, you're trying to beat me!!! Stop exiting and KICK ME AGAIN RIGHT NOW! I can't hear you! What are you waiting for? JUST COME BACK RIGHT NOW! (SHOUTS)

Shaking the device

When You Shake The Device, He Will make These Quotes.

• (blubbering) Heyyyyy! Stoooooppp!
• Wowowowowwo Wwhat's goingng on?! (If you shake too hard.)
• Wowowowowwo!
• Nyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
• I-I-I-I-I'm gonna be sick.
• I-I-I-I-I-I-I don’t like it!
• Apocalypse!
• It’s the end if the world as we know it! (2 versions)

Choking

When Buddy Is Choking On Toxins, He Will make These Quotes.

• Beleleleleleleh that’s all folks! (Looney Tunes Reference)
• Gibberish Choking Noises (3 versions)
• Ooowhehehecawcawcawca
• heheheheheguhguhguhguhhayeeeeeeeeel)

Good guess

When You Have A Good Guess, He Will make These Quotes.

• Well, yes, but actually, no.
• Good guess, but actually, no.
• Is it something wrong?
• Please try again.
• Not right, try again!
• Son of a big bit, son of a big bit gun, hah, I would kick your butt, you thought I was saying that b word, but no.
• No match!
• Oh fine yes that will work good guess!
• Oh no, you are out of lives!
• Life lost!
• Oh wait, nonononono! Try again, good guess.
• Grrrrrrrr...
• Get me out of here...
• I’m gonna get, My Singing Monsters
• I’m leaving the building!
• All Right, that’s it, I’m leaving the building!
• I felt fine.
• Yeah, Good Guess.
• Nope, I can go to Toronto College. It's in Canada.
• Can I into nördic? (Polandball reference)

Bank

When You Enter The Bank, He Will make These Quotes.

• Fork over some dough!
• Don’t just stand there, buy something!
• Spend a buck!
• C’mon, it’s just a buck!
• Show me your wallet! (3 versions)
• Give me some tokens to the Eiffel Tower!
• Show me the money!
• Use a credit card!
• C’mon, do it!
• I’ll loan you the dough!
• I’ll give you the money!
• Hey! Eraser! Eraser! (Reference to Pen on the very beginning of BFB)
• You can borrow the money from me!
• Don’t be greedy!
• I feel critters!
• Investy me!
• Now it’s my turn to laugh!
• Kudos!
• Sell something, pal!
• You won’t regret it!
• Buy some fun!
• This is the place you should be at!
• This is almost 100%.
• Give me your money!
• Give me the money!
• Give me the dough!
• Give me your dough!
• Money is power!
• I hear it jingling!
• I drown blood to kill Botch. (Botch is from Dumb Ways to Die)
• It’s not about the money, it’s about the game!
• Put your money where my mouth is!
• Nanananada Billion! (parody of Batman theme)
• I need some cream!
• Buddy needs a new pair of shoes!
• Go ahead, it’s burning a hole in your pocket!
• Gimme, gimme, gimme!
• I hadn’t told you to poke. (Coming soon)

Death

When buddy dies, he will make these quotes

• Hu-uh!
• Ulee!
• Hoolp!
• OW!
• Shutting Down!

When you attack buddy with something sharp

When Buddy Gets Sharped, He Will make These Quotes. (Most of his Quotes Are The Ones You’ve Already Seen.)

• Sharp sharp SHARP!
• Pointy nightmares!
• Get off me, Freddy!
• Choppity choppity chop chop!
• It's buddy-o-matic! It slices and dices!
• I don't like sharper hard things!
• I don't like sharp things.
• Just a little off the top, please.
• Prick me, do I not bleed!
• Incisions, incisions!
• Don't pop out my stuffing!
• Son of a bee sting!

Duddy Kicks the Buddy!

When Buddy Gets Kicked By Duddy, He Will make These Quotes.

• That was really fun it didn't hurt at all!
• That was really soft and fluffy.
• Is that all you got?

Hunger Items

These Hunger Items give buddy a reaction. it's by choosing the foods category. these quotes make buddy want to eat something. who also make Kick The Buddy (2011)

Non-Looping Quotes

• I'm so hungry!
• Hungry?
• Feed Me!
• Gimme Food Already!
• Can i eat now?
• Can i have a beer?
• Can I Get Yummy Creepypasta Plz?
• Can i eat pizza? (if it is a food item)
• can i eat hungry pills? (if it is a food item)
• Can i eat hot dogs? (if it is a food item)
• Apple Pie! (if it is a food item)
• Apricot! (if it is a food item)
• Tomato! (if it is a food item)
• Pea Soup! (if it is a food item)
• Soda!
• Eggs!
• Toasty!
• Champagne!
• That Pops a corn for me!
• Bring On Again!
• Golden Nuggets For Me!
• Is it organic?
• sell

Looping Quotes

• *FART* Oh i'm gonna poop because i ate no stomach medicine!
• *Stomach Growls*
• *Stomach Noises* *BURP*
• *BURP* I Ate Too Much!
• Wow I'm Hungry!
• I Need Some Nutrition!
• Nutrition Facts! Calories Total Fat Cholesterol Sodium Total Carbohydrate/Carb. Fiber and Protein! (Which Are Nutrition Facts)

Quit the Game

When You Click The X Button in the PC Version of kick the buddy, He Will make These Quotes.

• Are You Sure You Want To Quit?
• If you sure you want to leave, click on me.
• If you don't wanna leave, click on buddybot.
• ( No showing up buddybot. ) Okay, Let’s Play Some More.
• ( Yes showing up buddy. ) Okay, See You Later!